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woke stifler

@yelix.bsky.social
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video game/tech reviewer @ Mashable | big sports guy | co-founder of the North Brooklyn chapter of the Welcome to Mooseport fan club

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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 1h
gamers of the night roll call
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 2h
i’m old enough to remember when from software released 2-4 games per year, and one of them was armored core and the others could be literally fucking whatever at any level of quality
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 3h
Star Fox (2026) OST added to Nintendo Music music.nintendo.com/en-US/playli...
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 4h
the health and safety ratings for restaurants should have an S rank
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 13h
Jalen Hurts is another example of an athlete who breaks fans’ brains because he’s good but not great
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
gamers of the night roll call
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i said before this season that the eagles losing their longtime offensive line coach felt like the first domino in some kind of decline. i just don’t think their shit works if they don’t have a massive advantage up front
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
is the NFC east meaningfully better than the NFC south this year?
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it’s very, very funny to think that Jim Harbaugh circa 1995 was considered a cool and swaggy quarterback
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Caleb Williams looks like when The Weeknd was doing that sleazy lounge singer routine a few years ago
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jarnathan from the Dungeons & Dragons movie has been credibly accused of wire fraud but his fans never talk about it
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it seems like summer break for kids is like 5 weeks long now, which begs the question: why are the kids dumber than ever if they’re spending more time in school than i did
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is a pretty stupid football game
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
there are head coaches who are good offensive play callers and there are head coaches who are good head coaches and i wonder about ben johnson a little bit
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Koba is one of the all time bastards of hell
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if anyone else is in the same boat, you should watch Dawn of the Planet of the Apes ASAP. War is also good but Dawn is one of the best examples of a post-LOTR blockbuster that uses CGI artfully and actually has themes and shit
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m trying to think if there are any other movie trilogies like the Matt Reeves Planet of the Apes trilogy where you can skip the first one and be completely fine
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
admittedly i don’t watch the Giants religiously but. is Cam Skattebo actually an above average running back or is this just a weird meme everyone is running with
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i thought i had therapy today but turns out it’s not until wednesday this week. So basically what the fuck
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i’m about to listen to choosin texas for the first time. everyone is really excited about this
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“fast car” is a song i almost never listen to voluntarily but every time i hear it i’m like “god damn this rips”
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my most generous interpretation of Justin Herbert discourse is that some people were too quick to anoint him as a top guy early in his career and the generally unreasonable negativity online is an overcorrection
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
JJ McCarthy got easily the funniest player of the week award ever
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[to the tune of the Goldfinger theme song] Ace Combat
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kevin O’Connell couldn’t make this work but by god I bet Matt Nagy can
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
vacation day 1: woke up, ate breakfast, took edible, went back to sleep for two hours
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
two things i don’t know how to reconcile: 1) our society is demonstrably ruled by and for wealthy pedophiles 2) people who make “kill all pedophiles” their entire politics tend to be pretty reactionary
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ACE COMBAT 8: WINGS OF THEVE | Launch Trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=F54v... (Steam) Deluxe Edition $78.29 on Fanatical (early access out today at 3 PM PT) buff.ly/k1hleUj #ad
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The Character Issues Podcast @characterissues.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New podcast is up and our guest is the wonderful @yelix.bsky.social from Mashable. Come join us as we discuss the most significant video game characters to ever grace the screen. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/9...
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99. Football and Trucks, The Things We Love
Podcast Episode · The Character Issues Podcast · September 28 · 1h 13m
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
weak ass DPI call
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gamers of the night roll call
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the broncos are so annoying
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Collinsworth is genuinely disgusted by the Broncos offense
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I saw this live, and it was the first time I’d ever been exposed to this guy in my life, and I still think about it 9 years later youtu.be/95QgTfBtYTE?...
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Shinsuke Nakamura's entrance wows the WWE Universe: SummerSlam 2017 (WWE Network Exclusive)
YouTube video by WWE
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i would go insane if i rooted for a team with bo nix on it
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think about pitched-down flashback scene Jay McCarroll saying “yeah he’s a little mentally ill” a lot
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
an important bit of context to the choosin texas discourse as it relates to me is that you simply just don’t hear country music of any kind in the wild in NYC. they’re not playing that song in the grocery store here
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the Chargers hiring Harbaugh to pair with Herbert and then not accomplishing a single fucking thing of any importance was really the most predictable thing in the world
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Quentin Johnston is Randy Moss against the Chiefs and Quentin Johnston against the other 30 teams
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this has been a very weird and not entirely encouraging chiefs game but Mahomes is still Mahomes
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i would say “the seahawks broke drake maye” but he was horrendous in the playoffs before the SB last year too
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hmmmmm KC looks uninspiring
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the chiefs defense in week 1 does not at all resemble what we’ve seen since then
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i’m so glad they didn’t give Drake Maye that MVP last year
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
chiefs are fucking around to keep an inferior team in the game, we’re so back
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i am a little worried about KC’s defense tbh they’re not getting home even when they blitz the last two weeks
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
these bills uniforms look like some shit Duke would wear
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
eating KC style burnt ends in NYC…what a world
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sitting across from an older fella on the train who has a walker with a little storage compartment on it. he just reached into it and pulled out a glass bottle of beer and took a swig. it’s not 11am yet
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
when i was a kid every pro wrestler was named like HUMUNGO THE DESTROYER and now every wrestler is a kind of normal looking guy named David Christianson but his ring name is Christian Davidson
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