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smillz @righttwix.com · 6h

i used to use two used ones too english amiright?

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 6h

I am calmly observing my own catastrophic behaviours

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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 6h

[takes a drag of a cigarette] i reckon i used to shitpost but now i just post shit

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 10h

I had a couple of ideas that canceled each other out

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 8h

It was the fast of times, it was the furious of times

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 8h

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 9h

just missed the window to teach my baby to somersault so we’re going to start tying to autumnsault

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 13h

happy birthday to my husband who is currently sitting across from me eating cheesecake and dissing every Winnie the Pooh character except Eeyore

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 15h

I'm running 6 procrastinations past late.

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werewargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 9h

i’ve decided to never get angry again so i think everything is going to be fine

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 9h

i can smell reverse psychology a mile away

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 14h

i do not think the lines are real on flame grilled la croix

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smillz @righttwix.com · 9h

figuring out how to watch local broadcast hockey games is more complicated than doing my taxes

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Fwank @gaymerotter.bsky.social · 16h

Starting a challenge called oktober where for the whole month everything is going to be ok

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 17h

Mixing creatine with alcohol so it’s like Mad Max in my body with two factions fighting for water.

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 10h

The Justin Timberlake it's gonna be May meme but I've edited it to make it look like he has green skin and red eyes. You know, for Halloween. The text says "it's gonna be mane October."

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 10h

the explorers planning their wedding have chosen a frontiered cake

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You don’t need a data center to make spaghetti

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 18h

You know shit’s getting real when a drummer switches to the bell of his/her ride cymbal

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 11h

I, for one, am looking forward to a pillowcase full of rocks this Halloween

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 16h

i follow a strict ovo-lacto-carne-pesce vegetarian diet

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 12h

nextdoor classifieds be like: solid maghogany wardrobe vintage my great grandfather built this out of a sunken warship — $100 1989 onkyo stereo receiver (missing knob) — $100 moms urn — free

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 13h

The Little Engine That Could But Didn’t Want To Deal With It Until Monday

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 16h

Me, sitting alone in a room with my thoughts Thoughts: Could you maybe sit somewhere else?

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13h

CONCEPT: a long, restful nap the length of 3-4 naps, ideally when the sun is down. it could be called something like meganightnap

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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

blink 182 tried to tell us work sucks but we didn't listen

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 14h

if you make out with a dog in your dreams you make out with a dog in real life* *😬

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 14h

it’s so unfair that i have to compete against people with motivation

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 15h

Hot singles in your area want to sacrifice you to Zuul

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13h

instagram is for girls x is for boys bluesky is for evil

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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 17h

i skeet like a ghost. haunt you for three days and then i get distracted and do something else for a while.

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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 13h

I like when my @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro bait works

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sparkling water should get you drunk

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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

yeah, you name a baby andre the giant what did you think was gonna happen??

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ceej @ceej.online · 18h

got to christen a new toilet at work today

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 13h

this is almost quite literally the opposite of why i drink it lol

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 13h

if a boring meeting is winding down, and they ask if anyone has a question: no you don’t

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Back that ass up like it has scientific evidence behind it

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 18h

How YOU doin’? I mean financially. Matt LeBlanc here for AARP

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 21h

Can't believe it just cost me $200 to fill up the tank in my Ford F-950 Godzilla-Duty pickup that I drive exclusively to the grocery store and golf course

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 15h

In October, pajamas can pass for everyday wear, if they’re spooky enough.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

"what are you gonna be for halloween" a problem

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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 14h

Char-latons?

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 14h

i do not think the lines are real on flame grilled la croix

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