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Holly Ghostlightly 👻💍

@hollyross.bsky.social
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Singer-Songwriter | Music Industry Vet | Intellectual Property Paralegal | SF Girl | Very sweary | Disabled | Chronically illin’ | Wifey | Cat/Dog Mom | Queer 🏳️‍🌈 Bi+ 🏳️‍⚧️ bb bangers: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dl3oltmxv6…

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Holly Ghostlightly 👻💍 @hollyross.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Post-show pizza & Mexican Coke anyone?😋
A woman with long, wavy strawberry-blonde hair sits in a power wheelchair on a city sidewalk at night, smiling at the camera. She holds a paper plate with pizza slices and a stack of napkins in one hand and two glass Coca-Cola bottles in the other. She wears a light blue sleeveless ringer tank, a flowy white midi skirt, a burgundy leather shoulder bag with a large embossed logo, a gold bracelet, and red jelly heeled mules. A holly-leaf tattoo wraps around her ankle. Behind her is a pizza shop with a green-tiled base, a Nextdoor 'Neighborhood Favorite' sticker in the window, and diners seated inside under blue light.
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Holly Ghostlightly 👻💍 @hollyross.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If I ever seem stand-offish about making plans, this is my deal 💕 #Migraine #ChronicIllness 
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Holly Ghostlightly 👻💍 @hollyross.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Talking to a man in front of our apartment, I asked, "Wasn't it you who helped me when my wheelchair was stuck in the door?" He said no, it wasn't him. I said that I'd thought it was him, because "I don't usually have such handsome men helping me out." And then I offered him a Werther's. JFC.
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Holly Ghostlightly 👻💍 @hollyross.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Living life around Migraine and all my other comorbs, because fuck that - there is live music to be lived!  Here is Monday night at the Castro Theatre with our darling, Aldous Harding. She was magnificent ❤️ #AldousHarding
Close-up selfie of two people in a dimly lit indoor venue with warm orange and pink lighting. On the left, a woman with long, wavy copper/strawberry blonde hair, blue eyes, freckles, and raspberry lipstick smiles softly at the camera, wearing a light blue ringer tank top. On the right, a man with curly gray hair, a graying beard, and dark square-framed glasses smiles with his lips closed, wearing a black jacket over a dark gray t-shirt. The blurred background shows a crowd and overhead lights.
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Holly Ghostlightly 👻💍 @hollyross.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The sunset was stupid-pretty 💕
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Holly Ghostlightly 👻💍 @hollyross.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Beach day! Photos and min vid of my dogs playing in the ocean, meeting new friends, intimidating parasailers, and my unapologetically stoned commentary ☀️🌊👙
Selfie of a woman with long strawberry blond hair in a fishtail braid, sunglasses pushed up on her head, wearing a striped button-down shirt with a turquoise beaded necklace, and a bearded man wearing a navy cap and black-framed glasses, in a white shirt, inside a blue beach tent
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Let’s do whippets, listen to Stone Temple Pilots, and watch the flying toasters on our Macintosh
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KelliCat @theageofpegasus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Anya Taylor-Hellancholy @interdiction.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The microplastics are my friends now.
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Holly Ghostlightly 👻💍 @hollyross.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Beach day! Photos and min vid of my dogs playing in the ocean, meeting new friends, intimidating parasailers, and my unapologetically stoned commentary ☀️🌊👙
Selfie of a woman with long strawberry blond hair in a fishtail braid, sunglasses pushed up on her head, wearing a striped button-down shirt with a turquoise beaded necklace, and a bearded man wearing a navy cap and black-framed glasses, in a white shirt, inside a blue beach tent
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Amanda @hellomanders.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
hunger makes me a modern girl
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Holly Ghostlightly 👻💍 @hollyross.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love coming up with roller derby names for myself, like Violent Beauregard. But a slip of the tongue last night gave me Lazy Godiva. Honestly, it might be better as a drag name: picture a queen in a 7-foot long blonde wig and a velvet gown, performing her entire lip-sync from a fainting couch
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Holly Ghostlightly 👻💍 @hollyross.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can't stop eating this amazing homemade yellow curry - that bidet is going to be ♪ ♫ ♪ working overtime, work out! ♪ ♬ #BTOhNo #TCBm
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Holly Ghostlightly 👻💍 @hollyross.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Was supposed to be a warmer day today, but I am still fucking stuffed with joy that we are headed out for a beach day (we live 6 mins away!) I grew up a landlocked Iowa girl, but after NYC, I moved to the Best Coast (for me). I NEED this vibe. Finny was so little 🌊👙🐕🐕‍🦺☀️ #CityDogAlice #CityDogFinn 
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Holly Ghostlightly 👻💍 @hollyross.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am so high I almost forgot my phone passcode. #ItsBeenALongWeek
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It's great that you cooked with love, but next time can you please cook with some spices.
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
At this point in my life, "friends with benefits " are just my friends who have health insurance
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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And when you saw that I reposted you without liking, that was when your post had 69 likes and I dared not be the cursed number 70
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
We’re all just a bunch of broken Doritos at the bottom of the bag.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fake it till you make it. And then continue faking it, because in the absence of perpetual dishonesty, the precarious house of lies you built while making it could come crashing down at any moment.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Broke up with my medieval bf because he thinks attaching leeches solves 90% of problems
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Broke up with my medieval bf because he kept referring to my vagina as an 𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙥𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙩𝙮
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Holly Ghostlightly 👻💍 @hollyross.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I write the songs that make the young girls cry. Fuck, Barry… what a downer
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Holly Ghostlightly 👻💍 @hollyross.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Was supposed to be a warmer day today, but I am still fucking stuffed with joy that we are headed out for a beach day (we live 6 mins away!) I grew up a landlocked Iowa girl, but after NYC, I moved to the Best Coast (for me). I NEED this vibe. Finny was so little 🌊👙🐕🐕‍🦺☀️ #CityDogAlice #CityDogFinn 
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Holly Ghostlightly 👻💍 @hollyross.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Does anybody know how to clear the cache on my brain? One or two of you is gonna have to give me a hard restart
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Holly Ghostlightly 👻💍 @hollyross.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can't stop eating this amazing homemade yellow curry - that bidet is going to be ♪ ♫ ♪ working overtime, work out! ♪ ♬ #BTOhNo #TCBm
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Pocket Cindy @pocketcindy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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GenAAaarghhvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Guy: you're gorgeous Me: *tells joke* Guy: .... Nevermind
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's time to admit that for a short period of time I gave love a bad name
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𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚅𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚂𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛 @bethyvampireslayer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tell me, if coming out was “so brave” and you tell us “I don’t know where you found the strength”, why do you think threatening us with “the camps” is going to control us for your designs? All you had to do was support us, we would have been the sword.
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Holly Ghostlightly 👻💍 @hollyross.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Once I was in a stuck elevator, and joked to the several other people in there with me that we would have to decide to eat in about 15 minutes. The baby in the elevator started to cry, and I just kind of made a knowing face. Those people didn't make eye contact with me in the office anymore
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
can you imagine having to care for clifford the big red dog? having to scoop up his poop with an excavator and spend your life savings on dog food
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ya cunt What? I’m practicing my Australian
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Holly Ghostlightly 👻💍 @hollyross.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My paternal gram, Noni (I'm Italian on that side), basically told me the same things, so you can blame her for all my "extra." I did not have a mother who loved me, but I had my Noni and that is all I really needed ❤️
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Holly Ghostlightly 👻💍 @hollyross.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Apologies for another not-shitpost, but I have rarely if ever heard someone describe my life as it is. Now get ready for way too many hashtags, but this is what I manage. There are so many days I don't want to exist. My "caregiver" husband seems to barely give a fuck. #WorldSuicidePreventionDay
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Holly Ghostlightly 👻💍 @hollyross.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I stubbed my toe, ripped it off, and got on with my day. Please clap. 
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Sheldrick Wildlife Trust @sheldricktrust.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is a big deal for Bungalu! For six months after his rescue, he never lay down – too weak and unsure he could get back up. Now, he's strong enough to enjoy a leisurely dust bath. Little Kaikai, however, wasn't convinced. Seeing her best friend lying down, she rushed over to nudge him back up!
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My AM Maga message
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Holly Ghostlightly 👻💍 @hollyross.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've been battling the same migraine for 7 years, and had full body nerve pain today, and I'm still more fun than you. Clap, bitch
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dawn of the debb @handle.invalid · 22/09/2026
Dexter. If you're taking only the Terribles I'm kinda on your side these days.
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dawn of the debb @handle.invalid · 22/09/2026
starting to think Stockholm Syndrome was outright made up by propagandists trying to whitewash a revolution. If Patty Hearst started to agree with her kidnappers, maybe she just started to agree with her kidnappers
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Holly Ghostlightly 👻💍 @hollyross.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social Happiest birthday, you delicious broad! 🧁🎈🥰
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Ilana Glazer Feeling It
Alt: Ilana Glazer Feeling It
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Let’s meet on an October night At the high school football field. I’ll wear love’s letter jacket, You feather your hair again And under our tartan blankets Beneath the lights We’ll wonder anew how many Of these boys will be concussed
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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm an American, I can only learn about so many straits.
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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I just want the AI controlled robot that eventually kills me to look like a heckin' cute doggo.
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Holly Ghostlightly 👻💍 @hollyross.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Currently fighting a migraine flare and full-body nerve pain (postherpetic  neuralgia & sciatica)… Please distract me, you sexy motherfuckers  #ChronicVestibularMigraineInStatusMigrainosus #PostherpredictNeuralgia #Sciatica #ChronicIllness
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The Call is Coming From Ianside the House @ianfortey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
*smashing my quill into my ink well in frustration* I grow weary of writing "it is" over and over again! It takes up so much of my day! Oh, fie! Fie on this cursed thing. It is horrible! It is oppressive! Tis awful!... wait... Tis? *gasps and takes up my quill once more*
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dawn of the debb @handle.invalid · 22/09/2026
"ok guys when those lights go off I want Alpha team on the refrigerator, Beta team on cabinets. Delta goes on crumbs. I'm going for the coffeepot we rendezvous at the LZ in 15 now MOVE IT MOVE IT MOVE IT"
a group of children dressed as roaches
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Holly Ghostlightly 👻💍 @hollyross.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
78% of the people complaining about AI know nothing about AI except a spat out "ROBOTS!" #ICanMakeUpAllThePercentagesIFuckingWantTo 
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Holly Ghostlightly 👻💍 @hollyross.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gals, would you agree with me that there is a certain age of single man you cannot just "follow back" because you know there will be extra weirdness? #NotAllMenCalmTheFuckDown 
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