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Just Meh ☕️ 🌷

@mikebuettner.bsky.social
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Coffee dependent. Almost life like.

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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Can you really consider your Halloween decorations impactful until the local churches and the neighborhood association condemn them?
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AmiyaJLO @amiyajlo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sex so mid yo— Wait y'all are having seksss 😳🤯🤯🤯
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Walking straight into traffic, for my mental health.
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It life gives you limes, add tequila and mind your business
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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do it for the psychological torture
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s okay, I wouldn’t be caught reskeeting my stuff either.
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s not until someone cuts into your neck and says ‘oh there’s the jugular’ that the rest of your life falls into perspective.
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Just Meh ☕️ 🌷 @mikebuettner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Officially fo not care for the first day of work after vacation. Zero out of any number of stars, do not recommend. Why again do we do this??
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I miss him every day… Time to realign my scope.
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Just Meh ☕️ 🌷 @mikebuettner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Last day in Edinburgh….leave for home tomorrow without the kid. She’ll be here for the next 3 years, or however long it takes to wrap up her degree. Such a great city, she may never leave
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👹 Chy Ghoulie 👻 @chy2chy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Date: Hey do you have protection? Me: No, I like it better without. The phone just doesn't feel the same with a case.
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If you’ll have sex with them but not share a toothbrush, congratulations, you’re normal as fuck.
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🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍 @sassycanadian0.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm headed to HR now. Because I bought two of my coworkers a get better soon card. They weren't sick just wanted them to get better at their job.
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Rock, paper, scissors, arson.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
*hits blunt* What if Gizmo was meant to be pronounced like Geoff?
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blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
what syndrome is it when you like the smell of permanent markers and gasoline
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
another week another holy fuck somebody make it stop
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Oedipus’s relationship status - it’s complex.
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Netflix needs to start asking if I’ve switched laundry loads.
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Just Meh ☕️ 🌷 @mikebuettner.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
*filling out employee engagement survey* ‘How would you describe your co-workers?’ 🤔*let’s see how anonymous this thing really is….* ‘Plague of fuckwits’
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Leela 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @leela-after-dark.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Them: You can be anything you want when you grow up. Be me Them: Not like that!
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Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The 4 horsemen of the apocolypse: the influencer, the streamer, the trillionaire, and ai
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
[first date] Him: So is Deb short for Deborah? Her: No. Debacle.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I don't always give up easily, but I've gotten better at it
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 20/07/2026
PSA: if other people keep passing you on the right on the highway, you are the asshole
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🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍 @sassycanadian0.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I don't go out much because I'm broke. But once I'm rich, I'm going to have to come up with another excuse.
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I did not survive Y2K, 9/11, Swine-flu, Bird flu, West Nile, Anthrax, A Random Killer Clown, Murder Hornets, MULTIPLE MULTIPLE RECESSIONS, Covid….TO DIE FROM DIARRHEA FROM A LETTUCE
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What do we think, chat, are things dumb enough yet?
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The worst part about this poor air quality is not being able to go outside for a smoke
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this, but they're using sewage water on our food, so they can use the fresh water on data centers.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The enemy of my enemy is probably still my enemy, a lot of people don’t like me.
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🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍 @sassycanadian0.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
They say the machines of the future will be as smart as people. My question is which people? It really does matter.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
Zones, in order of preference: 1. Erogenous 2. Comfort 3. Twilight 4. Friend 5. Danger 6. Tow-Away
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🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍 @sassycanadian0.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I don't care how hot it gets. Summer will always be better than winter. I never injured myself slipping on sunshine.
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I have the best reposts
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I can’t solve your problem but I can absolutely derail your sadness for two hours with margaritas, food, and diabolical jokes
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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
not tired but exhausted
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This is what passes for supervillians in the dumbest timeline
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
Don't let people you could easily murder bother you.
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
“You can’t be mad abou-“ First of all, how dare you doubt me. Second, challenge accepted
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 17/06/2026
I'm sorry for commenting "again?" on your pregnancy announcement
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Just Meh ☕️ 🌷 @mikebuettner.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Great news everyone, I actually lost weight—a whole pound and a half *upside of food being unaffordable
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Boss: get back to work Me: that implies that I’ve been working Boss: what? Me: nothing. back to work
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
i won’t say i’m a scatterbrain but sometimes i can’t find the pen i was just using because it’s in my other hand
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
never relate more to a hockey player than when they lose their stick and continue to skate around pretending to help
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
You’d think America was a lot younger considering how hard Trump is trying to fck us
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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
quoth the raven: fuck that shit
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I only repost worthy opponents.
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Just Meh ☕️ 🌷 @mikebuettner.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Yes, your opinion matters. Just not to me
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