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I.G.Y. Azalea

@steelydad.bsky.social
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Top 0.1% OnlyDans. Steely Dad. Glamour Professional. I live where you vacation & eat dinner where you buy gas 🌴🐊🦩 way deep into nothing special

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 34m
Kramer as dr doom, text reads “Must See TV Thursday - Will he Say it?”
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 6h
Wash-rinse-repeat in about ten years when we can rehash the “bernie bros doomed Hillary” debate too, this shit sucks
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 7h
make my drink with the heavy dew my honey make my drink with the heavy dew today
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 17h
😂😂😂
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100 years of the Beach Boys™ @easydreamsbrandon.bsky.social · 20h
I’m not much of a fashion knower but that is possibly the worst combination of clothing to ever be put on a human body. He looks like the packaging for a tube of mint plum toothpaste they only sell at Whole Foods for 17 dollars.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23h
Bob's Red Mill is our country's leading provider of bags of grain that you find three-quarters full in your cabinet after they've expired
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ywbl ☎️ @ywbl.bsky.social · 23h
Bertha > Good Lovin’
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The Simpsons: Lenny Humming Happily
ALT: The Simpsons: Lenny Humming Happily
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Elite Baal knowledge
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what do you think Ms. Rachel’s favorite Steely Dan song is?
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
S-tier political ad tbh 🌭
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fucking up really bad is like jazz
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
30 minutes after 20mg and chill
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Piss Jam - Yellow Bedwetter
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
alright I’m fully bought in, gators to the CFP let’s have hope and get hurt again
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Showing up for a job interview
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George Costanza's Shrimp Feast on Seinfeld
Alt: George Costanza's Shrimp Feast on Seinfeld
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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stovey @doorhook.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
the cycle of over sharing. the text reads “Oversharing. Yapper's regret. Vow of silence. Irrepressible urge to talk.”
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Have no fear - I’m sure a sternly worded letter of rebuttal is being workshopped by dem leadership as we speak
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“He hasn’t eaten in two days. He’s spending his entire per diem on shirts!”
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
listening to dick's picks 4...
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Jerry Garcia: Yeah Man! Feeling the Music
ALT: Jerry Garcia: Yeah Man! Feeling the Music
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
damn peewee You’re right, but you didn’t have to say it
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 24/09/2026
Guy sitting in front of a computer: “before we start this ai training session, I’d like to acknowledge I’m coding on stolen data”
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ART
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Well, well, well…if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions”
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🎶 mister we could use a man like Luigi Mangione againnnn 🎶
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
first half Chambliss has Returned
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Scooter Magruder @scootermagruder.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Repost if your college football team is undefeated
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If Billy packer called football games he would definitely have exclaimed ONIONS! about that Florida third down play
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metta world war @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh yeah that’s the good stuff
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
NECK
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Today is a Good Day to Run Dive
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
[tune of peg] It’s Bronson Pinchot My favorite Perfect Stranger
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My anaconda don’t want none Unless you got fun-yuns
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
FAFO Schwarz
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Walkable cities and more emphasis on WFH. Dope.
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mitch McConnell is the only vegetable *not* recalled this year
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m separating the art from the artist but not how it’s usually done
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I hope this ishmael finds you whale
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
supporting Israel like
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I wouldn’t say I’d be missing him, Bob
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
wonder how they’re doing
us now because trump is president and we will be able to afford to get married, buy a house, and build a life together
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
on God I think a Ms. Rachel-led government is the only thing that can save and rehabilitate the United States
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Mouserat *will* be opening for Ed Sheeran
Chris Pratt used to be cool, what happened man
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hate that Ed Sheeran guy so much
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