Reposted by CaitlinOlive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It is the darkest movie ever, but mostly because Russos forgot to take off the lenscap for a bunch of scenes. 031
Reposted by Caitlinheadless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Living long enough to go wild style on Lima beans is prob too much life but here we are 43614
Reposted by CaitlinBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Please flatten your palm and fingers when feeding me apples 27436
Reposted by CaitlinLyddie @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What's something that feels good but also sometimes feels really bad? I'll go first: Pooping 1114
Reposted by Caitlinℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If feeding a hungry kid accidentally benefits an "undeserving" kid, I am prepared to live with this devastating outcome. 1133691532
Reposted by CaitlinEize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/10/2026babe are you okay, you’ve barely started singing along with the band’s cover so everyone knows you’re familiar with the original 1122
Reposted by Caitlinheadless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026decaf coffee is made for lil freaks like me who can't control themselves 2329
Reposted by Caitlinmean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sorry for crashing out when someone used my special mug 510334
Reposted by CaitlinA-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I probably owe an apology to everyone I’ve ever said “I’ll remember that” to 021
Reposted by CaitlinGrimm @grimmreality.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Calling "shotgun!" prior to a car ride derives from the Old West phrase "riding shotgun," which referred to a second armed employee sitting next to stagecoach driver as security against people attacking the stage, so, yes, it kind of IS your job to get out and fight that guy I just flipped off. 1173
Reposted by CaitlinViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ask your doctor if jeopardizing your health to make the rich richer is right for you 15651176
Reposted by Caitlinmean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Listen I am done, I am not clicking on that. You have baited me not 013427
Reposted by CaitlinViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Writing down all the credits at the end of a movie so I don’t forget them 69115
Reposted by CaitlinsooOOOOooosan @susandixon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026...werewolves of London again 45514
Reposted by Caitlinheadless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 25/09/2026butt crack perfect shape to hold a taco. Coincidence? 98125
Reposted by CaitlinViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026[jerking thumb towards Dracula] and then there’s THIS fucking guy 1035072
Reposted by Caitlinceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once 913300395
Reposted by Caitlinheadless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Sleepytime Extra should have another bear sneaking up behind this guy with a piano wire 35618
Reposted by Caitlinda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/03/2026LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN 02728862
Reposted by CaitlinNate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 23/09/2026both of these happened to me this morning so I had to make this 2356
Reposted by Caitlin𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i call upon thee, by the serpents of arby’s 0167
Reposted by CaitlinA-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Guacamole is just vegetable pudding. I will not be taking questions at this time. 031
Reposted by CaitlinSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026And would it kill you to… 1221348
Reposted by Caitlinheadless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It’s all soup eventually 99647
Reposted by CaitlinViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hi, I’m Mike Meyers and there’s nothing “Shagadelic, baby!” about clinical depression 6492115
Reposted by Caitlinbeccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My first act as president will be to merge the Marines, Coast Guard, and Navy into a new agency called the Water Guys 2018326
Reposted by CaitlinLyddie @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Almost posted that I just ate a whole bunch of Churus. Churros. They were churros. 084
Reposted by CaitlinsooOOOOooosan @susandixon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's histamines 3227
Reposted by Caitlinsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026sorry i used air quotes when referring to your “poetry” 410231
Reposted by CaitlinLyddie @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Sorry I made that face at you, I had food stuck in my teeth 01910
Reposted by CaitlinPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You gotta give it up to Earth Wind & Fire for not even bothering to add a Water guy. They were just like it’s fine 03845607
Reposted by CaitlinCareful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻♀️🩷🧛🏻♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 20/09/2026🔪 101025136
Reposted by Caitlingwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 20/09/2026Amelia Bedelia and the Mid 40s autism diagnosis 015031
Reposted by CaitlinSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 160191213861
Reposted by Caitlinmisty @skedaddle74.bsky.social · 20/09/2026my toxic trait is thinking I can fix my entire life if I just reorganize my kitchen drawer 711833
Reposted by CaitlinFantastic M. Fox @mrfox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I'm still hung over from the party and not sure how I ended up in Newark 1191
