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Chy

@chy2chy.bsky.social
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Pagan with an attitude Gamer Enthusiast of things chaotic Frustrated artist High body count (not just sexually) Omni-sexual She/Her (sometimes "IT". IYKYK) (DMs are open. Mostly) IDGAF in general

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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 11h
New guy just started working in the cafe. I can't technically date him because I'm his supervisor. But I'm flirting very closely to the edge of HR guidelines.
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 11h
Me flirting at work
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LitneySpears Crazy Eyes & Tongue Out
ALT: LitneySpears Crazy Eyes & Tongue Out
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 16h
If I'm on, there is like a 85% chance that I'm checking my pulse clitorially.
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 16h
PSA: Even us slutty girls get to say no!
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm having a sale. all my clothes are half off, and I'm kinda chilly
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Question: How do you make humus? Answer: Chick peas Oh so that's what all those websites are about
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Had a dream that I gave my neighbor al lap dance. One of my really good ones too.
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Excuse you, sir. It's not an iced coffee it is an iced chai latte. Thank you very much.
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ask me an inappropriate question. You can DM if you're shy
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Boob drop has a much greater impact the older you get
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wonder how freaky these people using the AI chat bots are getting
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Said he had a porn addiction but I caught him several times not staring at my boobs. I think he's lying to me
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thinking of not wearing my glasses or contacts anymore so I can't see how shitty the world is.
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Coming this winter; Only fans + heaters
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Does everyone go thru all the stuff in someone else's bathroom when you visit their house? Just me?
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
To those born in the 1900s. What was the purpose of shoulder pads in women's fashion?
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pro tip: Always wear comfy shoes for a hookup, so you can wear them when leaving and not carry them. The not so shameful walk
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Asked a customer what he was up to the other day. He said "Just playing pocket pool." I said "Oh yeah, I like playing with miniatures too." In my best dumb blond voice. He didn't seem to like that answer.
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dating tip: Pocket bacon, always a welcome addition to any date night
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Date: Hey do you have protection? Me: No, I like it better without. The phone just doesn't feel the same with a case.
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I like my men like I like my chicken. Big breasts and thick thighs, well seasoned and extra crispy.
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Shower thought of the day: I never had a physical hymen. Had I been born during a certain age, I'd have been stoned to death for not being a virgin. As it stands now, I'm just really stoned.
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The cold brew was begging for it. How was I supposed to control myself?
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Apparently, according to my therapist, I use meaningless sex and sarcasm to deal with difficult feelings. That's made me depressed and horny.
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gonna start selling feet pics so I can afford to get my hair and nails done regularly
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ruin a movie title by making it gender neutral. "The Running person"
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Looks like I'm having Ramen for the next two weeks cause I need a pedicure
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Who served a ton of customers yesterday wearing a skirt, no undies, and a plug?
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This Girl Me
ALT: This Girl Me
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Breakfast burrito ✅️ Coffee ✅️ Underwea❓️
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Got a tip while on break at the cafe. Apparently, the way I was eating my cake pop was tip worthy.
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm ovulating like crazy right now.
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I've decided to not wear pants for the entire month of September. Skirts and dresses only no matter the activity. Should be fun
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Another day another trauma
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Recently gifted with a PVC catsuit. First time wearing it. Who knew I could make so much me soup.
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Director to adult actress; "Time to get horny honey." Actress to director; "That's my secret cap'. I'm always horny"
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It's fun to be back to wearing my plug at work. Yea!
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I've been toasting bread with vodka. Am I doing this right?
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Steve Carell's Cheers
ALT: Steve Carell's Cheers
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Good morning all and blessed be.
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
There are both diggity and doubt. So what now?
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Post a hero shot.
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Serenity River Tam
ALT: Serenity River Tam
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Sometimes I just wanna use it like a pacifier. It's that so wrong?
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Yes. Creepy old man. It is crazy that there are more than 2 types of coffee. Like never before in history, has there been more than 2. And yes, it's only milk if it comes from a titty. (Don't stare while saying that). Please take your sweet milk with a dash of drip coffee and your muffin and go.
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I want to date a hairy girl.
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Got a full belly and rugburn on my knees. Gonna be a good day
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I'm back working at the bookstore, managing the cafe. Not my favorite area but I feel better here than at that office
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Was just thinking. Every person that I call a friend has seen me naked, whether on purpose or accidently. Not saying it's a requirement, but it seems to be a consequence of being my friend
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I've decided that from now on, if someone asks if I eat ass. The only acceptable response is. "Depends on the ass."
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I have checked myself. I shall now proceed to wreck myself.
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Is baseball still the goto thought stream for guys to delay their arrival at Cummins station?
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Public service announcement: Wash your ass!
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Captain America PSA with Chair
ALT: Captain America PSA with Chair
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