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Joel

@itsjoels.bsky.social
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It’s all pop records and cats round here.

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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 4h
The funniest live band I ever saw.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 4h
QUEEN
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 4h
The “Chaka-Chaka-Chaka-Chaka-etc” was serendipity. “What was that? Do it again”.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 4h
Kim Wilde does Threads. She’ll shag you for a bag of dead rats.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 4h
The lost Motown record
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 5h
Music, for me, is mostly about community and memories and sharing experiences. Everyone going mental to a tune. Who wants robot music that is made just for you, but then you can’t all share it? It takes years to figure out what you like anyway? These ghouls have zero concept on what makes life good.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 12h
Lots of missing carpet here.
Denis has a shaved belly. He’s also knacked the stair carpet.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 13h
It’s one of the most beautiful songs ever written.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 13h
Ten minutes of fun.
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 16h
SOME UPCOMING PLACES WHERE I AM OPENING MY BIG FAT MOUTH: Guildford Literary Festival, Thursday 8th October (There Will Be Lunch)
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Buy tickets – Literary Lunch with Jonn Elledge — 31 Inventions That Built Our World – Guildford County Club
Literary Lunch with Jonn Elledge — 31 Inventions That Built Our World – Guildford County Club, Thu 8 Oct 2026 - Enjoy a two-course lunch and glass of wine in the company of bestselling author, Jonn El...
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Sachin Nakrani @sachinnakrani.bsky.social · 17h
Man City fans going through hell of a lot right now.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 19h
Woke up like this. He doesn’t do this.
Denis is on my chest
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Tom Campbell @thetomcampbell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was honoured to speak about the incredible life and indelible legacy of Ben Satterley, aka PAC, on BBC Radio 5 Live last night. There will never be another like him. youtu.be/z4ak7WOVEhY?...
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Remembering "PAC" Benjamin Satterley on BBC Radio 5 Live
YouTube video by Tom Campbell
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I thought you might like to see Denis. He’s better than he was, but he’s still not right. Vets again for more scans soon.
Denis the white cat.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m not happy unless I’m fucking things up, I’m really not.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All timer.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What what what what what does that say?
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A history lesson and a bop.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Goodnight. You are loved.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In that run where he can do no wrong.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m very sad today, with some rubbish personal news, and the world gets worse and worse. If you need me, I’ll be under the duvet.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Show me cats please
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A sad, shitty day. Denis is purring though. So is Archie.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love watching any episode of Coronation Street from 1960 to around 1995, and I’d like to tell you that Valerie Barlow (Anne Reid) gives me the horn. My top three of old school Corra fanny is 3. Elsie Tanner (Pat Phoenix) 2. Valerie Barlow (Anne Reid) 1. Emily Bishop (Eileen Darbyshire)
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@franticplanet.bsky.social I fucking love you.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I know Seven Up was probably the best bit of telly ever made by ITV, and that Symon, the mixed heritage kid that grew up in care and then fostered loads of other young people, was one of the more sympathetic people featured, but I’m afraid I did laugh when they said his wife was called Viennetta.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Are they tying it into Atomic Kitten?
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Jason Sinclair @jsinclair.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nobody should know about the Musk documentary trailer, which is here: youtu.be/eY_8SyndC10?...
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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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Eddie Burfi @eddieburfi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me (in my head) when we’ve all bought a round, but that one friend who never does, still hasn’t.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Up the Boro!
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Vangelis’ title theme to ‘Chariots Of Fire’ just came on my Spotify and, inevitably, I am singing ‘On Top Of Spaghetti’.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What’s the worst thing a job interviewer has done to you? I had one read my tweets to me. I said “why have you even brought me in? To tell me off because you don’t like me on Twitter?”. I also walked out of one when the woman interviewing was more interested in the office cake than my presentation.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wouldn’t take coffee into a job interview. Or a can of Coke. You get offered a drink in there and you sip the water to buy time to answer the question. I’ve interviewed loads of times; if someone came in with a coffee, I’d think them a bit overfamiliar and they probably wouldn’t get the gig.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s such a Radio 2 record now, but God, it’s great.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The best record ever made. I might have to say that.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is this a paedo video/song? #TOTP
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
‘Feels Like I’m In Love’ was originally written for Elvis. #TOTP
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That’s a big sample. Electric Choc, ‘Choc The Beat’. #TOTP
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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They look absolutely delighted
Man City celebrating

LIVE Man City found guilty of majority of 115 financial rule breaches
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thomas Bangalter’s dad, of course. #TOTP
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fucking hell, here IS Russ Abbot! #TOTP
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
MUCKY SUE. #TOTP
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Justin Lewis @whenisbirths.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Obligatory push for my 80s month-by-month book. #totp
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
HOW MANY MORE TIMES? Interviews NEVER work on #TOTP. FFS.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
HIVE MIND. What was this girl called on Grange Hill?
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What a TERRIBLE number one. #TOTP
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