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Screamer Jim

@screamerjim.bsky.social
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West coast transportation planning. Father of 12. I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 4h
all the things that God would have us do are hard for us to do
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 16h
Once watched him break up a Curt Schilling no-hitter. Not all heroes wear capes.
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Smooth Coke 🇧🇷 @smoothcoke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm sick of all the bullshit, if I'm being real
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 20h
Nonzero chance that Eric Schmitt fuck up is the result of a ChatGPT hallucination
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 21h
[adult male convert with a lot of weird sexual hang-ups]: This should be in Latin.
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mallow @bajablastenjoyer.bsky.social · 23h
holy shit lmfao
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J.D. Connor @jdconnor.bsky.social · 21h
Queue is now Tudum
Queue is now Tudum
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 21h
Singing “take me to Hertz” like the Hozier tune. Just a little something I’m capable of bringing to your life, household etc
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 21h
Drip god
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This was it
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
Taylor Swift Surpasses Geppetto The Incredible Waltzing Horse As Most-Awarded VMAs Artist theonion.com/taylor-swift-surpasses…
Taylor Swift Surpasses Geppetto The Incredible Waltzing Horse As Most-Awarded VMAs Artist
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Linda McMahon? Covering up sex abuse? I guess there's a first time for everything.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 29/09/2026
NEW REPORT: Meta's "Muse" AI companion is fully edible and can be consumed ethically
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sex Pest Government
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The plot to enslave America entails destroying every university except for the business school
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Your mom trying to remember the name of that podcast
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ok now that the regular season is over, how did the Mets, Blue Jays, and Mariners do that
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 28/09/2026
most disrespectful graphic of all time
JULY 4 AT CUBS
39
MILES
RHP
MIKOLAS
ISTIEL
ALLOWED 0.47 MILES WORTH OF HOME RUNS
DISTANCES: 428,
.414, 413, 408, 397,
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Television Series
Science Fiction (genre)
ALF
Would The Borg consider ALF or his species worthy of assimilation?
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Answer
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lol
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/09/2026
Career-Ending Facebook Comment Double-Checked For Spelling
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Career-Ending Facebook Comment Double-Checked For Spelling
PHOENIX—Carefully noting several mistakes he’d made while typing up what would ultimately be the worst mistake of his life, local man Carson Myers spent several minutes Tuesday double-checking the car...
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Death To Fantasy Booking
the Jesus heroin meme
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I could have conquered Europe, all of it. But I had women in my life.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don’t care didn’t ask
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 27/09/2026
I think I just saw a guy at Home Depot impulse buy the King of the Hill branded WD40 they had on the endcap. That’s marketing baby
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Haven’t really checked in on the Taylor Swift discourse I’ve been busy
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just make the pitchers hit again for fucks sake, I want to see weirdly proportioned guys hit dingers 3 times a year not ruin the majesty of creation
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now seated
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
/Walking past Tom Wilkinson's character from Michael Clayton carrying 100 baguettes and muttering to himself on an alley in Tribeca "Hey how's it going?"
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Siskel and Ebert Bot @siskel-ebert-bot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Speed (1994) Director: Jan de Bont Cast: Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper, Sandra Bullock, Joe Morton, Jeff Daniels Watch Review wp / ltrbox
A screen capture from the Siskel and Ebert Show reviewing the movie Speed. Ebert gave it a thumbs up.
 Siskel gave it a thumbs up.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Went to the estate sale of a guy who ran a radical book store before his passing. Most of it was cleared out in the going-out-of-business sale, and what was left was mostly an aimless mishmash, but at the very back of the garage I found a wide variety of Spanish Civil War texts. Mine now.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
going back in time to beat the shit out of joan didion before she could write ‘we tell ourselves stories in order to live’
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Looking healthy sir
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UMass Hoopster @umasshoopster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It absolutely is. MAGA country in Hampden county, then shifts rapidly liberal in Hampshire County at what's called the Tofu Curtain (Northampton, Smith College, etc.), and then Franklin County where the Greenfield story takes place just gets weird. That all happens in a span of about 30-40 miles.
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They say you can still hear the screams from the Old Spaghetti Factory
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happened again tonight
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 07/10/2024
wanna know how i got these scars… and this ashtray… and this paddle game… and this remote control…
the jerk poster but it’s the jerker and bacon johnson has joker makeup
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thinking of Nelson Mandela doing 27 years in prison for fighting apartheid: "This whole thing smacks of gender!"
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Hell Gate *subscribe today!* @hellgatenyc.com · 25/09/2026
Hell Gate reporters are out in the streets talking to the people.
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Homer saying this lesbian bar doesn't have a masking policy
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My plans are measured in centuries
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Rasheed Wallace "Ball Don't Lie"
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
It’s Friday
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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
“Since 1973, 27 gangs or subgroups have been identified through lawsuits & reports compiled by the department’s independent oversight bodies. The gangs have operated out of patrol stations & inside the county’s jails, giving themselves names like the “Banditos,” “Regulators,” and “Lynwood Vikings.”
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