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Optimist Primus

@optimistprimus.bsky.social
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I deleted my account years ago, but some people claim they still see my posts Don't read these after midnight: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagbiuaqzqpg

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 6h
All good things are a little out of tune
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 11h
We all have forests on our minds. Forests unexplored, unending. Each one of us gets lost in the forest, every night, alone.
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026
the ghost in the backseat of my car who disappears when I look right at him doesn’t bother me too much. he’s easy enough to ignore, even when I spot his split skull in the rear view briefly illuminated by the headlights of passing cars. he only tries to touch me at night. got a great deal on the car
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All I’m saying is before the internet existed every bar had a cigarette vending machine and everybody had sex all the time
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
cop: license and registration please me: (hands him uno reverse card) license and registration please cop: ah man
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cut my pie into pieces, this is the pumpkin sort
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's a beautiful day to throw your phone in the ocean.
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey. You matter. You’re one more person the zombies can eat before they get to me.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lmao at Dusk, and Rofl when the oceans eye blinks tired-blue to black. Lol solemn in the grasp of Dawn
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You don’t need a data center to make spaghetti
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
people say all sewer clowns are evil but this one helped me get rid of an obnoxious neighborhood kid
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yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this little light of mine. i'm gonna let it shine, mutherfucker
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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
People will project the wildest intentions on me and I’m just over here thinking about dinosaurs.
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A Murder Of Crows @thewellofsongs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s trash night. Do your thing.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not one of us knows shit about fuck. But there’s still enough love in the world to tip the balance. Stay the course, dipshit
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Hiro Ohta @xlix.me · 29/09/2026
Trains are not always on time. Neither is life. We go on anyway.
PHOTO by Viktor Mogilat. Night fog settles over a railway station. On the left, a commuter train slides past in a soft blur, its rows of windows glowing warm amber, beneath overhead wires that cross a rust-colored sky. On the right, a long empty platform stretches toward a small shelter, where a single lamp pours a pale beam through the mist. A lone figure stands beside the shelter, head bowed, as a dark fence runs alongside. Light and fog rest together.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Everything you need is here.
A black and white landscape with mossy grass and thick gorse. A Dalmatian stands with her back to the camera, the sky above is thick with cloud,
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bands don't have this guy in the lineup anymore and it fucken sucks
photo of a toy wind up monkey wearing a jaunty yellow vest and striped red pants. they are playing the cymbals. they look kinda coked out
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
In a group chat insisting Mario’s last name is Kart and that all he wants is to be allowed to die.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I got the Covid vaccine and sure enough five years later sent a text to the wrong person
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“there’s only so much i can do” i say, after doing nothing
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
If you stay up late enough after dinner, you will meet The Three Urges, one for a healthy snack, one for a savory snack, and one for a sweet snack, each one serving a different purpose to calm the mind, body, and spirit. Only those with a warrior’s heart will have the courage to satisfy all three.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Postmaster General should be the title given to the best poster on a social media site and definitely not the supreme leader of mail
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
True friends are the ones who never call and for dang sure never come over.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In just ✨63✨ followers you will become aware of the 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚑𝚞𝚖. Click *follow* to be enveloped by its ethereal tones and experience true joy. The 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚑𝚞𝚖 is waiting to show you its glory, you are chosen by the 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚑𝚞𝚖. Be at one with its light 🫴🏼 Click follow ✨now✨
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
what if we had goat pupils and could see almost all the way behind us? would that solve anything or no?
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
saying "hope everyone can be normal today" as i log on to the no one can be normal site
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sorry I haven’t been reskeeting as much lately I have recently learned how to read
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 21/09/2026
upgrade to premium for an ad-free experience, now with ads
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Hiro Ohta @xlix.me · 06/09/2026
Alone is not lonely. Small is not lost. Still is not stuck.
Photo by Jeffrey Czum. A solitary white Victorian-style house with a pointed turret stands in the middle of a vast golden wheat field. The sky above is a soft blue with fluffy white clouds drifting across. A flock of birds soars above the house, their dark silhouettes contrasting against the sky. Rolling hills in the background add depth to the serene and dreamlike landscape.
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I like the way you talk bro it’s cool how no one can glean any meaning from what you’re saying
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 19/09/2026
[any dangerous situation] me: don’t worry y’all I’m the main character I can’t die
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You say the foundation of our civilization is falling apart like that’s a bad thing
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Have you considered waking up as a more attractive and whole human being?
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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You have your way of doing BlueSky (funny with broad appeal). I have mine (odd ramblings). There's no one right way (except probably yours).
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We're Flintstones kids. Ten million weak and groaning.
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey bro, saw you out there in the pit taking hits like some kinda hard rock piñata
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Your daily affirmation: If the universe is infinite, then that leaves a lot of room for your nonsense and tomfoolery.
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mental health? No. This walk is for scheming
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*slides you some cheese* you’ll need this for your journey
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Hiro Ohta @xlix.me · 15/09/2026
An ancient stairway was said to be a portal to parallel worlds. Echoes of different times converged on every step.
Photo by Rodrigo Pederzini. A woman in a flowing white dress ascends a spiral stone staircase inside an ancient, moss-covered well. The cylindrical structure, lined with arched openings and weathered stone, leads the eye upward to an open sky framed by twisted branches. Light filters through the greenery above, casting a mystical glow on the damp walls, evoking a sense of mystery and hidden history.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You can learn a lot from people who don’t say much
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You'll never work in this town again. Or any town. You've won the lottery!
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
healing is cool but have you considered becoming worse
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
hey let’s take some benadryl and theorize about the lost colony of roanoke
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