woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 2hi’m old enough to remember when from software released 2-4 games per year, and one of them was armored core and the others could be literally fucking whatever at any level of quality 4250
Reposted by woke stiflerWario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 3hStar Fox (2026) OST added to Nintendo Music music.nintendo.com/en-US/playli... 310532
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 4hthe health and safety ratings for restaurants should have an S rank 2838
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 13hJalen Hurts is another example of an athlete who breaks fans’ brains because he’s good but not great 5160
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i said before this season that the eagles losing their longtime offensive line coach felt like the first domino in some kind of decline. i just don’t think their shit works if they don’t have a massive advantage up front 370
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026is the NFC east meaningfully better than the NFC south this year? 250
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026it’s very, very funny to think that Jim Harbaugh circa 1995 was considered a cool and swaggy quarterback 0100
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Caleb Williams looks like when The Weeknd was doing that sleazy lounge singer routine a few years ago 0141
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Jarnathan from the Dungeons & Dragons movie has been credibly accused of wire fraud but his fans never talk about it 522326
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026it seems like summer break for kids is like 5 weeks long now, which begs the question: why are the kids dumber than ever if they’re spending more time in school than i did 190
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026there are head coaches who are good offensive play callers and there are head coaches who are good head coaches and i wonder about ben johnson a little bit 151
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026if anyone else is in the same boat, you should watch Dawn of the Planet of the Apes ASAP. War is also good but Dawn is one of the best examples of a post-LOTR blockbuster that uses CGI artfully and actually has themes and shit 3141
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m trying to think if there are any other movie trilogies like the Matt Reeves Planet of the Apes trilogy where you can skip the first one and be completely fine 6200
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026admittedly i don’t watch the Giants religiously but. is Cam Skattebo actually an above average running back or is this just a weird meme everyone is running with 650
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i thought i had therapy today but turns out it’s not until wednesday this week. So basically what the fuck 060
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i’m about to listen to choosin texas for the first time. everyone is really excited about this 1150
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“fast car” is a song i almost never listen to voluntarily but every time i hear it i’m like “god damn this rips” 1360
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026my most generous interpretation of Justin Herbert discourse is that some people were too quick to anoint him as a top guy early in his career and the generally unreasonable negativity online is an overcorrection 2120
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026JJ McCarthy got easily the funniest player of the week award ever 040
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026[to the tune of the Goldfinger theme song] Ace Combat 0190
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Kevin O’Connell couldn’t make this work but by god I bet Matt Nagy can 1120
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026vacation day 1: woke up, ate breakfast, took edible, went back to sleep for two hours 2200
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026two things i don’t know how to reconcile: 1) our society is demonstrably ruled by and for wealthy pedophiles 2) people who make “kill all pedophiles” their entire politics tend to be pretty reactionary 6652
Reposted by woke stiflerWario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 28/09/2026ACE COMBAT 8: WINGS OF THEVE | Launch Trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=F54v... (Steam) Deluxe Edition $78.29 on Fanatical (early access out today at 3 PM PT) buff.ly/k1hleUj #ad 38630
Reposted by woke stiflerThe Character Issues Podcast @characterissues.bsky.social · 28/09/2026New podcast is up and our guest is the wonderful @yelix.bsky.social from Mashable. Come join us as we discuss the most significant video game characters to ever grace the screen. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/9...podcasts.apple.com99. Football and Trucks, The Things We LovePodcast Episode · The Character Issues Podcast · September 28 · 1h 13m 012
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Collinsworth is genuinely disgusted by the Broncos offense 060
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I saw this live, and it was the first time I’d ever been exposed to this guy in my life, and I still think about it 9 years later youtu.be/95QgTfBtYTE?...youtu.beShinsuke Nakamura's entrance wows the WWE Universe: SummerSlam 2017 (WWE Network Exclusive)YouTube video by WWE 2190
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i would go insane if i rooted for a team with bo nix on it 060
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I think about pitched-down flashback scene Jay McCarroll saying “yeah he’s a little mentally ill” a lot 1200
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026an important bit of context to the choosin texas discourse as it relates to me is that you simply just don’t hear country music of any kind in the wild in NYC. they’re not playing that song in the grocery store here 2833
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the Chargers hiring Harbaugh to pair with Herbert and then not accomplishing a single fucking thing of any importance was really the most predictable thing in the world 1120
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Quentin Johnston is Randy Moss against the Chiefs and Quentin Johnston against the other 30 teams 030
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026this has been a very weird and not entirely encouraging chiefs game but Mahomes is still Mahomes 040
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i would say “the seahawks broke drake maye” but he was horrendous in the playoffs before the SB last year too 130
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the chiefs defense in week 1 does not at all resemble what we’ve seen since then 210
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i’m so glad they didn’t give Drake Maye that MVP last year 290
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026chiefs are fucking around to keep an inferior team in the game, we’re so back 130
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i am a little worried about KC’s defense tbh they’re not getting home even when they blitz the last two weeks 000
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026these bills uniforms look like some shit Duke would wear 172
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026sitting across from an older fella on the train who has a walker with a little storage compartment on it. he just reached into it and pulled out a glass bottle of beer and took a swig. it’s not 11am yet 3260
woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026when i was a kid every pro wrestler was named like HUMUNGO THE DESTROYER and now every wrestler is a kind of normal looking guy named David Christianson but his ring name is Christian Davidson 522523