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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 9h

I would be easily kidnapped with a van that says “potatoes in various forms inside”

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Gordon Ramsay: Let's F*cking Go

ALT: Gordon Ramsay: Let's F*cking Go

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 11h

Take heed cuz I’m a lyrical poet

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I just remembered a time when I saw a woman flossing her teeth with her hair. That’s all. Have a great day you guys.

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I don’t need therapy, I just need to listen to Mr. Roger’s explain how crayons are made.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Caught myself dancing to “Shake It Off” by Taylor Swift in the grocery store so I punched myself in the face so hard I spat blood on the floor

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Sometimes I think I’m still a pretty cool chick and other times I say stuff like “Wow! that’s a really nice 9 x 13 casserole dish!!!”

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

bf: "drunk actions are sober thoughts" or whatever is bullshit. I've never soberly thought "I wish I could lose one shoe and piss all over myself"

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The prom queen grew up to be a grandma on Facebook posting AI pics of herself

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Growing my leg hair out for the end times.

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I bet Blake Shelton farts a bunch during sex.

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I shaved my armpits AND put on makeup so I don’t want to waste it sitting at home.

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

There’s no higher honor than an animal snuggling into you. That’s really it. You’ve won it all my friend congratulations how does it feel to be touched by an angel

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I would never judge someone on their race or sexuality but I would 100% judge someone if they don’t cover their food when they microwave it.

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

When you haven’t trimmed in awhile, but you want some action, you give her the ole….

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Doing chores is exhausting. *washer going *dishwasher going *roomba going *me on couch napping

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Maybe your cat is meowing because it wants treats and also for Donald Trump to not be president anymore. You even think about that?

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“Do bros get their foreskin back when they get to heaven?” “No, I mean any questions about your policy changes” -My insurance agent

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

All this news about Carrot Top’s sex tape makes me so mad at my mom for teaching me how to read.

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

What? What the the hell is even that in the front? #facebookmarketplace #what

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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I said this years ago. It's been obvious. It remains obvious. It's a tragedy for our country.

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’m at the podiatrist getting a shot in my foot. I told him it was because I’m going to a concert where I’m going to have to stand for hours & hours. He said I shouldn’t do that. I cannot stress enough how much I will not listen to your sound medical advice.

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I think we're all due for a fairly decent meltdown

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Transition lenses that keep getting darker the longer someone is talking to you.

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I’m gonna go take a nap. I hope it’s 1995 when I wake up.

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Guys who post shit like this are 100% behind on their child support.

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I think instead of telling people they aren’t acting very Christlike, tell them they aren’t acting very Dollylike.

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I think apple pie is too full of itself. It’s not as hot shit as it thinks it is.

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I’m so old that when I get up, I make noises that can only be described as “Al Pacino getting angry & then excited”

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

handing out clams to everyone who needs clams (clammunism)

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

If I get a life alert bracelet, am I able to order pizza?

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

I didn’t survive a pandemic, The Great Recession, 9/11, smoking in restaurants, O.J. Simpson, the Challenger explosion, two wars, boomer parents, Hurricane Katrina, Columbine, Y2K, AND a Corey Feldman album to be taken out by goddamn Donald Trump.

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026