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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 18h

I was the 69th like on three posts this morning, so I'm considering today a win

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 18h

It's national plus-size appreciation day waiting on my cashapp gifts.

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 17h

When your coworkers are morning people:

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 18h

sunrise while making school lunches

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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A silent killer that’s often overlooked.. slippers.

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 17h

I’m like hey can you look up what happens to worms in the winter for me & you’re like why don’t you look it up & I’m like cause I don’t feel like it

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Lemon 🇨🇦🇪🇺 🖤🤍💚❤️ @firebrand3.bsky.social · 16h

I'm agonizing over the colour of Gracie Belle's new leash and collar like it's life or death... or BSB vs NSYNC. If you're a ginger with white St. Bernard, what's better? A light teal or a pinky mauve? And the Goose theme in non-negotiable. She can't show up at daycare looking the fool...

A pinky mauve dog collar with black metal accents and white goose for decoration

A light teal collar with goose decoration and gold hardware (would be ordered with black hardware)

The Gracie Belle in question. 61kg. Dark brown facial markings. Warm chestnut eyes. Ginger coat with white markings.

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 16h

🐝✨✨✨

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 16h

be the easy to her peasy

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 16h

Even though I work from home, I wait till I’m clocked in to go take a shit on company time just as if I were in the office.

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 15h

this manic episode brought to you by chronic mental illness

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 15h

Remember being alone with your feeling on the toilet before cell phones? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 15h

Have you tried lurking in the ominous mist about it?

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 15h

ME: what’s the name of the band that sings “Baba O’Riley” THEM: Who ME: that’s what i’m asking THEM: The Who ME: how is that more helpful

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 15h

not to brag but my new gyno said everything looks good down there ;)

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

get in loser. and don’t ask where we’re going

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 15h

I hope this email finds my will to live

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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 15h

For those of you that live vicariously through me, get ready for excitement. I'm buying a lamp shade today

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 15h

Two guys in Alaska were on the ocean in a kayak. Before long they got cold so they built a fire in the boat…which then sank. I guess the old saying is true: You can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 14h

Him: It’s really dark in there. Her: I’m beginning to suspect that you’re not really a board certified gynecologist.

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Mark & The 🐾 Crew @markandthecrew.bsky.social · 16h

Here me out: A warm cider donut delivery truck service. Would it fly?

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 14h

hold me like a taco while i fall apart

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 14h

Why are they called doctors who treat phobias and not fraidy ologists?

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I am certain that had I lived 10,000 years ago I would have been eaten by lions while using my dad’s atlatl to scratch my ass

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Headed to the strip club to manifest destiny on the main stage

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 16h

naked in the exam room and she didn’t even buy me dinner first

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 15h

Ever have to deal with a full grown adult who regularly drops sound and mouths random words instead of speaking them as though you can lipread? Have you ever taken them by the shoulders and yelled, “Use your fucking words!”? Did it feel good? I imagine it would feel good.

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 14h

Whoever has my voodoo doll, would you kindly pull the pin from my sinuses and scape it right above my bra line? No, a little more to the right. My right. Up. Up. Too far, down. Right there.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This is how I flirt

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

*lips smushed against mic* stop. putting. quinoa. into. every. fucking. thing.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 22h

Drop some TELEVISIONS 📺 🖤

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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Big tits just hit better when your face is being smothered by them

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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Good Will Hunting People

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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 16h

Liberty Biberty and the Holy Grail

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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 16h

I stubbed my little toe on the corner of the dresser trying to walk to the bathroom at 3:00 in the morning to go pee, this is how I die 💀

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Friends are like boobs, any more than a handful is a waste.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

AI slop doesn't know Spirit went out of business

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You are doing a tired format joke from years ago, I am deftly deconstructing it with trenchant meta humor, we are not the same.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I really enjoy a definitive ending that keeps on going if there's enough money in it.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Oh man I just remembered that one time I was married for 29 years... I won't be doing THAT again

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 15h

2nd interview with panel of 4 today. One to set up the hoops, one to set them on fire, one to crack the whip and one to remove the safety net. Just kidding there was never a safety net.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 18h

They say I’ll never perform heart surgery again now that I’ve been diagnosed with Parkinson’s and they found out I didn’t go to medical school

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

eve 6 guy: oh you have ginger ale? sick

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