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Optimist Primus

@optimistprimus.bsky.social
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I deleted my account years ago, but some people claim they still see my posts Don't read these after midnight: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagbiuaqzqpg

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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
World is crazy beautiful. So are you.
Sunset over a building in Toronto.  Sky is blue, pink, red, orange.  On the right is a wall that goes up in a slightly dramatic angle, on the left is a kinda boring/ugly concrete building that looks sort of ok in the flattering golden light I guess.  This is all framed by trees by the way.  The whole thing is slightly hazy/out of focus which is mostly because I'm kinda bad at taking pictures.  If you read all this alt text, this post was about you specifically.
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
🎵 I can live and breathe and see the sun in winter time🎵
Very bright sun breaking through clouds on a cold late winter/early spring day in Canada.  Signifying hope perhaps, or just the importance of a good pair of sunglasses in all seasons.  Also visible are some trees, power lines, cars, houses and a sort of medium tall building in the distance.  Cheers!
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Sitting in the back of a mostly empty dive bar, drinking a Moscow Mule while Sonic Youth plays on the jukebox. Sometimes life's ok.
A bar in Torontos Parkdale neighborhood called Motel, if you're ever there, or you live there now, check it out.  Cheap drinks and cool tunes, the perfect bar!
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Cheers pals 🍸🤙
A margarita on a bar
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
One of the many things I love about Toronto is all the cool street art
Colorful mural covering an old brick building in Toronto, it's an aquatic theme with a giant octopus and lots of fish and coral and such.  The sun is shining directly on it as if to say "hey, check this out!" There is a sign above the door that says 530 Rear.  I think it's probably a restaurant or bar of some sort but Im not entirely sure, whatever it is it looks cool as hell.  I hope you had fun looking at it and if you read all this alt text you rock.  See you next time! (Smiley face)
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
They may have given up hope, but I never will
Yahoo news alert on my phone that reads 'Breaking News: Coast Guard calls off search for missing fish' The actual story was about a fishing boat but the phone alert cut off the headline in the funniest way possible
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Call me crazy but I love this weather. Took these in a blizzard we had in Toronto a few weeks ago.
Very snowy day in Toronto, centered on a cool looking old brick building next to a bus stop, first floor is an a&w burger place.  A few people are making their way slowly down the streetAlmost whiteout conditions in Toronto blizzard, you can sort of see traffic lights and a lone ghostly figure in the distance.Another view of snow covered streets in a residential area in Toronto, there's a few cars that probably won't be moving for a while and some cool looking trees, branches heavy with, you guessed it, more snowNighttime pic of my street.  Cars and garbage cans are almost half buried in snow  and you can see streetlights stretching off into the distance.  Kinda moody and dramatic. If anyone read all these alt texts, you rock
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man SpongeBob meme
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Bonjour mes amis! 📍Montréal, Quebec
Ferris wheel lit up at sunset in Montréal Mini amusement park in Montréal, pic came out kinda blurry by accident but I think it looks cool like an album cover or a fading memoryMontréal street, early eveningSunset over water
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
I'm in a better place now 🇨🇦
Toronto sign lit up at night and reflected in a fountain.  Toronto City Hall and some other buildings are in the background
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Lmao
Yahoo Mail survey asking how my experience is, the choices are

Completely outstanding
Extremely good
Very good
Good
Not good
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Bus platforms C and D sound kinda fun
Sign in a Jersey City bus station that says Kiss 'n Ride, bus platforms C & D
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
This is who runs this account
The oddly disturbing animated plastic cowboys from the Primus music video for Winona's Big Brown Beaver
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Passive aggressively refusing to walk 10000 steps a day
Pedometer app notification showing I walked 9999 steps (and burned 512.8 calories)
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
The Simpsons principal skinner its the children who are wrong meme, top text says "do I feel threatened everywhere I go because everyone hates me an I'm a weak coward?" Bottom says "no, it's the city thats unsafe"
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Imagine asking chatgpt how to get drunk lmao
AP news headline notification on my phone: Ai's dangerous advice  An AP review of watchdog tests shows chatgpt offered teens detailed help on how to get drunk, conceal eating disorders and more.
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
"How do you do, fellow humans of bluesky?"
Bot account following me with zero posts, 50 followers but 3.9k following, no bio or profile pic, random letters as the name.  Seems legit.
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
History bsky, is this good
Instagram post of an Atlantic article called Feudalism Is Our Future.  I did not read the article, just thought the headline was funny
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Amsterdam is pretty cool
Amsterdam canal at night, buildings and bridges are lit up in the distance and there's a few boats in the water
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Jolly old England. Cheers mate.
Big Ben as the sun is setting, you can also kinda see the moon next to the clock and some cars and bicyclysts
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Chilling in the Scottish highlands
Blue sky and sun over mountains in the Scottish highlands
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
About to go on a ghost tour in Scotland
Tim Robinson from the I Think You Should Leave ghost tour sketch saying "it's interesting, the ghosts"
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Logging in to blue sky
View from my plane window, you can see lots of blue sky and part of a wing and the earth far below
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Tonight On Unsolved Mysteries: Where The Hell Is My TV Remote, I Swear I Just Had It In My Hand A Minute Ago And Then It Vanished Without A Trace
Robert Stack from Unsolved Mysteries
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
happy valentines day ❤️
Screenshot of the trending bsky topics which lists

CDC Layoffs

Texas Outbreak

JD Vance

Severance

Valentines Day
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Despite everything, the world is still a beautiful place 📷
Late sunset over the water in Manhattan.  Sky is dark with shades of blue and orange, a few buildings are lit up in the distance
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I have dual American and Canadian citizenship so this is me right now
Homer Simpson disappearing into hedge meme with American flag and reemerging with Canadian flag
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Like you just know this mf would be posting about optimizing productivity or some shit
Guy from the Soundgarden black hole sun music video, face stretched into a creepy smile
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Thanks ap news but I already know how to 'select all' and 'delete'
An ap news article alert on my phone that says 'one tech tip, how to start the new year with a clean inbox'
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Tonight let's take a moment to reflect on the true meaning of this holiday and the man who made it all possible, gone too soon but forever in our hearts.  After all, there wouldn't even be a Christmas if Ernest P. Worrel didn't save it for all of us.
The cover of the movie Ernest Saves Christmas.  Fun fact, as a kid my family tradition was to watch this every Christmas Eve so this corny movie will always have a special place in my heart.
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Unbelievable
Screenshot of a politico article about time magazines person of the year which is controversial but altered to read 'Time magazine to name Bart Harley Jarvis Baby of the Year'.  The picture is Bart Harley Jarvis from the I Think You Should Leave sketch, a terrible biker baby wearing a leather vest and skull and crossbones bandana.
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
* your results may vary
An ad for bluesky on a bus stop in NYC.  The ad says No Bots and there is a crossed out picture of a cartoon woman holding what I guess is supposed to be a bitcoin
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
When I see people on here talking about how many followers they had on twitter
Dr Cox from Scrubs: "Oh my god, I care so little I almost passed out"
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Getting older so I figured my punk rocker days were pretty much over but in light of recent events...well let's just say punks know how to deal with fascists so...
I want you to put the word out there that we back up
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
The interplay of light and shadow 📷
Black and white photo of a corner of my living room with a cool shaft of light coming through the edge of a window covered by a black curtain.
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
Poem

To Be Alive by Gregory Orr

To be alive: not just the carcass
But the spark
That's crudely put but...

If we're not supposed to dance,
Why all this music?
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
I don't have 2 wolves inside me, I have quokkas
A quokka, looking friendly AF.  Not my photo unfortunately but it may be my spirit animal.
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
post an album that changed your musical outlook This is the first CD I ever bought, and the start of my shift into metal/punk/alternative music in my teen years. The first time I really listened to something no one else in my family liked and started to form my own musical identity.
Metallica's Ride The Lightning album
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
It's hard to see now but I still have a small scar on my face from a childhood incident involving a pillow
tell us a true one-sentence story from your life that absolutely opens more questions than it answers and demands further context
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
I wonder if there's any other reason Julia didn't vote in 2020? 🤔
A NYT op ed asking voters to describe the 2 party system.  The last voter, Julia, who is listed as age 18, is noted as 'didn't vote in 2020'  when she would have been age 14.  Voting age in the US is 18.
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
All of them. Not many know this but the last cow died in 1984. That's why they started making those 'where's the beef' commercials.
The more you know
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
Describe your in person social skills with an image
I'm sorry, are you addressing me? Because your authority is not recognized in fort kick-ass.  Dr Krieger from Archer standing in a fort made from file boxes.
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
What's your current social media strategy?
As long as you want it so bad it's not gonna happen, the only way it's gonna work is if it doesn't matter.  Quote from the movie Wristcutters, A Love Story
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
Reskeet with a favorite book from your childhood
The Phantom Tollbooth
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
When someone unfollows:
Dr. Kreiger from Archer saying 'you maniac'
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
Yeah I looked at Blue Sky today
A pond in a park in the city I live in surrounded by trees with a beautiful blue sky and a few clouds.  Peaceful serene vibe.
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 09/07/2024
Them: Life doesn't come with an instruction manual Me: mine does
Book titled 'so you've decided to become isolated and weird' with a picture of Bart Simpson looking suspiciously through a window
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
Quote skeet with one of your fav films that isn’t a huge hit let’s get to know each other a bit more 👀 📽️
Poster for the movie Grosse Pointe Blank with John Cusack and Minnie Driver
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Optimist Primus @optimistprimus.bsky.social · 14/04/2024
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