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Alex P. 👹

@saddestrobots.bsky.social
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here to chill with my friends (not my cat in the profile pic, yes my cat in the banner) no future for transphobes main account (masto): jorts.horse/@saddestrobots

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(Self) Regulators, mount up! @bankuei.bsky.social · 2m
100,000 Sovereign Citizens go into Super Saiyan form. 😂
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male to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · 11m
Should we shutter the rape factory that also produces CTE? Probably.
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hannah @crispytofu.bsky.social · 2h
hmm
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 5h
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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Ben Helford @benzored.bsky.social · 7h
If you ever wondered about what are the exact methods Swan Boy uses to put on a turtleneck, well, do I have the comic for you!
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Matt Crosslin @grandeped.bsky.social · 1h
An anti-science antivaxxer is just admitting that they are going to force Ai to spread misinformation, while education thought leaders are still over on Xitter praising Ai failures like Alpha School.
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 2h
That’s just a risk when you short staff.
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 2h
it is very easy to lose a patient, your honor
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Michigan nurse charged with helping ICE detainee escape
A Michigan nurse was charged with intentionally helping a Mexican ICE detainee escape from a hospital after a CT scan.
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vortex_egg @vortexegg.com · 3h
These men want you ignorant and powerless so that you can’t stop them from eliminating most of us when they really get things going.
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John Brooks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 2h
Solidarity with my merely very rich friends. You are seen.
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/07/2024
getting sucked into silent hill but the greatest pain at the center of my psyche is not ordering french fries at lunch so the whole thing starts to become very potato-focused
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 8h
I'm categorized as an AI subscriber, because I'm subscribed to the 3 TB tier of Google Drive and and they literally just changed the name of the plan to "Google AI Plus." Those "AI subscriber" numbers are 100 percent juiced and phony, and you're a sucker if you believe otherwise.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 4h
they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 5h
the brand safety panopticon has come to twitch
Streamers, wary of both AI and YouTube’s infuriatingly un-transparent hall of mirrors, are not enthused about this new development.

“Ohhh so that’s why ad revenue dropped,” longtime streamer JP "itmeJP" McDaniel said on Twitter.  

“I’m genuinely worried that the sheer fact that I’m a lesbian will cause the AI to remove ads,” said Vtuber LuminusRed. “In the past I’ve tested it and confirmed that I get less ad money if I had queer-related tags on my stream like ‘lesbian,’ so I am worried this dumb AI monitoring will mean I no longer get money from ads on Twitch.”
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Jennifer P. Mushrooms @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 4h
how is that comfortable?
a cat sleeps in my lap, head pressed against a keyboard shelf.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 4h
It’s because Mormonism, despite being a “global church,” is a reflection of the American zeitgeist, and that is well represented in sucking up to corporations and demonizing the left
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Nick Brumfield @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 14h
Call it "The 'Family' Restaurant," get Bobby Canavale to be the funny mobster uncle, it'll run for 11 seasons and be America's next cultural phenomenon
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Nick Brumfield @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 14h
Sitcom about a mob-owned restaurant where the protagonist is the gourmand son who really wants to make the food work
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Benjamin Riley @benjaminjriley.bsky.social · 14h
FIFTH REPORT: CHILDREN HARMED AT ALPHA SCHOOL'S BOOT CAMP Just over a week ago, 73 Alpha School high school students were left almost entirely unsupervised for three days in the Texas wilderness. It was a Fyre Festival-like disaster. buildcognitiveresonance.substack.com/p/fifth-repo...
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FIFTH REPORT: CHILDREN HARMED AT ALPHA SCHOOL’S BOOT CAMP
Student hospitalized during Survival Challenge on wilderness ranch; police investigation is ongoing; other concerning incidents re student safety and privacy; one guide fired; also Little B. Diddies
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14h
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 14h
please consider that when you post about all men being bad or disgusting you are going to cause a bunch of self flagellating guys to come writhing out of the ground like earthworms and the rest of us have to see it
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is what every prompt guide looks like to me
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here's how to order a pizza and tell your boss you made the pizza because you are a stupid and so is he Step one say pepperoni Step two say extra sauce Step three say do not fuck up this pizza if you fuck up this pizza your mission has failed Step four say your full bank account details
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The amount of not-thinking these people brag about to pass off as productivity
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we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 15h
ok i'm 1/3 of the way through the article and i am now saying that
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we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 15h
not saying alpha schools and their entire milieu are a CIA mind control project akin to project artichoke. not not saying that tho
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we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 15h
huh that's weird
A few weeks ago, a purported student at Alpha School - the teacherless AI-powered private academy led by software developer Joe Liemandt - posted to X, "Today [at Alpha School] they hooked me up to a heart rate monitor, put my live pulse on a big screen, and played a pre-recorded video of my parents giving critical feedback in front of the entire class. The challenge was simple: my resting heart rate was 80 bpm, and I had to stay within 10% of that the whole time. Anything above 88 was a fail."Psychological study
In his second year at Harvard, Kaczynski participated in a study led by Harvard psychologist Henry Murray. Subjects were told they would debate personal philosophy with a fellow student and were asked to write essays detailing their personal beliefs and aspirations.
The essays were given to an anonymous individual who would confront and belittle the subject in what Murray himself called
"vehement, sweeping, and personally abusive" attacks, using the content of the essays as ammunition.(25] Kaczynski spent 200 hours as part of the study.!261[27]
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In Medias Malone @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 20h
As a professor, most of what I do is log in to things
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Mollz (ballz) @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 15h
My husband sent me a bsky screenshot from fb this morning and I was like "btw thats one of my moots lol"
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 15h
Brown and Moreno serving together might finally take the "most lopsided gap in senator quality" title from Wisconsin
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Alex P. 👹 @saddestrobots.bsky.social · 15h
guys who are absolutely destroying the economy, the physical world we inhabit, and every part of our social fabric: "at least we made the trains run on time, huh?"
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 26/09/2026
This is actually hell, right?
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 15h
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cornell University treating Gaza protestors more harshly than gang rapists is a real statement of values. It’s almost like violent domination by the powerful is the core belief of leadership.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 15h
its objectively really funny to be able to say "yeah actually my dad had a really famous movie dedicated to him" and then the movie is rambo 3 and the dedication is this
this film is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of afghanistan
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 23h
A reminder that America cannot have a multiracial, multicultural democracy if the United States Supreme Court is allowed to continue to exist in its current form
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 15h
exact same people ripping up the constitution to fund the unaccountable masked gestapo they say is needed to purge “criminal” immigrants from society are going to the mat to defend a gang of rapists at Cornell.
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 15h
Now imagine that kid grew up to defend Jeffrey Epstein and literally all other rapists while demonising every sexual assault survivor who ever lived
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 15h
You guys, LOOK at this corgi I saw on my morning walk 🥰
very cute corgi behind iron gate
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Beefcake Dad @jeffsreturn.bsky.social · 17h
Googling Tony Blair Arms Deal to find out what the deal is with those arms
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"wow what a low effort post." yes. exactly. it's a post
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Gordo! @posting.fan · 18h
someone is going to see this and post a bunch of graphs about how much revenue they bring in and the 'soft power' they represent and to get ahead of that: lmao, have some self resect
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Gordo! @posting.fan · 18h
we can't afford the NHS but we can afford The King
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Gordo! @posting.fan · 18h
living in Britain is listening to very Sensible People happily talking about how we need to reduce the benefits 'burden' in the cruelest way possible while being cheered to do it, but any suggestion that we abolish the monarchy or reduce our military budget is treated as the ideas of a rambling fool
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kara🐆 @karaonza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
since so many are asking: Geoffrey the Giraffe is very kind and generous in the bedroom but surprisingly is not very into Toys
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kara🐆 @karaonza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
toys r us event store in new york ~2016. i used to date the person on the left. PAC completely no-sold the giraffe head and stared the human down directly in her eyes (neck star) what a worker
geoffrey pac
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 16h
i agree with the key point here and will add to it that there IS a reward, it’s knowing you did one right thing instead of walking around plagued by the nameless shame that afflicts all men who are determined to live the most frictionless lives possible
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Ted McCormick @tedmccormick.bsky.social · 16h
it was all right there, for example, in the instantaneous shift from “concerns about peer review” in “grievance studies” to calls for “purging” academic institutions, all before Chris Rufo was even a name
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Ted McCormick @tedmccormick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the arc of centrism bends towards right-wing nationalist monoculture. or it would bend that way, if it had started anywhere else
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