Reposted by Blanchelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16/09/2026has anyone noticed the days are getting shorter?? what exactly is the plan when we're all engulfed in eternal darkness 1251551133 1.6K
Reposted by BlancheAbra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 17/02/2026The thing about Joyce Carol Oates is she posts like a monkey with a gun. She'll get off five good posts where you're like "Yeah! You tell 'em!" but then the seventh post will have to be an apology for the sixth post accidentally supporting race science or something. 8852122 852
Blanche @koroblanche.bsky.social · 31/08/2026It's certainly much better without the overwhelming douchebag energy 020 2
Reposted by Blanche🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton and Patti LaBelle playing their acrylics. Two icons. 5696343235 9.6K
Reposted by BlancheJoel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry. 7243893811283 38.9K
Reposted by Blanchewoke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16/08/2026the way trendy young actors get sucked into the MCU after one breakout project is kind of like if every big baseball prospect was immediately conscripted into the Savannah Bananas 937444 374
Blanche @koroblanche.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Mom: So how did the call go? Me: [googling "Nights of Cabiria smile gif" to send to my friends] Oh, I haven't called yet. 000 0
Reposted by BlancheKathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I have been laughing at this for ten solid minutes 1652233 522
Reposted by BlancheHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Playing a song for you to advertise my show on August 12 at Dina's Tavern in Toronto Ontario. 832591371 2.6K
Reposted by BlancheNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 28/07/2026(acting in American Psycho but I forgot my lines) wow... business card.... a perfect rectangle... white, with words on it... All the key information is on here Jared Leto: (also forgot his lines) Plus it has Dope Handfeel as well 213098484 3.1K
Reposted by BlancheTrung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 21/07/2026“When I wrote that letter,” replied Darcy, “I believed myself perfectly calm and cool; but I am since convinced that it was written in a dreadful bitterness of spirit.” There are legions of guys on message boards and in people’s replies who need to have this hot-iron branded onto their asses. 111464184 1.5K
Reposted by Blanchebrainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026had a great facetime call with our friend Sen. Mitch McConnell earlier today, he said “help me” (I think, audio was bad) and I said “you’re too close to your phone, pull it back and watch your little thumbnail screen and try to center yourself in it” but then the call disconnected he’s doing well! 1083288 832
Reposted by BlancheTrung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 31/05/2026Ah so Bingley and Darcy have sort of a red oni/blue oni dynamic going on 549332 493
Reposted by BlancheUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 15/06/2026You were, basically, stealing from Subway. They had their rules for their company and you decided not to abide by them. What you do with your own business is up to you but what you did was wrong at Subway. 943719865 3.7K
Reposted by Blanche𝗘𝗩𝗜𝗟 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗗 𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗡 @outlawvern.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Persepolis 1 & 2 are beautiful graphic novels and a bridge between cultures. Seeing Iran history and life through the eyes of Satrapi as she grows up listening to Michael Jackson and Madonna and has a punk phase and turns goth and all that was mind expanding for me. What a loss. R.I.P.lemonde.frMarjane Satrapi, author of 'Persepolis,' dies at 56The French-Iranian artist and film director 'died of sadness a little over a year after the death of Mattias Ripa, her husband and the love of her life,' people close to her said. 028289 282
Reposted by Blancheregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 08/05/2026watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now 14180992671 8.1K
Reposted by Blanchejosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Bert and Ernie should have their own show. I don't want to have to watch Sesame Street to see what they're up to. I'm not 5 485336988 5.3K
Reposted by Blanchecait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/03/2026lmao the eurovision mascot is so ugly I literally screamed at this reveal 41295172166 9.5K
Reposted by BlancheBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/03/2026In DC comics there is a character named Jenny Sparks, and her superpower is to be the living embodiment of the 20th century with all of its complexities, progress, and setbacks. This is what Adrian Chiles is to me, he is the living complicated and triumphant spirit of Great Britain 1257958 579
Reposted by BlancheAlex P. 👹 @saddestrobots.bsky.social · 01/03/2026i think my wife's explanatory model, "donald trump remembers the 1980s and '90s far, far better than anything that has happened in this century, especially after 6 p.m.," offers us a useful analytical tool here 224324 243
Blanche @koroblanche.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Reading The Bell Jar and shaking my head the whole time so the people on the bus know I disagree with it. 000 0
Reposted by Blancheleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 05/12/2025has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane 5289132110 8.9K
Reposted by Blancheheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 16/11/2025the funniest thing that’s ever happened did not happen to me, so i can only imagine how funny it must have been first hand, in real time. it happened to my physics teacher Mr. Turner, who told me a couple years back at a school band competition 6 of the 7 entries played Seven Nation Army 1548898 488
Reposted by BlancheThe Onion @theonion.com · 05/11/2025Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time 110137002297 13.7K
Reposted by Blanchenattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 20/10/2025My mistake, you are correct! I generated the file, but I did not give you a download link — let me go get it for you [pretends to walk down stairs behind couch] 45360879 5.4K
Reposted by Blancheyoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 13/09/2025KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim." 90211256744 21.1K
Reposted by Blanchecatren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 10/09/2025if you have a billion dollars you should be legally designated a dragon and any human can adventure against you 3741521148 4.2K
Reposted by BlancheAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace’s blood? McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood 465693920 5.7K
Reposted by BlancheEmma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 16/07/2025I would like to point out that the picture they’re using is the MOVIE version of the doll and not the ACTUAL haunted doll which is a raggedy Ann doll 1635335 353
Reposted by BlancheEl Norte Recuerda @elnorterecuerda.bsky.social · 02/07/2025The entire Latino population in the U.S. is 65 million. She means all of us. 32783838313762 38.4K
