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"Kids, hold daddy's jacket while he battle raps this fool."

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 7h

If somebody passes me in a Nissan Altima, I don’t get upset about it. I know they just need to get home real quick before their ankle monitor alerts their parole officer.

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

In the 2000s I was consuming a lot of Everclear. Everything was Wonderful

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 12h

Don’t say I never gave you anything. *gives you the ick*

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 5h

Paranormally speaking, the world is a vampire

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 6h

double, double, toil and trouble fred’s neighbor is barney rubble

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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 6h

i skeet like a ghost. haunt you for three days and then i get distracted and do something else for a while.

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derek van vliet @derek.bike · 7h

someone should write a post about having to share a public space with someone and not being happy about how it went

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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

in space no one can hear you scream but they dont mean your parking space people can still hear you even with your windows rolled up

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 6h

Me, rising from the retail ashes to spit hard troofs

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 6h

Every day can be Halloween if you ghost enough people

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

A month in of working at the licka store, and the most eye opening thing I've learned is, not everyone is as delightful of an alcoholic as I. Coulda saved time and just stayed on Twitter.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

That picture of Mitch is about as convincing of your 2021 Facetuned Twitter profile picture

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

At my funeral, please make sure to note that while I did not contribute to human progress in any way, at least I didn't stand in the way of it

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Uh-oh I took it to the bridge instead of the house and now I don’t know where the hell I am

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Stopped being horny and now I just think about spaghetti and meatballs a lot.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Snakes are more scared of us than we are of them [watches snake drive off in my car with my wallet & phone] I mean, not that one, but most

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Sorry I haven't been around much. I didn't want to.

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

My first closing shift tonight Fuckery shall be afoot.

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Ok Google: make me look less like an old hag.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

OK science, if "evolution" is for real, then how come I never learn from my mistakes? Game, set, and match.

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Starting my job at the liquor store tomorrow. I'm fully prepared to be an absolute menace.

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I don't hate her, but I wouldn't lose any sleep if someone spiked her TAB with drano

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I have no jokes, so in the spirit of the day, give me all of your responses to slight inconveniences. I'll go first. When I'm talking and someone says something so ridiculously stupid in response, I say "Good talk. Changed my life" Now you go...

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

The 82 y.o. just dropped 4k on a new mower and I'm over here trying to figure out how to be added to his will

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

I was gonna give up pendejadas for Lent. Good thing I'm not Catholic.

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Cashapp me $5 so I can get an expedited passport

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Rex (Oct. 3rd 🎂) @rex.trash.boats · 13/02/2026

Why would I have thoughts when I can play music really loud?

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 13/02/2026

we need to start Project Gay Ant

Fire Ants are Being Laced with Homosexual Chemtrails to Bite Christians and Convert Them to Homosexuality

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

I think I scrolled too far.

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

I don’t know. Maybe don’t over analyze that skeet. It’s entertainment not a dissertation that needs correcting and grading.

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

She doesn't want flowers and candy for valentines day, she wants her back blown out while you're pulling her hair and calling her good girl

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Happy Friday the 13th!! Also, it's international mistress/side piece day, so if you don't hear from your s.o. tomorrow, it's definitely because they don't believe in the commerciality of a made up holiday and not because they're with their spouse 💙

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

First Theo, now Dawson. If the universe could stop taking the people from my childhood too soon, that would be great.

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

I've seen what the vast majority of y'all released from your drafts folder on Twitter, so I suggest you just continue to fly by the seats of your pants.

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 09/02/2026