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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️

@lacroixboi.dadguy.pro

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tell my Wife and bebé and future bebé i mentioned them here. dang that is a bright ass thigh… and jerry’s face?! past futuredad: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 13yrs

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 03/10/2026

uh oh we’re busted @righttwix.com

screenshot of the below post with a text alert from one of the wives in question saying “hello good morning “

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 01/10/2026

gru chart meme. four panels that say
-morning cuddles with the baby are the best
- the baby is getting more and more attached to me
- so attached that she gets sad when i leave for work
- she gets sad

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 27/09/2026

BUNJAMIN SKYLINE CLEANSE 🐰🖤

Bunjamin, a white rabbit with black markings, sitting inside a pet pen behind black, thin bars. his water feeder is in the top left corner of frame which he was just taking a drink from. there is a fan out of frame blowing his fur around. he kinda seems like he’s on a mountain in a blizzard

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 26/09/2026

happy new Smidley day to all who celebrate

apple music screenshot

artist: Smidley
song: Murphy Horse
lyrics shown:

yeah, you could be
a horse in the next
life

wouldn’t that
be nice?

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 13/09/2026

butt soft, that bun through yonder cage open 🐰🖤

bunjamin, a white rabbit with black markings, sitting on a pet blanket inside a large indoor pet cage. the door to the cage is open so only half on bunjamin is obscured by the bars, which are out of focus. his tail is in sharp focus while the rest of his body blurs out. his rump looks so fluffy you just wanna rub it

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 11/09/2026

BUNJAMIN SKYLINE CLEANSE 🐰🖤

bunjamin, a white rabbit with black markings, lying with white pee bedding surrounding him. the bedding is on a metal tray and he’s on it for the coolness it provides, his eyes slightly closed and relaxed

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 09/09/2026

stepping outside real quick:

apple music screenshot
song: pardon me
artist: incubus

lyrics shown:
so pardon me while
I burst into flames

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 02/09/2026

ODIN SKYLINE CLEANSE 🐕🖤

odin, a brown shar pei / lab mix, standing with a white bath towel draped over his head and body. he is looking off to the right of frame with a thousand yard stare kinda face. he is very shiny in the sunlight

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 31/08/2026

legally, you’re only allowed to listen to this song today

apple music screenshot
song: End of August
artist: Noah Kahan

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 30/08/2026

Odin loves bath time, I swear.

odin, a brown shar pei / lab mix, with a white towel draped over him. the towel is covering his whole body with just his face poking out. the sun is casting a shadow across his face and his eyes are wide from the towel pulling a little. he is looking straight at the viewer with a little bit of crazy

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 27/08/2026

ME: odin can we take a National Dog Day pic ODIN: PATHETIC

odin, a brown shar pei / lab mix, sitting in a backyard. his head is kinda pulled back with snout up a bit and eyes are narrowed. his neck rolls make him look like a dang turkey
he kinda looks like the principal skinner pathetic meme

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 25/08/2026

Well, that was worth the wait.

IMAX 70MM poster for The Odyssey as you walk in to the theater

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 13/08/2026

ODIN SKYLINE CLEANSE 🐕🖤

odin, a brown shar pei / lab mix, lying on his back in the middle of squirming around with his mouth open and head to the side. he is in the middle of a lawn

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 11/08/2026

“MOOOOMMMMM! dad got his camera again!”

odin, a brown shar pei / lab mix, lying on grass with his front paws off to his left a bit because he was mid zoomies. there is a little piece of grass stuck to his lip with his mouth open as he tries to get it. he looks like a farmer with grass in his mouth yelling at someone.

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 10/07/2026

ODIN SKYLINE CLEANSE 🐕🖤

odin, a brown shar pei/ lab mix, lying on the floor looking just past and above frame. his left side is facing the camera with the right side mostly hidden in shadow, nose tilted slightly down. there is a small bit a white of his left eye showing and his ears are at attention. he is in front of a rectangle coffee table that is pushed against a couch creating a little tunnel that is pleasing to the eye

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 02/07/2026

two people on the tip on the empire state building with a banner that has been edited to say:
DO YOU LIKE
LA CROIX

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 30/06/2026

hmmmmm jerry doesn’t want to abolish the supreme court??

screenshot of this thread collapsed showing jerry replying “no! NO!!”

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 21/06/2026

second father’s day 👶🏻🫂🖤

mirror selfie of a white dadguy wearing a green shirt with a hat that says “good quality human” in green holding a bebé. it is a recreation of the quoted post photo.
dadguy and bebé are staring at each other in a super adorable way and dadguy is smiling with joy

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026

werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 17/06/2026

how am i supposed to know when these are done charging

a wall outlet with two plastic child safety plugs that most certainly do not charge. the wall is textured with light casting a slight shadow

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 16/06/2026

ODIN SKYLINE CLEANSE 🐕🖤

odin, a brown shar pei / lab mix, lying on a pet cot. he is basking in the morning sun. his face is very serious with his ears at attention. he kinda looks like a sphinx but with crazy neck rolls

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 13/05/2026

S L O R P 👅🐕🖤

odin, a brown shar pei / lab, lying on a grey pet cot. his brown coat is shining in the sunlight. he is looking directly at the camera, with ears at attention squinting a little from the sun. his tongue is mid lick covering his whole nose

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 01/05/2026

ODIN SKYLINE CLEANSE 🐕🖤

odin, a brown shar pei / lab mix, lying on a light gray rug in front of a baby play pen. his front right paw is crossed over the left. he is glancing towards the camera with a slightly annoyed look because I was annoying him for a photo but like look at him. his neck rolls are on full display

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 28/04/2026

so what if i had to do it myself

screenshot of the above comment on this post. with this comment the count shows 4/20/69

“your reply was sent” is still visible at the top

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 24/04/2026

oh cuss yeah

screenshot of the quoted post showing 4/20/69 with 1 quote

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 23/04/2026

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 23/04/2026

i don’t get it 🙃

screenshot of jerry’s post but I haven’t updated the app so it’s ruined 🙃

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 13/04/2026

ODIN SKYLINE CLEANSE 🐕🖤

close up of Odin, a brown shar pei / lab mix. his snoot is a little out of focus with his eyes appearing sharp in focus. he is looking up and to the left of frame showing the whites of his eyes. his chonky body with a roll is visible as well. his gaze invites a warm calm feeling

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 06/04/2026

13 years with no alcohol today

the poster for “13 Reasons Why” edited to say “13 Years Dry”

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 17/03/2026

i took this picture of odin and then he took my lunch money

odin, a brown shar pei / lab mix, sitting on green grass with a sliver of golden hour setting sun cast across his body. he does not seem very happy to be sitting there with the sun in his eyes. his ears are at attention and he’s looking right at the camera

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 16/03/2026

BUNJAMIN SKYLINE CLEANSE 🐰🖤

bunjamin, a white rabbit with black markings, sitting in loaf mode. a fan out of frame is blowing on him making his hair sit funny. he’s got some serious bunbun smolder going on

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 08/03/2026

when you realize you lost an hour and didn’t actually sleep in a little bit

odin, a brown shar pei / lab mix, sitting on a green lawn in a backyard with the morning sun glowing off his glorious rolls. his eyes are closed giving an annoyed look, probably from the sun but also because he’s annoyed at having to sit there for a photo shoot

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 03/03/2026

this is a still image of a somewhat cropped version of an 1881 painting by monet. it's a portrait of a man with dark curly hair and a mustache who is looking directly at the viewer in a way that i'm interpreting as a bit horny. it's not clear whether this man is a freak pervert, which would be fine, or a creep pervert, not so fine, but one way or the other this man is a pervert

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 02/03/2026

the elusive north american land seal 🐕🖤

odin, a brown shar pei / lab mix, lying on a bed staring off to the left of frame. his neck rolls on full display and ears at attention. his front paws are out of frame but his arms are visible. the way he is positioned is hiding his back legs completing the seal look

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 27/02/2026

for context and clarification:

me saying

“I sent something as a test”
“only the real key would know how to respond”

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 27/02/2026

LITTLE BABUSHKA DOG 🐕 🖤

Odin, a brown shar pei/ lab mix, lying on a white comforter with a red and black plaid robe draped over him. only his head, a bit of his neck, and front arms are visible from underneath. he is looking off to the right of the frame with a pensive expression like he’s longing for the old days. focus is sharp on his face with the background blurred

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/02/2026

the offering was deemed acceptable 🐰🖤

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/02/2026

ODIN SKYLINE CLEANSE 🐕🖤

A close-up of a Odin, a brown shar pei / lab mix, lying on a rug, with soft shadows and sunlight highlighting his rolls. he has a calm expression looking up showing the white of his eyes. One paw is visible under his chin. his snoot is ready for boops

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 18/02/2026

apple music screenshot
Song: Limelight (feat. Andy Hull)
Artist: Touché Amoré
lyrics shown:

i’m tired AND
im sore

(sore, sore
sore, sore)

i’m not so
young anymore
(anymore, anymore)

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 06/02/2026

yeah muser get with the program

ground turkey, spanish rice, broccoli, and purple sweet potato mixed up in a glass tupperware dish

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 30/01/2026

finding joy in the small things

screenshot showing my master plan worked getting Deedots post to 4/20/69

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 28/01/2026

ODIN SKYLINE CLEANSE 🐕🖤

odin, a brown shar pei/lab mix, lying on a bed looking at the camera. the background is blurred

his ears are at attention and his stare is very warm and inviting and you just want to squish him with love

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 18/01/2026

ODIN SKYLINE CLEANSE 🐕🖤

Odin, a brown shar pei / lab mix is sitting in a softly lit room, gazing upward. The light creates shadows on his face, highlighting his features against a blurred background of furniture and plants. His body is barely visible in the shadows

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 08/01/2026

L O A F M O D E 🐰🖤

bunjamin, a white rabbit with black markings, sitting with his legs tucked in full loaf mode
the picture is taken through a black pet pen gate which is blurred in front of bunbun

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 06/01/2026

better hurry if you want the last unlabeled, mystery can. only one left

a single can with no label on a metal shelf

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 04/01/2026

ODIN SKYLINE CLEANSE 🐕🖤

Taken from above, looking straight down: Odin, a brown shar pei / lab mix, is lying on a light-colored rug, partially illuminated by sunlight. The floor beside the rug is made of wooden planks.

The wood floor takes up exactly one third of the frame from the left. the planks do not run perfectly perpendicular to the rug which really makes my eye twitch

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 01/01/2026

i didn’t even see this as an option ??

screenshot of the below gif showing the word La Croix

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 25/12/2025

merry crowmas and happy hawkidays 🐦‍⬛🪶

a crow sitting on a chain link fence with a hawk in flight behind it. the rising sun is just behind the fence shining through the fabric covering the fence. there are a few wispy clouds in the pale blue morning sky. a light pole lines up exactly one third of the frame in from the left with the hawk and crow both centered in frame

if you’re still reading, this was super special for me. I never take my camera on walks but took it today and I friggin love birds

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 21/12/2025

ODIN SKYLINE CLEANSE 🐕🖤

odin, a brown shar pei / lab mix, sleeping on the floor with a rug visible and with the sun hitting him. the focus is on his face with his tank of a torso out of focus

futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/12/2025

beefhurt is trying to come back.

me replying to @beefhurtcretin asking him to post his mugshot which was for DV