nika @nikalamity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026it turns out the internet is slower without Russian bots or trolls 010
Reposted by nikaDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sign up for my man hating seminar. We will sacrifice one at the end 199723
Reposted by nikaweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Where would I be without the ongoing heroic narrative in my head, just another schlub I guess 5676
Reposted by nikaSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I never know what to do with my hands when I’m at a book burnin’ 129126
nika @nikalamity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i choose the bear bc if i smile at him he doesn’t assume that means i want him 010
nika @nikalamity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026but if you put them in jail they’ll miss out on opportunities to do more rape 000
Reposted by nikaMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It’s not you it’s me I say, looking in the mirror. 39643
Reposted by nika👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026welcome to middle age you have a favorite ibuprofen tablet style now 911936
Reposted by nikaSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I can hear you, but listening is a level of commitment I'm just not ready for yet. I've just got out of a long conversation 511554
Reposted by nikaFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026it's called sound maybe you've heard of it 89417
Reposted by nikaCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Explain it to me via mixtape. 815976
Reposted by nikaViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026In high school, I was voted most likely to vanish in a corn maze 1319633
Reposted by nikalos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 24/09/2026What To Expect When You’re Expecting: Disappointment 59037
Reposted by nikaDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hear me out. Muppet news anchors 2729575
nika @nikalamity.bsky.social · 24/09/2026GOP senators who’ve gone non-verbal is a trend i can get behind 010
Reposted by nikaSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 24/09/2026that makes absolutely no sense so obviously I'm intrigued 19549
Reposted by nikaPaused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Faced reality. Not a fan. 09542
nika @nikalamity.bsky.social · 24/09/2026PSA to my male co-workers: Every time you speak in a meeting doesn’t have to be a Ted Talk 000
Reposted by nikaCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just because we’re in a room together doesn’t mean we need to talk. 612243
Reposted by nikaMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I wouldn’t need an exit interview, but I would like to sit a few people down for an I Think You Suck meeting. 19737
Reposted by nikaJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"can i place you on a brief hold?" "sure" *glaciers carve a new river* 2245027
Reposted by nikaweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 63107062532
Reposted by nikaDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026woke up on the wrong side of the coffin 12216
Reposted by nikaGranite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just be good for her soul, you piece of shit. 29042
Reposted by nikaSkip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 21/09/2026[staring at mitch mcconnell, who’s standing 10 feet away from me] “is that AI?” 5344
Reposted by nika🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 20/09/2026ever since I was a boy I always knew I wanted to be a shitposter 810840
Reposted by nikaKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually 11997001921
Reposted by nikaLizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I don't need a man. If I want to be ignored, I'll try making plans with my adult daughter. 413140
Reposted by nikaBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 21/09/2026James Dean was in three movies. Three. None of them were great. You guys can try to build your legacies through a lifetime of meaningful achievements if you want. I’m going to continue focusing on what really matters: looking awesome 791646211
Reposted by nikaThe Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 21/09/2026*looks at everything No thank you. 093
Reposted by nikaParanormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 21/09/2026*opens a huge box of random cables that I've had for 5 years* Son, one day all this will be yours 716547
Reposted by nikaCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Looks like another big day of smoking weed and making pickles. 8397053
nika @nikalamity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026when i was little i didn’t anticipate adulthood would mean dealing with this many hoaxes 010
Reposted by nikaGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026more people would use public transit if it was a roller coaster 2840093
Reposted by nikaSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 160191313866
Reposted by nikaSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 20/09/2026already said 'my bad' we don't have to get the authorities involved 019279
Reposted by nikaDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I could have been in the Olympics if I had been born another person 68518
Reposted by nikaCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Why's it called erectile dysfunction and not cocknitive decline? 320453
nika @nikalamity.bsky.social · 19/09/2026my kid overheard on a zoom call: hey guys, wanna hear something my dad said not to tell anyone? 010
nika @nikalamity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026there were layoffs at work today and all i could think was I HOPE THIS KILLS HIS JOB NUMBERS 000
Reposted by nikaMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The intensity of two people trying to figure out how to pay the parking meter. 514754
Reposted by nikakaranormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 18/09/2026bringing dead batteries back to life is revolting 21482126
Reposted by nikaGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 12/06/2025no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet 221274365
Reposted by nikaDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I quit the same job twice in six days but I think it’s a good example of me being willing to keep trying 28724
