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Onion Inc Union @onionunion.bsky.social · 4h

The Onion Union has four months until our contract expires. Here are some tips to unionize your workplace.

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t0ussaint ☭黑人问号脸 @t0ussaint.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

podcast with the authors of this story discussing the Brown Brothers slop publishing empire youtu.be/tfw3c5RLB_Y?...

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Fake Empire | Kill The Computer

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onion person @junlper.beer · 21h

openAIs next product is going to be a gun that shoots you in the head so your agent can live your life for you

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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/09/2026

from what i can gather, tech CEOs greatest ambitions started at "cure all cancer" and is now to give everyone their own secretary

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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/09/2026

new episode where we talk to @mharrisondupre.bsky.social and @jonchristian.net about a growing media slop empire populated by ai written articles and characters podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...

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Fake Empire

Podcast Episode · Kill The Computer · September 24 · 1h 3m

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The Onion Sports handles are back! Stay tuned!

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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Rockies Pitcher Pledges To Give Up Home Run For Sick Child theonion.com/rockies-pitc...

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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/09/2026

we’re launching new onion sports socials! if you love sports check it out and maybe give it a follow

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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Player Profile: Pete Crow-Armstrong theonion.com/player-profi...

Good Luck Charm: Chicago dog in back left pocket

Comfort Movie: Believes movies should challenge, not comfort

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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026

Follow @onionsports.bsky.social for all the coverage and analysis you need to confidently gamble up to your credit limit.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/09/2026

apple TV is the only streaming service thats consistently producing television that’s really worth anything at all and its not even close

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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/09/2026

destroy the global economy mode activated

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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/09/2026

been seeing people confused why tgirl baseball is taking off and i think its because its fun to hang out in a park and drink beers with friends while your friends who’ve been practicing and getting better at a sport play phenomenal baseball for you

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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/09/2026

crazy moments in tgirl baseball history: the debut of the chicago beaches mascot slabitha doing her iconic pete buttigieg high hopes dance

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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/09/2026

they’re saying that the chicago vs new york tgirl baseball game was the greatest game of baseball ever played

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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here

the free press: Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary
There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,, including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.

I haven't seen the film. This means I cannot confidently assess its editing, corroboration, or the

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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/09/2026

midwest oil refinery shuts down due to lack of supply. saudi arabia is unable to provide any oil to anyone until october. the bab al-mandab and hormuz strait both closed. it’s so cool to be alive in the worst energy crisis in history. can only get this with republican leadership!

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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026

Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/09/2026

i own a lot of objects and i think the onion totebag is the most useful object that i touch with my hands every day

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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/09/2026

super fascinating album. it’s like if you mixed my bloody valentine with some breakcore elements. such a surprisingly phenomenal combination tidal.com/album/443856...

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Total Wife - come back down

Listen to come back down on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service

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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/09/2026

there’s been some legendarily incorrect iran war takes that age worse with every passing day

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran’s band just quit the Ed Sheeran tour.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 15/09/2026

remember that song thrift shop

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026

Cis people do not understand how much trans people's rights have regressed in just 5 years. 5 years ago, there were none of these restrictions. 19 states banned legal recognition 21 states have bathroom bans 8 states ban gender marker changes on DLs 25 ban gender affirming care for trans youth

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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/09/2026

before i read up on what flock is capable of i knew it was scary, but once i read reporting on exactly what cops are able to see and what information its able to parse from very little input, it genuinely became terrifying that this is in every corner of the country

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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/09/2026

found a new favorite place of mine in chicago, plant place called sprout home on chicago and damen. they have an outdoor spot with beautiful plants and an upstairs area with an overview of the corner, its so peaceful

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onion person @junlper.beer · 13/09/2026

we’re doing the kill the computer mailbag episode soon, you send any questions for us at killthecomputershow@gmail.com or on the killthecomputer.com mail feature!

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Kill the Computer

A podcast with Caleb and June about how the internet spills into the real world. Episodes, clips, games, and more.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 13/09/2026

went to vintage computer festival today, its so funny how nerds who aren’t fascists or love ai are still out there making super neat stuff and love showing off their cool old repurposed tech

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

25 years later and The Onion’s ParentCorner 9/11 explainer from immediately after the attack is a better understanding of the threat environment than the one produced by the U.S. government.

An Onion article titled “Talking to your child about the WTC attack,” which is filled with real good info.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026

it’s wild that the heritage foundation wrote in text that the assault on trans woman particularly in sports is their first step in their efforts to completely abolish all Title IX protections and liberals still don’t believe it’s about more than trans women in sports

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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026

one thing i find fascinating about lou reed, but more broadly singers who recorded for 40+ years, is how over time you can really notice their voice changing over time. i can't explain why but it's very moving to me to listen to lou reeds first works to some of the last music he released

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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026

its so funny how little trump cared about charlie kirk dying

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Hey everybody. On the 25-year anniversary, we're reprinting the much revered 9/11 edition of The Onion and sending that free to every member this month. It's been 25 long years. Look back in anger.

The front page of The Onion's September edition from September 2001 featuring the headline "U.S. Vows to Defeat Whoever It Is We're At War With."

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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/09/2026

it’s crazy that he just always has lie mode turned on no matter what he’s talking about

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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/09/2026

the first good pronatalist position ever

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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/09/2026

trying to get people to understand that the trans women in sports debate isn’t really about sports but a meta narrative pushed by the right all about slowly getting all trans people out of public life is truly impossible

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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk theonion.com/report-you-to-be-fired…

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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/09/2026

why did he write kirks name on a piece of paper and run around showing it to people

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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/09/2026

new apartment update: freshwater tank with live plants and shrimp and snails

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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/09/2026

have been doing some light reading

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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/09/2026

sources tell me charlie is stable

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Onion Inc Union @onionunion.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Happy Labor Day from The Onion Union! Today, we're demanding better working conditions for CEOs. Let's give the power back to the 1%!

Text that reads: “This Labor Day, The Onion Union would like to remind our nation’s highest-paid CEOs that it’s never too late to dismantle American workers’ hard-fought labor rights. Go and get ‘em, tigers!”

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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/09/2026

people have been running scam coins like this for like 7 years now, they've only ever been scams, not once has it not been a scam, and everytime someone launches a new one they pretend its not a scam, but it always is a scam. its incredible

hunter biden laptop coin scam crashed immediately

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 08/09/2026

For years, New Yorkers have demanded access to City records about the lasting health impacts of the horrific September 11th attacks. For years, they have been denied and ignored. That ends today. nyc.gov/sept11docs

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September 11 Docs

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