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James Damron

@runswindows95.bsky.social
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I'm a 40+ year old retired IT husband that enjoys #cooking, #writing, and bad #jokes. I'm in Florida, but I'm not "Florida Man"...yet... athlonrhythm.blogspot.com Feed: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sppkrdb2bu…

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 20h
First single(album) you bought with your own money. No lying.
Album cover for Meatloaf's "Bat Out of Hell 2".
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Add a photo you took of something good.
Homemade mac and cheese.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
More like
A white van wirh "Brisket Inside" spray painted on the side in black paint.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Lazy floof.
Winky my black and white kitten asleep on top of my blue sweatpants and pink shirt.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Because these are my toes:
Random image of long toe nails.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Washing my ass helps.
A man in a bathtub washing a donkey.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Drop some windows.
Windows 3.1 "Hot Dog Theme".
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Post your drafts folder:
Screenshot of a first drafts folder.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Better?
Winky my black and white kitten outside.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Winky my black and white kitten.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lazy cat.
Lazy Winky, my black and white kitten.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Of course, I need to pee.
Lucky my orange kitten and Winky my black and white kitten sitting in my lap.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Baked teriyaki chicken wings and drums. Too rainy to grill.
Baked teriyaki chicken wings and drums.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gas not found.
Gas station sign showing gas at $4.04 a gallon.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lazy floof.
Winky my black and white kitten.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My weekly pill organizer refills.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Screenshot of a gif that says "Pause to reveal your medieval creature .

Below that is an elephant carrying a crate on its back inside a blue box.

It also says "Elephant. You can lift huge, heavy loads."

Just like your mom.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My handwriting says doctor.
My weekly grocery list.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
--Mexican Rub--

1 tablespoon of the following:
Black Pepper*
Onion Powder*
Garlic Powder*
Chili Powder
Cumin
Paprika

1/2 tablespoon of each:
 Salt*
Cilantro
Oregano
Coriander

1 teaspoon of each:

Allspice
Tumeric
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nicolas Cage looking like Hillary Clinton saying, "I too am moist."
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sleepy floof.
Winky my black and white kitten.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I saw a giant cock on my walk today.
A metal rooster in front of a gray house.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My goofy cat.
Winky my black and white kitten.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nicolas Cage looking like Hillary Clinton saying that, "I too am moist."
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sure, Temu, it's a "paper towel holder"...
Chrome shark paper towel holder.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I made my wife a sub today.
Salami
Ham
Turkey
Swiss
On pressed and toasted Cuban bread.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses and the results were pretty interesting.

30% of women think their ass is too fat, 10% of women think their ass is too skinny, The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he is a good man, and wouldn't trade him for the world
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A green book for Organic Chemistry.

This is the class that breaks a lot of future doctors from even making it to med school.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
More lazy floof.
Winky my black and white kitten.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Lazy floof.
Lucky my orange kitten.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Guess I'm typing in German.
Screenshot of the lovely new feature stating that the post you're replying to was marked as being written in English. Would you like to reply in English?

 Below that, German.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I thankfully don't have an ass.
Hank Hill's naked bum.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses and the results were pretty interesting.

30% of women think their ass is too fat, 10% of women think their ass is too skinny, The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he is a good man, and wouldn't trade him for the world
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I make that as well.
Baked mac and cheese.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
When the missus wants baked chicken alfredo, you make it.
Baked chicken alfredo with broccoli and covered in cheese.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Chicken tendies.
Pan fried chicken coated in ranch dressing and panko.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My goodies...
A bottle or Planters dry roasted peanuts resting on my plaid pajamas.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@rebelliousdb.bsky.social @alldolledup44.bsky.social @ehhjax.bsky.social Providing different views about that first cup of coffee.
Three skeets about coffee:

1st one: "Zombie apocalypse averted for another day..good job Coffee

2nd one: "This cup of coffee got me feeling like everything is gonna be meh."

3rd skeet: "It's just me and this extra large coffee against the world."
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Lucky my orange kitten sleeping on my red sweatpants.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Sammy my orange and white cat being a loaf on a beige carpet.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A man in a bathtub washing a donkey.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I found myself standing in the bottom of an old, forgotten cellar. I shiver for the cold, misty air cut through my thin clothes like a sharp knife. Every nerve inside me was shaking from the horror I've done. My hands still smell like burnt powder, and I can still feel the recoil in my arms. As the tears rolled down my cheek, I regretted my decisions. I kept tasting the bitter, irony taste of blood in my mouth, trying to wash it away in an old sink that still works. The air was thick with the smell of mold, causing me to gag with each breath I took. A shadowy figure appears over the lip of the wall, and shouted, "I hope it was worth this!" They tossed me down something wrapped in a part of a torn, bloody dress. I unwrapped it, and discovered it contained a single Klondike bar.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Even washed my ass.
A man in a bathtub washing a donkey.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The rains finally stayed away long enough for me to at least use my gas grill.
Grilled pork tenderloin, boxed stuffing, green beans, and gravy on a blue plate with a red steak knife.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Floof
Winky my black and white kitten.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@bigbeannrg.bsky.social Jinx!
Screenshot of two posts both saying this skeet has been deboned.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Nicolas Cage looking like Hillary Clinton saying, "I too am moist.:
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Is this sexy?
Grilled teriyaki chicken wings.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A pile of dirty laundry.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A man in a bathtub washing a donkey.
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