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@outerorbits.bsky.social
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I’m the human equivalent of a raccoon falling down your chimney: surprising, messy, but kinda funny with time and distance. (she/her) 🚫AI slop Avi by @cozydalia.bsky.social

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kate @outerorbits.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know there's only one crown, but all Fat Bears are winners to me.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Look, we’re losing light and the veil between the living and the dead is becoming gossamer thin, so let me get this off my chest before it’s too late: you’re a dork
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
do not encourage me it only makes me more like this
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laura @ mica art market @lauraillustrates.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
reupload from 2022 🐻🍂
a bunch of small, autumnal illustrations: a brown bear in a white cableknit sweater while holding a coffee, a frog with leaves and snails, a tiny bear with autumn leaves, bees with sunflowers, a small bear wrapped up in a gingham scarf, a sunflower and pumpkin bouquet, a goose with scarf and sunflower, a bear hanging over a mushroom log with frogs, and a small bear popping out of a jack o lantern
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Trisarahjtops @trisarahjtops.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Cars shouldn't have tinted windows. I wanna see what y'all are up to.
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
your bullshit is cool & all but im a little busy naming all the crows in my backyard
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kate @outerorbits.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
real life stinks, I'll be living in 1603 Ezo for a while* *playing Ghost of Yōtei
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mike @staykinduniverse.swifties.social · 09/06/2026
we dont need a.i, we need the ability to teleport to our friends for snacks.
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
People who put fvck instead of fuck in a post, why? Is your mom here?
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Whoa there pardner sittin high in the saddle of your the Dodge Ram there’ll still be snack cakes to round up when you tie your pony to the hitching post
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kate @outerorbits.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Nah, I'm here for laughs. tbh I thought I already *was* following you so when I saw I wasn't, remedied it!
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
getting reposted feels like someone picked you up and is dangling you in front of ppl and whispering “look at this little guy”
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kate @outerorbits.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
They report that the wolf was 'a good size' and looked healthy too! They saw the wolf crossing a lonely stretch of highway in the forest, so damn cool!
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kate @outerorbits.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
👀
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
As always, there's no time like the present to wear a crown of antlers, disappear into a malevolent fog, and become a reason the old forest north of town is considered haunted.
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kate @outerorbits.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I just submitted my final final of the academic year! But... my parents saw a wolf so who's the real winner here?
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Finally got into that space under the sofa where my cat likes to hide her toys and I found a stack of museum blueprints and a grappling hook
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Funny that we humans brand other species as invasive
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 21/05/2026
remember when the internet had stuff on it that didn't suck
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I don't have mood swings, I have genre shifts.
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
can whoever is hitting me with the tired stick just fuck off already
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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Clouds taste delicious, you can just tell
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Alex, the Hero of Write @authoralexharvey.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Being anti-AI means you have to be against using those AI checkers, too. "But how will I know otherwise" sometimes, you can't. But using a checker that is itself AI and further feeding works into it is not the answer. Stop using Pangram. Stop asking Claude. Etc. They further perpetuate the problem.
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I think it's still pretty cool that "as fuck" is a unit of measurement
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Anyone else ever get The Perfect Cardboard Box and start thinking of things to pack in it?
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Wendy @wendyb07.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
you can create a ton of personal space with an oar
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kate @outerorbits.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
every now and then I remember that Apple has free iBook of the Week but the last few times I've remembered to check they've all cost money. Do the capitalists even know what "free" means anymore?
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Apple, if you’re breaking up with me, just do it. Don’t take it out on every aspect of your tech.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
AI is generative in the sense that it’s generating a dystopia.
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
a chicken on the beach with the caption if you are seeing this
the curse is lifted
have a good day
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 19/05/2026
get in loser, we're going insane
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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Do I post a lot? No. But when I do post, the posts are good? Also no.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 19/05/2026
I hereby renounce my adulthood and demand my mom come pick me up
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I think I’m gonna hit those pancakes with a little extra syrup today.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
You guys ever just accidentally space out for 5 to 10 years
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Caitlin @caitlintake2.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Feel like your life is lacking excitement? Try starting your day with a wasp in your bedroom.
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I'm so tired, fam.
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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed. Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art.
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
just found out i’m actually a flightless bird
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
the first layer of butter on toast or bagel is just the primer. you gotta let that melt into the foundation before applying the real layer of butter.
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kate @outerorbits.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
made a strawberry shortcake and realized overmixing double cream makes butter!? Now I have cake and a fuckload of butter, result!
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tree ౨ৎ @patreece.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
my birthday doodles are back!! come & join the celebrations 🥳 ✏️🎀🧸🍰🌷💌 menu: £5 — emoji doodle: you give me 3 emojis & I’ll doodle a surprise illustration! £10 — pet doodle: you send me refs of your cute furry friends & I’ll doodle them! £15 — oc doodle: you, your oc, vtuber, loved ones, etc. 🔗⬇️
A pink envelope covered in doodle stickers (bear, bunny, stars, hearts, swirls, bows, flowers, etc.). The envelope is opened to reveal a letter inside with text on it. Text reads: You’re invited! To the launch of patreece art’s annual birthday doodle commissions. For: you, heart symbol. When; fifteenth of may to the twenty second of may. Where: on ko-fi and v-gen. RSVP. love from tree, hesrt symbol. An illustration of the price list and goals for the doodle event. Text reads as follows: Menu: five pounds, emoji doodle. Ten pounds, pet doodle, fifteen pounds, original character doodle. Goals: thirty percent, birthday cake!, fifty percent, switch two case, one hundred percent, nicole funds (a character from genshin impact, who I want to wish for). A pretty fairy is gasping in the bottom left corner, filled with excitement. She is wearing a party hat and dress in baby pink and lavender. The envelope illustration from the previous image is in the top right corner. There are doodles of a bear, a bunny, stars, hearts, swirls, and flowers scattered around the image. A collage of six illustrations made from a combination of three emojis to create a unique, one of a kind surprise doodle. Doodle One: fairy, flower bouquet, butterfly. A bouquet of pink tulips that fade to a pale cream are wrapped with a bow, tied by a small fairy. There are two more fairies moving the flowers and wrapping into place, working together as a team while a group of butterflies surround them. Doodle Two: black cat, strawberry, stack of books. A black cat lays inside a tent sharped like a strawberry, they are wrapped in a blanket while they read a book, a large stack of books resting beside them waiting to be read. Doodle Three: sprout, caterpillar, Sakura flower. A little green caterpillar munches on a petal, sat in a tree. Doodle Four: hedgehog, love letter, squirrel. A hedgehog and squirrel smile happily as they exchange a love letter, sealed with a red heart. Doodle Five: tulip, bunny, cloud. A sleepy bunny rests on a floating cloud, passing over a tulip field. Doodle Six: mouse, mushroom, flower. A white mouse rests happily atop a red mushroom, looking out at a field of yellow daisies. A collage of six doodle illustrations of humans and pets. Doodle One: a couple’s portrait, holding hands and smiling happily, various hearts and squiggles surround them. Doodle Two: a water nymph stepping through a pond, her long wavy hair adorned with flowers. Doodle Three: a golden dog lays happily with her tongue poking out, a wide smile reaching her brown eyes. Doodle Four: two besties holding hands with a smile, various squiggles surround them. Doodle Five: a pretty cat girl wearing a sage and baby pink dress, stepping forward. Her hair is filled with little pink flowers and tied with a bow. Doodle Six: a ginger kitten with a light turquoise blue collar looking up happily.
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kat @katbamkapow.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit
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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
[a moot I've never spoken to] my friend online--
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I told you this place is always crowded, we should’ve called for a reservation 😩
A lit-up vintage vending machine at night behind a cinderblock building at the edge of a foggy pine forest. A raccoon is crawling into the vending machine slot, reaching for a baby oppossum that’s nestled itself between the snack rows and hisses at the rescue attempt. The oppossum parent watches from atop the vending machine, accompanied by a squirrel. On the ground, a fox hungrily watches rats gathered under the vending machine.
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🥀L8te_Bloomer_JJ! @l8tebloomer25.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Might quit my job to focus on my divine feminine whimsies. The world needs more of that right now.
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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I was raised to butter things.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
a bag of m&ms marked as "family size" is a social construct
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