brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 6hcontrary to what you may have heard/read, you cannot kill a Liberty Biberty by shooting it in its face with a shotgun at point blank range and in fact if you do that it will just fracture into 5 new Libertys Biberty that will immediately grow far larger and far more violent than the original one 100
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 10hso, uh…that’s a play that we’ll be talking about forever, huh 110
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 11hlock up that creep in that electric razor ad who keeps telling us how good his electric razor is at shaving his balls and throw away the key 110
Reposted by brainplancaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 11hMAD TV’S 100 BEST TV SHOWS OF THE 21st CENTURY 1. Butter Ball Saul 2. Hicks 3. Widow’s Bae 4. Mad Men’s Wearhouse 5. Succotashion 6. Kevin Hart Can Fuck Himself 7. The Wirewolf 8. Slow Lorises 9. Twin Peaky Blinders 10. Reacheround 1838581
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 12hwelp, it is once again almost time to watch my favorite baseball team play baseball 020
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 15h(preemptively stating this is not supposed to be a political statement about how Trump is a puppet, nor is it supposed to be “hardeeharr derdurp Dunham has his hand up Trump’s ass” gay panic shit; I just thought Trump’s legs in that vid looked like dangly ventriloquist dummy legs, is all) 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 16hCheck this shit out motherfucker [I pull up my spotify playlist consisting of all ai music tailored to me and it sucks ass unbelievably hard, it is unclear who I was trying to impress with it] 100
Reposted by brainplanFoucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We're pretty past the horizon on "incremental change will save us," the only language anybody seems to understand is overwhelming brute force, so yeah, chuck it all in the bin if that's what it takes to enact "colleges where rapists aren't a protected, lauded class with their own special clubhouses" 111417
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026when sports are bad it’s good to remember that at the end of the day it’s just a game and the important things in life are going well, like at least we’re not living through a time when literally every single thing gets more expensive and dumber and worse literally every single day 100
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026they brought Durán out in the 7th because Stubbs will pitch the 9th 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026an all time “that ball is OUTTA H—wait, nvm” call from Vasgersian dork 010
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026just fantastic timing for the Phillies Little League Baserunning Errors™️ to make a comeback 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026it is #RockOnTuesday and Phillies wild card gameday so I am ordering a doubling of the rockin’ on today, get up outta your seat and move it, the rock isn’t gonna on itself 100
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026people are saying “phils won so the birds had to lose” or whatever but I don’t believe that superstitious stuff, the reason for the birds’ performance tonight is much simpler than that (they ate italian beef sandwiches before the game and they all got diarrhea) 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“I hope the birds wake up in the 2nd half” the birds in the 2nd half: 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026ok birds, someone put a tack on Hurts’ seat in the locker room or something, angry Hurts is working 100
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“IT’S ANDY DALTON O’ CLOCK, LFG” -Andy Dalton “aw man” -Andy Dalton, 3 minutes later 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026McAfee and Kelce pregame all “hey, these football players are some big dudes” 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026once again: go birdsyoutu.beJohn AshcroftYouTube video by pdx 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026it’s called the Wild Card round because it’s each team’s chance to “play a wild card,” so to speak, such as having 3 catchers on the roster 110
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Phillies announced their starting pitchers for the Wild Card: Game 1: Sánchez Game 2: Stubbs Game 3: Raley opening for Stubbs 120
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026credit where it’s due, top notch casting in Taylor Swift’s new music video 010
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026for the record, I am fine, there was never a doubt in my mind, ring the red october high hopes bell or whatever, let’s go I AM FINE 010
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the FIGHTINS I take back every snide comment I made about them the past couple of weeks* *I reserve the right to untake everything back depending on how things go Tuesday through Thursday 100
Reposted by brainplanMatthew De George @sportsdoctormd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The Phillies are 12 outs from the postseason, and the Phanatic is naked. Truly a week at the ballyard 834971
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“going into game 162, the Phillies control their destiny!” yeah, that’s uh…that’s what I’m afraid of 120
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026important to note that this is missing some important context: despite what you might think looking at this final score, it was actually much worse 110
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026all in all a great outing for the Phils ON OPPOSITE DAY #gottem 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026almost a Little League Baserunning Error from Harper there, really giving us peak Fightins tonight 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026new vocal stim just dropped (saying “sspoehrtss, sspoehrtss, sspoehrtss,” Sydney Sweeney style) 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026these developments in the 7th inning would be very exciting if they weren’t DOWN 10 RUNS 100
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026intentionally loading the bases with 2026 José Alvarado on the mound, that’s what we call smart baseball 000