Reposted by nikasweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21hthey should invent a waking up that actually feels good 1323266
Reposted by nikaTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 5hPerhaps the dogs let themselves out 2252
Reposted by nikaMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 5hMy croc got stuck in a hole in the yard, and I fell to my knees, but I did not spill the watering can. 1204
Reposted by nikaViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 7hWhich wine pairs best with the terror of being alive 114457102
Reposted by nikaDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I didn’t do well today being nice and tomorrow isn’t looking good either 17422
Reposted by nikaflamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 08/10/2026life hack: pretend your problems don't exist 39427
Reposted by nikaGypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 18hCan someone like train AI to erase credit card debt and Mortgages? WTF are we even doing 1313929
Reposted by nikaDead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social · 17hnow, now, there's no cause for optimism 211546
Reposted by nikaLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books 4053389010241
Reposted by nikaThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 18hWhat‘s next? heads on spikes? 138120
Reposted by nikaweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 16hLet's try something different this afternoon, everybody be sufferable 2837657
Reposted by nikaFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 20hone thing i appreciate about ireland is there are no guard rails. if you want to walk off a cliff into the atlantic that is your own damned business. 1019628
Reposted by nikaMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I thought it was candy, but it was soap. Tales from the craft fair.  38935
nika @nikalamity.bsky.social · 08/10/2026what if we promise him the biggest funeral ever but only, like, if it’s now 011
Reposted by nikaNosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 08/10/2026thinking of getting stuck in a well for the attention 23813
Reposted by nikaDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i get all the exercise i need by hanging on by a thread 314868
Reposted by nikaLizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Nice post, now let's get you a muzzle 611953
Reposted by nikaCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’d rather set myself on fire than add the people I may know. 818163
nika @nikalamity.bsky.social · 08/10/2026if you’re wondering when you stop buying your kid’s school picture package with the 8x10, it’s 8th grade 000
Reposted by nikaMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I was trying to type OMG, but I typed ONG which I think could also be useful when a situation is ongoing. 48428
Reposted by nikaCynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026get in loser, we're going lurking 29938
Reposted by nikaDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Every day I cheer myself up with the thought of him dying 78912
Reposted by nikaSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 06/10/2026it’s too late for you, donate your hopes and dreams to science 516773
nika @nikalamity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026pretty sure you can do that with Phil Collins even it’s not loud 😂 010
Reposted by nikalos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 05/10/2026An Amish musical group called Rage Against The Machines 1425773
Reposted by nika PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Good morning. I see the assassins have failed again 58534
nika @nikalamity.bsky.social · 05/10/2026but can we schedule the fungal apocalypse before they finish building nukes on the moon 040
Reposted by nikaceej @ceej.online · 05/10/2026we can squeeze you in by 2034, depending on how long it takes to fight off the alien ghosts 1052521
Reposted by nikaceej @ceej.online · 05/10/2026we don't have time for another plague apocalypse. we already did that. we're on to robot apocalypse now, try to catch up. next in line is fungal apocalypse. please consult the schedule 842590520
nika @nikalamity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026it turns out the internet is slower without Russian bots or trolls 010
Reposted by nikaDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sign up for my man hating seminar. We will sacrifice one at the end 199723
Reposted by nikaweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Where would I be without the ongoing heroic narrative in my head, just another schlub I guess 5676
Reposted by nikaSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I never know what to do with my hands when I’m at a book burnin’ 129126
