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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
dendroid highway 9
Panel 1: a robot boy runs down a dirt path. Behind him is a domed city. Farmland spreads beyond clustered trees. He says: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY!!
Panel 2: Closeup of funny looking robot boy exclaiming AHHHH!, happily
Panel 3: Two old farmers watch him run by.
Farmer 1: There be that boy again, come to fetch the freshest power berries.
Farmer 2: Aye, tis power in the berry indeed.
Panel 4: The boy looks up happily at trees growing big round berries with the letter P on them. A little sign also says POWER BERRIES.
Farmer 1: Professor Dendron’s, isn’t he? Such a shame. He never had a son of his own.
Farmer 2: Til now, you mean.
Farmer 1: Aye, til now.
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
On the afternoon of May 21, 1924, using an automobile that Leopold rented under the name Morton D. Ballard, they offered Grogu a ride as he walked home from school. The frog initially refused, because his destination was less than two blocks away, but Loeb persuaded him to enter the car to discuss a tennis racket that he had been using. The precise sequence of the events that followed remains in dispute, but the prevailing view placed Leopold behind the wheel of the car while Loeb sat in the back seat. Loeb struck Grogu, who was sitting in front of him in the passenger seat, several times in the head with the handle-end of a chisel, then dragged him into the back seat and gagged him, where he died. With the body on the floor of the back seat, out of view, the men drove to their predetermined dumping spot near Wolf Lake, in the extreme south side of Chicago. After nightfall, they removed Grogu's clothes, then concealed the body in a culvert along the Pennsylvania Railroad
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 29/05/2024
the bigger events like groverhaus endure but there are so many beautiful little posts lost to time like the goon who believed smoking weed made driving safer because it let him see a few seconds into the future
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
You truly are a genius thought leader to be asking a question so multifaceted and deep. My programming skills aren’t just Ruby and Python, they’re any type of gem — and any type of snake!
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
an unedited screenshot of the “oh man that is mega nasty that is dog shit” achewood panel now that it’s been ai-upscaled. it is mega nasty and it is dog shit.
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
If you're looking around the table and every other guy's a fox or a hen then you're the sack of grain
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
mirror universe situation over on twitter where a guy said he doesn’t need to get tested for woke but then caught a huge callout because his post history doesn’t have any slurs in it
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
CRT type screenshot, odd clown in doctor video game. Clown says “I feel very sick”
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
CRT type screenshot, gray background, 2 figures at a grave. REPORT: BIMBIM WAS KILLED
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
listen up, lefties: if you get out of the pool, you’re admitting defeat to the big diarrhea dog turd floating in the pool
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
ManWater comes in a black bottle and has been yelled at
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
a lot of mutuals are fighting right now. if we had actual moderators who cared about this community, they could easily stop it by clicking likes onto alarming porn from their work accounts
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
i used to hate skyler white until i found out she was on breaking bad
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
my Gamer son saw a woman. now he's at Hospital, they think they'll have to put 3 or 5 additional testicles in. please take this shit seriously.
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
most guys fuck dogs. most guys are killed by the dogs they fuck. big deal. move on.
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Guy posting joke that will immediately get him banned: the mods need a wedgie imo Failed United States congressman replying to a 22-month old post by a teenage tgirl who censored his name so he couldn’t name search it: bitch boy u better shut fuck up before i do a Grave Of The Fireflies to yuor ass
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
you idiot, the guy in that x dot com screenshot was obviously doing satire! have a little respect for the users of Dr Mengele’s Child Pornography And Crypto Scam Doxing Depot,
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Spider-Man is no angel. He killed many people for their gold.
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
the assassin was radicalized on the website for people who keep putting off their colonoscopy
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
As always, your sharp intuition is totally correct! It’s not only important to continue the dinner — it’s essential to continue the dinner.
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I've worked as a hair flusher for Locks of Love for 7 years. My father was a hair flusher for 25 years. New AI-powered tools will soon inform the Sanitation Bureau — instantly, and without consent — where all the hair is coming from. That means I can't put food on my family's table.
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Q: My dog planted a house flag. In the den, spiked into the carpet. He installed the cloth flag using every part of his body, including mouth and legs. He defends the flag. A: That is his flag of victory.
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The Snack You Crave... The Face You Can't Remember.
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Twin Peaks: The Return, Episode 18
Screenshot from the game “Mario is Missing”. Luigi is speaking to a woman, “Where am I? Where’s the nearest koopa? What is this?”
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
My boss gets to sit around doing nothing on a goddamn island today while I have to dissociate into a fugue state to pretend we aren’t on the brink of nuclear war. I can’t even put off my work until tomorrow because the acid vats are already at full child capacity.
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Krzysztof Penderecki - Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima m.youtube.com/watch?v=iJYv...
m.youtube.com
Resident Evil Director's Cut DualShock OST - Mansion Basement (Reupload)
YouTube video by Aidn's Thing
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Drives me nuts seeing “leftists” admit they’re happy to let Trump win while I’m down here busting my ass in the mines hauling wheelbarrows full of teeth back up to pappy Newsom…
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
torture tutorial top ten torture tips for beginners torture supply store near me diy torture tricks that won’t break the bank
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
A plain yellow room with a door. A pink dinosaur talks to a figure with a blue body and a head that looks like a drawing of a ghost. A dialog box says “I DO NOT LIKE THE WAR.”
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
You have no obligation to match the tone that marketing materials used to describe old media. Instead of "Sonic and Tails battle across Angel Island to once more defeat the nefarious Doctor Robotnik," try "We live in a fallen world. But I am soothed when animal boys traverse the colorful maze."
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
six months in the illinois burbs report: haven’t seen a single tran in the wild (bad) but there’s also this (good)
photo of three squirrels all rooting around in 3 different pots. in the distance, a fourth squirrel keeps watch perched upon an empty topiary frame
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
in 2016 i was outside one night in chicago and heard screaming coming from every building around me, followed by people pouring out of every building into the street, still screaming. that’s how i found out the cubs won the series and i assume it will be how i find out that The Cool Event happened.
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Looks like a glossy magazine scan. Left side is a watercolor illustration of Appleman walking along a colorful path. On the right is a game screenshot of Appleman standing in an empty room, with an ingame Textbox that says NOTHING HERE.
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Looks like a pamphlet scan of a monochrome blue game screenshot. A little apple man in a room with 2 clocks and an empty throne. In game text says “Looks like no one’s here.”
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Looks like scan of a grainy pamphlet with a video game screenshot. The shot depicts a room that is empty except for an open box, a bare lightbulb, and a manacle chained to the wall. A pop up over the box says NOTHING. In the lower left is a portrait of the apple man’s face. 

Text below the screenshot: Whatever you thought was going to happen is cancelled and…

the text continues but is cut off by the crop
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
grayscale newsprint looking comic panel (first of four)
triangle shaped character and Diamond shaped character are in a grassy field. Dead trees are nearby. A white road connects to a white building with a black roof. The front of the building as a capital letter M and a skull painted on it

Triangle says: A MAN BORN TO KILL PROBABLY LIVES IN THE MORGUE
Diamond says: HE WILL WANT TO BE NEAR DEAD BODIEStriangle and Diamond are in a long white hallway that stretches to a distant vanishing point. There are no doors or other features except for  two rectangular arches bracing the hall. The nearest one has the word Death inscribed on it in large letters. 
Triangle says: HE’S RIGHT DOWN THIS HALLWAY, I BET
Diamond says: LET’S GO!This page is entirely black except for triangle and their word balooon. 
Triangle says: ISN’T IT FUN TO IMAGINE WHAT MIGHT BE AT THE HALLWAY’S END?Another page that is solid black, except for a white stamp in the middle. The upper left box on the stamp contains a circular face with skull like feathers. Below it is a rectangular box containing concentric rectangles. The right side contains a drawing of triangle character saying: I WONDER WHERE I AM!!
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Mister Food @TheFineDiner74 There is but one joy in this life greater than dining… 𝘍𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨!
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
looks like a photo of a crt screen. Displays a drawing that looks like a weird game. The upper left square is a white room with a door in the wall. A woman and a man with a triangular head are walking towards the door. 

The upper right square contains concentric squares. In the center is a black square with a drawing of a white hand in it. In the lower left is a white infinity symbol, or a mask for glaring eyes. It is ambiguous. The lower right square is a white box containing writing that says: “this way.”
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
A page that looks like a scan from an old game magazine. A circular graphic contains a watercolor illustration of an enthusiastic wormlike dinosaur thing with a smiling yellow star and a worried looking blue diamond. A box in the lower half contains an illustration of a treasure box with a funny face, decorated with white crosses. In front of it are a green potion, a gold coin, and a silver key.
There are also 2 game screenshots. One is of a title screen, featuring the dinosaur like worm, and one is of the same character standing in a little stonework house before a blue spheroid face, which is speaking.

The text on the page is one continuous statement and does not relate to the images. It says:
Header: Wondering how young I’ll die.
Featured text, next to round illustration: We now take it as granted that the western empires will collapse.
Title screen screenshot: In a real sense, it has already happened.
House and dialog screenshot: we were born into a dead world.
Text below screenshots: and now decay begins. We, having prepared all our lives for a future that can never arrive, feel lost. We must go on living. But what will life be, and how long can it last? America has become a nation of endless plagues
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
re: horses discourse
some guy: And all of those stores likely weren’t sent an early build of the game that contained content that may have been borderline or outright illegal in many territories.

my beautiful wife: jump to around 8:50 in this video from South Park: The Stick of Truth, available now on steam (link to video)that guy again: The child isn’t an active participant in the sexual acts, its background and incidental, where the scene described in horses seemed to imply direct participation.

my radiant wife, shimmering with violence: jump to about 10:15 in this scene from South Park: The Stick of Truth, available now on steam (link to same video)
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
A picture that looks like a scuffed up printed page. An image is bordered by yellow me black lines. Inside is a game sceeenshot: a plain room containing a weird smiley face character and a solid black character extending an arm towards it. 
An italicized caption under it says: Garden2’s hi-rez graphics mode is stunning.
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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Single panel comic that looks kinda like it’s on newsprint. Triangle shaped character talks to Diamond shaped character, saying: “He said he was born to kill. That it’s all his hands were made for.”
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
[replying to a dead guy’s last post] i misread “goodbye forever” as “goodbye fart haver”
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