Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 11hNew guy just started working in the cafe. I can't technically date him because I'm his supervisor. But I'm flirting very closely to the edge of HR guidelines. 250
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 11hMe flirting at workstatic.klipy.comLitneySpears Crazy Eyes & Tongue OutALT: LitneySpears Crazy Eyes & Tongue Out 180
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 16hIf I'm on, there is like a 85% chance that I'm checking my pulse clitorially. 070
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm having a sale. all my clothes are half off, and I'm kinda chilly 260
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Question: How do you make humus? Answer: Chick peas Oh so that's what all those websites are about 072
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Had a dream that I gave my neighbor al lap dance. One of my really good ones too. 261
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Excuse you, sir. It's not an iced coffee it is an iced chai latte. Thank you very much. 3100
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I wonder how freaky these people using the AI chat bots are getting 040
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Said he had a porn addiction but I caught him several times not staring at my boobs. I think he's lying to me 040
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Thinking of not wearing my glasses or contacts anymore so I can't see how shitty the world is. 270
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Does everyone go thru all the stuff in someone else's bathroom when you visit their house? Just me? 150
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026To those born in the 1900s. What was the purpose of shoulder pads in women's fashion? 140
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Pro tip: Always wear comfy shoes for a hookup, so you can wear them when leaving and not carry them. The not so shameful walk 020
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Asked a customer what he was up to the other day. He said "Just playing pocket pool." I said "Oh yeah, I like playing with miniatures too." In my best dumb blond voice. He didn't seem to like that answer. 050
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Dating tip: Pocket bacon, always a welcome addition to any date night 0165
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Date: Hey do you have protection? Me: No, I like it better without. The phone just doesn't feel the same with a case. 296
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I like my men like I like my chicken. Big breasts and thick thighs, well seasoned and extra crispy. 172
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Shower thought of the day: I never had a physical hymen. Had I been born during a certain age, I'd have been stoned to death for not being a virgin. As it stands now, I'm just really stoned. 140
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The cold brew was begging for it. How was I supposed to control myself? 252
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Apparently, according to my therapist, I use meaningless sex and sarcasm to deal with difficult feelings. That's made me depressed and horny. 161
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Gonna start selling feet pics so I can afford to get my hair and nails done regularly 130
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Ruin a movie title by making it gender neutral. "The Running person" 130
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Looks like I'm having Ramen for the next two weeks cause I need a pedicure 040
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Who served a ton of customers yesterday wearing a skirt, no undies, and a plug?static.klipy.comThis Girl MeALT: This Girl Me 450
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Got a tip while on break at the cafe. Apparently, the way I was eating my cake pop was tip worthy. 170
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I've decided to not wear pants for the entire month of September. Skirts and dresses only no matter the activity. Should be fun 360
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Recently gifted with a PVC catsuit. First time wearing it. Who knew I could make so much me soup. 240
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Director to adult actress; "Time to get horny honey." Actress to director; "That's my secret cap'. I'm always horny" 160
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I've been toasting bread with vodka. Am I doing this right?static.klipy.comSteve Carell's CheersALT: Steve Carell's Cheers 130
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Post a hero shot.static.klipy.comSerenity River TamALT: Serenity River Tam 250
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Sometimes I just wanna use it like a pacifier. It's that so wrong? 181
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Yes. Creepy old man. It is crazy that there are more than 2 types of coffee. Like never before in history, has there been more than 2. And yes, it's only milk if it comes from a titty. (Don't stare while saying that). Please take your sweet milk with a dash of drip coffee and your muffin and go. 160
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Got a full belly and rugburn on my knees. Gonna be a good day 260
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I'm back working at the bookstore, managing the cafe. Not my favorite area but I feel better here than at that office 140
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Was just thinking. Every person that I call a friend has seen me naked, whether on purpose or accidently. Not saying it's a requirement, but it seems to be a consequence of being my friend 260
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I've decided that from now on, if someone asks if I eat ass. The only acceptable response is. "Depends on the ass." 2102
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Is baseball still the goto thought stream for guys to delay their arrival at Cummins station? 141
Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Public service announcement: Wash your ass!static.klipy.comCaptain America PSA with ChairALT: Captain America PSA with Chair 130