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Tickled Catastrophe @tickledcatastrophe.bsky.social · 1h
The void told me she's sick of my shit and will be screaming at me from now on
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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 18h
I love this movie
Two-Lane Blacktop (1971)
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This day in history. 2007. Former US vice-president Al Gore was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for warning everyone about global warming and breaking up a fight between Tipper and Moon Unit Zappa.
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Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A sleep schedule so weird, my moots think I live in Australia
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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I want you to fear how much whimsy I can bring into your life
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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I run a tight shitshow.
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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would like to upgrade my nap to a medically induced coma
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ghosting people during spooky season is an appropriate form of celebration
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Or delusional. Good morning! 🩷
A baby hippo with pink stars. Text says
I will succeed because I am insane. 
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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is my emotional support dilaudid
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Keeping a journal of things I’ve lost interest in. Or I was.
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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
youtu.be
Faith +1 [FULL ALBUM] [SOUTH PARK]
YouTube video by Prod. DG
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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Home is where the heart takes it’s pants off immediately
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The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A bumper sticker on my truck that says "I'd rather be jerking off" and the joke is that I am actually jerking off while driving
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s all pretty fucked up, man.
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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🎶 Acorns keep falling on my head… 🎶
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𝖏𝖆𝖘 @vores.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what’s the point of having a heart if you aren't loud and passionate about things and people you love?
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 03/10/2026
chat is it good that everyone is crashing out at the same time for one reason or another
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 27/02/2024
Nobody in Star Wars ever figured out how to make a normal droid
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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For personal pan pizza reasons..
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have blood on my hands because I used the wrong pump at the sink, what of it
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
unfollow if you do not wish to witness the real time breakdown of legitness
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 03/10/2026
when DMX said, "y'all gonna make me lose my mind," I really felt that
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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Man, I love Tobias Forge
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Ghoach @coacharming.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There's a live version of Year Zero on YouTube that's great. Let me go grab it. youtu.be/3qCCcNcWm98?...
youtu.be
Ghost - Year Zero
YouTube video by Ghost Elisabeth
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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
youtu.be
Ghost - If You Have Ghosts (Live Acoustic) | HardDrive Online
YouTube video by HardDrive Radio
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Queen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm not vain, but I probably hope that skeet is about me.
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
medicinal crunch wrap
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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Beat it over the head with the shovel, lock it in the trunk, and then push it over a cliff. Voilà
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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ok if I put you guys down as a reference, for a job I’m applying for?
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I won’t ask for help until after I’ve already completed the task.
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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thank you 🫶
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’d love to visit Japan just not during Godzilla season
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Screaming "YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN" at a piece of wood.
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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@enabler.bsky.social
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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Based off television I watched growing up, I expected to have a lot more citizen's arrests under my belt by now.
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
for mental health reasons I will be laying down on the sidewalk in the fetal position until further notice
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me at some concert: sing some shit I know
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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@enabler.bsky.social
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[at a gunfight] me: before we start can i ask a question opponent: ok, shoot [me winning]
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The first rule of Overexplaining Club is you do not talk about Overexplaining Club because this is a secret club and we want it to stay a secret, but if you talk about it then people will know it exists, thus ruining the secrecy.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I love you weirdos. I don't care if you're not accepted by the outside world or your own families
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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’d take an earbud out for you.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This day in history. 2013. Margaret Thatcher's ashes were buried at the Royal Hospital Chelsea at a spot near All Saints Chapel where my cousin Harold and his pals like to cheer themselves up by putting on hobnailed boots and doing some stomping.
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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wish I was as good at anything as I am at talking myself into drinking
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Dread Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
COME CLOSER PUNK SO I CAN SEE THE WHITES OF YOUR AIRPODS
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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Should the sky have trees and houses and be rushing right towards us?”
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Dread Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Open casket funeral? I don’t even want people looking at me when I’m alive
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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nice skeet how can I reply and make it about me?
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