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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
[Someone I don’t recognize is at the gym] Who’s this fucking guy? [Someone I see every day is there] This fucking guy again.
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Right Stitch just has “it”
A single lonely Stitch in a parkAnother Stitch surrounded by a crowd
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mr. President, Bill Moro has bowled a perfect game
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
NEW: Every week, a Philadelphia nun drives to the immigration court in Harlingen, Texas, to sit beside unaccompanied children, some as young as four, who face a deportation judge with no lawyer and no parent. An undocumented migrant who is facing deportation called Sister Rose Kuhn his “angel.”
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Everyone is 12 theory undefeated
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
How am I still single
Hinge profile: My most irrational fear is…Revolving doors

Response message: I used to hate revolving doors, too, but I really came around on them
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Metal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The meme from the Spider-Man film where Willem dafoe says I'm something of a scientist myself.
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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John Ganz @lioneltrolling.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This is your brain on social media.— t.co/jQI4qvJClr
t.co
https://www.unpopularfront.news/p/this-is-your-brain-on-x
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
her proper name is Bear’s Monster.
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I miss the 2010s blog era. Some guy would spend 200 hours re-watching and tallying every point awarded on Whose Line for a 4-paragraph post and 350 likes on Twitter.
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Admittedly not an expert on ransom, but I see one problem here
NYT News alert: An Arizona sheriff's office released two ransom notes sent after Nancy Guthrie's kidnapping.
The second one said she was dead.
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
people on here will post anything. "charlie brown had class consciousness." no he didn't. that isn't true.
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
my favorite part of the Odyssey is when John Odyssey turns to the camera and says "this must be some kind of...Bronze Age Collapse"
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
mfer just “invented” a library 🙄🙄
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
cool idea I just had: what if there was a Criterion Closet but for books
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
just spit out my water
Tweet:

Jonathan Fine @jonathanbfine 2d
sometimes you can tell from a person's underlining in a used book that they aren't going to make it

Quote tweet:

The first page of Moby Dick and someone highlighted and annotated “call me Ishmael” with “His name.”
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
a fun fact is that the creator of the labradoodle breed considers the dogs to be evil
NYT headline: Labradoodle Creator Says the Breed Is His Life's Regret
"I opened a Pandora box and released a Frankenstein monster," said Wally Conron, who developed the mopheaded dog.
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Imagine hitting THIS pitch to win the game 😮
A screenshot of MLB Gameday showcasing the pitches Ildemaro Vargas saw in his game-winning at-bat. Pitch No. 4 can be seen well above the strike zone.
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Jelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
b-b-but I was told if I simply carried the scorpion across the river, it wouldn’t sting me 😭😭😭
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Upon hearing the news, Collins expressed concern but said she would still be voting to confirm Platner to the Supreme Court
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
You fool, don't you realize that actually some white supremacists hate Donald Trump? Don't you feel stupid now, you fucking simp?
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Trevor Moore (RIP) from the "It's Illegal to Say" WKUK sketch.
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
sure, health outcomes are worse, we’re drowning in debt, and the planet is burning up, BUT this truly is a golden age of novelty movie theater popcorn buckets
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
literally watergate
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
the main theme of this presidency has been an obsession with bodies of water. from the first act in office (renaming it the Gulf of America) to the Strait or Hormuz to the reflecting pool. I predict Trump starts a beef with Hurricane Harbor next.
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
when I was a child a lot of people told me “you should be a lawyer” and now that I’m an adult (and a lawyer) I have realized that‘s something you say to kids who are annoying.
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
'We are clamping down on the harm caused by social media. 'Read all about it on the Nazi pogrom deepfake abuse website'
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME, IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW—ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE—GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW.
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Dan (jolly version)
@shOrtshine.bsky.social

Nardwuar: April 19, 2044!
Me: Uhh, I'm not sure...
Nardwuar: The date when you will....
Me:.......
Nardwuar:
Me: The date when I will what?
Nardwuar:
Me [tearing up]: The date when I will what, Nardwuar?
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Mariska doing a matinee and a 7 pm performance of her one-woman Broadway show and then watching the greatest comeback in Finals history actually looks like the Jordan flu game
Taylor Swift hugging an exhausted Mariska HargitayScottie Pippen holding up Michael Jordan
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
looking especially fat and red 🤞
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
hell ya let's awaken some Kaiju
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
b-b-b-b-b-b-basketball
Rob Lowe wearing a hat with just the NBA logo
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sam @samthielman.com · 28/05/2026
Marge looking at the Flowers By Irene surveillance truck parked outside 742 Evergreen Terrace in Bart the Murderer
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MacAllan Guy @macallanguy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Bad Bunny will voice Pizza With Sunglasses in "TOY STORY 5'
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Bad Bunny will voice Pizza With Sunglasses in "TOY STORY 5'
Bad Bunny will voice Pizza With Sunglasses in
"TOY STORY 5'
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
applaud this as the thing that will likely, finally, give Elon Musk a stroke
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 05/05/2025
I will never stop talking about this: The lovely and profound "If we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known" is from an NYT article about the author accidentally being CC'd on an email where his friends were making fun of him for renting goats.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Congratulations to Jeff Bezos on turning The Washington Post into an even cheaper-looking copy of Ben Shapiro's Daily Wire. You saw an overcrowded field of whiny young reactionaries complaining about the most mundane grievances and said, wait, wait, we can do that too!
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
1349th in line?? This is an affront to every millennial in Brooklyn. Zohran needs to fix this
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Bert and Ernie should have their own show. I don't want to have to watch Sesame Street to see what they're up to. I'm not 5
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Back to School. Starring LeBron who retires from the NBA and goes to college to play in the March Madness tournament with his son.
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The good news is, there are a lot of experienced, trained professionals on hand who can quickly gather all the appropriate facts and tell us exactly how this is bad news for the Democrats in the midterms.
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
doubtful. they didn't blink when Trump called them piggies. they know what they are and they love it.
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