Reposted by Optimist PrimusSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 6hAll good things are a little out of tune 1915359
Reposted by Optimist PrimusUrsula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 11hWe all have forests on our minds. Forests unexplored, unending. Each one of us gets lost in the forest, every night, alone. 220767
Reposted by Optimist Primusceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026the ghost in the backseat of my car who disappears when I look right at him doesn’t bother me too much. he’s easy enough to ignore, even when I spot his split skull in the rear view briefly illuminated by the headlights of passing cars. he only tries to touch me at night. got a great deal on the car 1662772
Reposted by Optimist PrimusBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026All I’m saying is before the internet existed every bar had a cigarette vending machine and everybody had sex all the time 1423370
Reposted by Optimist PrimusYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026cop: license and registration please me: (hands him uno reverse card) license and registration please cop: ah man 746390
Reposted by Optimist Primus"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Cut my pie into pieces, this is the pumpkin sort 03713
Reposted by Optimist PrimusJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It's a beautiful day to throw your phone in the ocean. 219177
Reposted by Optimist PrimusMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hey. You matter. You’re one more person the zombies can eat before they get to me. 132781
Reposted by Optimist Primuspixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 164116562497
Reposted by Optimist Primusrare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Lmao at Dusk, and Rofl when the oceans eye blinks tired-blue to black. Lol solemn in the grasp of Dawn 0508
Reposted by Optimist PrimusSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You don’t need a data center to make spaghetti 2733387
Reposted by Optimist Primussweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026people say all sewer clowns are evil but this one helped me get rid of an obnoxious neighborhood kid 317638
Reposted by Optimist Primusyoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026this little light of mine. i'm gonna let it shine, mutherfucker 03314
Reposted by Optimist PrimusAnastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026People will project the wildest intentions on me and I’m just over here thinking about dinosaurs. 36021
Reposted by Optimist PrimusA Murder Of Crows @thewellofsongs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It’s trash night. Do your thing. 044
Reposted by Optimist PrimusSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Not one of us knows shit about fuck. But there’s still enough love in the world to tip the balance. Stay the course, dipshit 26413162
Reposted by Optimist PrimusHiro Ohta @xlix.me · 29/09/2026Trains are not always on time. Neither is life. We go on anyway. 145066
Reposted by Optimist Primus𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Everything you need is here. 15713
Reposted by Optimist Primusalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026bands don't have this guy in the lineup anymore and it fucken sucks 711515
Reposted by Optimist Primusbatkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 04/06/2025In a group chat insisting Mario’s last name is Kart and that all he wants is to be allowed to die. 1025942
Reposted by Optimist PrimusJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I got the Covid vaccine and sure enough five years later sent a text to the wrong person 551148130
Reposted by Optimist Primussweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“there’s only so much i can do” i say, after doing nothing 527488
Reposted by Optimist PrimusBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 17/04/2024If you stay up late enough after dinner, you will meet The Three Urges, one for a healthy snack, one for a savory snack, and one for a sweet snack, each one serving a different purpose to calm the mind, body, and spirit. Only those with a warrior’s heart will have the courage to satisfy all three. 642085
Reposted by Optimist PrimusYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Postmaster General should be the title given to the best poster on a social media site and definitely not the supreme leader of mail 1029863
Reposted by Optimist PrimusNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026True friends are the ones who never call and for dang sure never come over. 413941
Reposted by Optimist Primus𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026In just ✨63✨ followers you will become aware of the 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚑𝚞𝚖. Click *follow* to be enveloped by its ethereal tones and experience true joy. The 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚑𝚞𝚖 is waiting to show you its glory, you are chosen by the 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚑𝚞𝚖. Be at one with its light 🫴🏼 Click follow ✨now✨ 13914
Reposted by Optimist PrimusOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026what if we had goat pupils and could see almost all the way behind us? would that solve anything or no? 1722441
Reposted by Optimist PrimusMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026saying "hope everyone can be normal today" as i log on to the no one can be normal site 1453367
Reposted by Optimist Primusterror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct 2972195
Reposted by Optimist PrimusMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sorry I haven’t been reskeeting as much lately I have recently learned how to read 717872
Reposted by Optimist PrimusFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 21/09/2026upgrade to premium for an ad-free experience, now with ads 17928215
Reposted by Optimist PrimusHiro Ohta @xlix.me · 06/09/2026Alone is not lonely. Small is not lost. Still is not stuck. 010211
Reposted by Optimist Primusterror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I like the way you talk bro it’s cool how no one can glean any meaning from what you’re saying 1777
Reposted by Optimist Primus🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 19/09/2026[any dangerous situation] me: don’t worry y’all I’m the main character I can’t die 47936
Reposted by Optimist PrimusSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You say the foundation of our civilization is falling apart like that’s a bad thing 1221176
Reposted by Optimist Primuschris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Have you considered waking up as a more attractive and whole human being? 1714732
Reposted by Optimist PrimusDanny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You have your way of doing BlueSky (funny with broad appeal). I have mine (odd ramblings). There's no one right way (except probably yours). 03416
Reposted by Optimist PrimusJames Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 17/09/2026We're Flintstones kids. Ten million weak and groaning. 510445
Reposted by Optimist PrimusMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Hey bro, saw you out there in the pit taking hits like some kinda hard rock piñata 06224
Reposted by Optimist PrimusEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Your daily affirmation: If the universe is infinite, then that leaves a lot of room for your nonsense and tomfoolery. 27630
Reposted by Optimist PrimusMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Mental health? No. This walk is for scheming 6361132
Reposted by Optimist PrimusJenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026*slides you some cheese* you’ll need this for your journey 810230
Reposted by Optimist PrimusHiro Ohta @xlix.me · 15/09/2026An ancient stairway was said to be a portal to parallel worlds. Echoes of different times converged on every step. 118023
Reposted by Optimist PrimusSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You can learn a lot from people who don’t say much 19298108
Reposted by Optimist Primusweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You'll never work in this town again. Or any town. You've won the lottery! 2564355
Reposted by Optimist PrimusMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026healing is cool but have you considered becoming worse 1518224
Reposted by Optimist Primussweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026hey let’s take some benadryl and theorize about the lost colony of roanoke 1218648