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Emma Berquist

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an outlaw by the name of Texas Red writer/book shelver/final girl books: DEVILS UNTO DUST, MISSING PRESUMED DEAD

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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 3h
oh this is so accurate
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 3h
It's time
I gotta focus. I'm shifting into soup mode
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
was scrolling through netflix and apparently they not only remade Rebecca but cast armie hammer lol
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think I’d be really good at deep sea diving. I wouldn’t get narcosis, I’m built different
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026
started listening to the audiobook of The Making of the Atomic Bomb by richard rhodes on my walks and came across the Death Machine passage this morning. still hits like a hammer 15 years after I first read it. my GOAT will never be washed
“The machine gun mechanized war. Artillery and gas mechanized war. They were the hardware of the war, the tools. But they were only proximately the mechanism of the slaughter. The ultimate mechanism was a method of organization—anachronistically speaking, a software package.376 “The basic lever,” the writer Gil Elliot comments, “was the conscription law, which made vast numbers of men available for military service.377 The civil machinery which ensured the carrying out of this law, and the military organization which turned numbers of men into battalions and divisions, were each founded on a bureaucracy. The production of resources, in particular guns and ammunition, was a matter for civil organization. The movement of men and resources to the front, and the trench system of defence, were military concerns.” Each interlocking system was logical in itself and each system could be rationalized by those who worked it and moved through it. Thus, Elliot demonstrates, “It is reasonable to obey the law, it is good to organize well, it is ingenious to devise guns of high technical capacity, it is sensible to shelter human beings against massive firepower by putting them in protective trenches.”

“What was the purpose of this complex organization? Officially it was supposed to save civilization, protect the rights of small democracies, demonstrate the superiority of Teutonic culture, beat the dirty Hun, beat the arrogant British, what have you. But the men caught in the middle came to glimpse a darker truth. “The War had become undisguisedly mechanical and inhuman,” Siegfried Sassoon allows a fictional infantry officer to see. “What in earlier days had been drafts of volunteers were now droves of victims.”378 Men on every front independently discovered their victimization. Awareness intensified as the war dragged”“on. In Russia it exploded in revolution. In Germany it motivated desertions and surrenders. Among the French it led to mutinies in the front lines. Among the British it fostered malingering.Whatever its ostensible purpose, the end result of the complex organization that was the efficient software of the Great War was the manufacture of corpses. This essentially industrial operation was fantasized by the generals as a “strategy of attrition.” The British tried to kill Germans, the Germans tried to kill British and French and so on, a “strategy” so familiar by now that it almost sounds normal. It was not normal in Europe before 1914 and no one in authority expected it to evolve, despite the pioneering lessons of the American Civil War. Once the trenches were in place, the long grave already dug (John Masefield’s bitterly ironic phrase), then the war stalemated and death-making overwhelmed any rational response.379 “The war machine,” concludes Elliot, “rooted in law, organization, production,”

“movement, science, technical ingenuity, with its product of six thousand deaths a day over a period of 1,500 days, was the permanent and realistic factor, impervious to fantasy, only slightly altered by human variation.”380No human institution, Elliot stresses, was sufficiently strong to resist the death machine.381 A new mechanism, the tank, ended the stalemate. An old mechanism, the blockade, choked off the German supply of food and matériel. The increasing rebelliousness of the foot soldiers threatened the security of the bureaucrats. Or the death machine worked too well, as against France, and began to run out of raw material. The Yanks came over with their sleeves rolled up, an untrenched continent behind them where the trees were not hung with entrails. The war putrified to a close.But the death machine had only sampled a vast new source of raw material: the civilians behind the lines. It had not yet evolved equipment efficient to process them, only big gunsand clumsy biplane bombers. It had not yet evolved the necessary rationale that old people and women and children are combatants equally with armed and uniformed young men. That is why, despite its sickening squalor and brutality, the Great War looks so innocent to modern eyes.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“I remember seeing him on TV and thinking, ‘No, that can’t be Kash,’ but sure enough, there he was, addressing the nation about a missing person case.” — Daisy, local golden retriever
theonion.com
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...
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Sarah Weinman @sarahweinman.com · 23/09/2026
Wild development as the identification of a John Doe found in Idaho in December 1982 might be connected to the Tylenol Murders.
spokesman.com
Idaho officials solved a 1982 cold case that may have a connection to the infamous 1982 'Tylenol murders'
BOISE — Idaho law enforcement believe a man found dead after poisoning himself in a Boise church 44 years ago could have a connection to the 1982 Tylenol killings, an unsolved string of homicides that...
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's such a scam, there was that atlantic article a few years ago that I still think about where the dentist gave a patient NINE ROOT CANALS
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
god she's so deranged, I can't fucking wait
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 23/09/2026
Can you imagine what her cow friends said when she tried to tell them about it
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
who that
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 22/09/2026
I think you had to be very online at a time when most people weren't to know that the bush administration was comically evil to the extent that it was, but for those of you who weren't: trust us! these were stupid evil people, not so different from the current ones!
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dennis telling Charlie "we're talking about YOU"
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Congressman Greg Casar @repcasar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ICE wants to deport Wilber Rafael Garces Perez, a DoorDash driver who they just shot in Austin yesterday. The federal government can't shoot someone and then try to make them disappear to escape scrutiny. Wilber Rafael Garces Perez needs a doctor right now, not a deportation.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ok??
ad on instagram telling me to stop lasting my butthole
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Isaac Chotiner @ichotiner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
New Interview: I talked to the analyst Jaser AbuMousa about what life is like in Gaza today, and the devastation of his own family. www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...
newyorker.com
What Life Is Actually Like in Gaza Today
Nearly a year after the ceasefire in Gaza, the analyst Jaser AbuMousa explains the impediments to rebuilding, and the devastation of his own family.
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it makes me very angry that Hot Worx is a fitness place. That is clearly the name of a sandwich shop
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tiny tiger!! Tiny tiger!!!
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
seeing a surplus of Sublime tshirts in the wild. what’s going on with that
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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How do you live with yourself? / S05E20 The Fire
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
old guy from Poltergeist at the door
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
red-haired women: beautiful, angelic, icons of elegance red-haired men: pale, weird, clammy hands
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
my distrust of red-haired men is once again vindicated
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026
Phoebe Bridgers Postpones Concert After Experiencing Twinge Of Happiness theonion.com/phoebe-bridgers-postpo…
Phoebe Bridgers Postpones Concert After Experiencing Twinge Of Happiness
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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yes, I think I'm sponge-worthy. I think I'm very sponge-worthy. / S07E09 The Sponge
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
MY BOYS
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we earned that one lol
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the Taco Bell mas student section
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not great bob
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 12/09/2026
New instant classic just dropped
Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates
file:///C:/Users/swilentz/Downloads/
01_9781419791758_int_RTP_Iowres-2.pdf
9:59 AM • 9/12/26 • 174 Views
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
all Americans* *some exceptions may apply
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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
OLDER MAN AT THE GYM IS WEARING A “WE ARE ALL CHARLIE KIRK” TSHIRT I AM LOSING IT
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
loser shit
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
texas dems stop embarassing yourselves challenge
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/09/2026
Americans Take Day Off From Looking For Work theonion.com/americans-take-day-off…
Americans Take Day Off From Looking For Work
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Incredible
Nathan doing a perfect reaction image
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I will be watching
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
absolutely no continuity between the movies despite being made by the same guy. This is not a criticism, to be clear
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
got a little too tipsy watching the game and spent a lot of money buying phoebe bridgers tickets
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bad guy mansplaining Elvis Costello to a woman who will soon kill him on TV
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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm caught in my own web of lies! / S09E14 The Strong Box
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
rose was right to throw that necklace in the ocean. it was ugly as fuck. pandora jewelry ass necklace
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I am enjoying Furious, which you can tell was written by a woman who has Had It With This Shit
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
kim there's people that are dying
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 03/09/2026
that small upward spike there in 2021-22 is like half of what drove the billionaire class completely nuts
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
gonna give this one a “lol” possibly a “lmao”
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