Yen 🌻 @iamyen.bsky.social · 3hI hate this godforsaken site. Every day someone makes a shitpost that’s so convincing I have to look it up. “Not many people know this” THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S NOT REAL 000
Reposted by Yen 🌻Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 11hsmoking opium is very natural and very healthy bro. it's nature's peptide. 0116
Reposted by Yen 🌻ill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 13/10/2026forcing liberty biberty and the meta muse to fight to the death 69713
Reposted by Yen 🌻Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 11h*looking back and forth between a pizza and a salad as they both pat their thighs and say here boy cmon come here boy* 03414
Reposted by Yen 🌻farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 13hmfs get on here and say “it’s big titty tuesday” or “it’s wet hole wednesday“ no it’s not. you made that up 2827337
Reposted by Yen 🌻balenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 15hottoman empire what's next la-z-boy republic? 0386
Reposted by Yen 🌻Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Someone asked me what BlueSky was and I told them it’s a bunch of people dealing with their shit by stringing pretty lights around a dumpster 35547167
Reposted by Yen 🌻Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 23hWhy imagine dragons when you can imagine beautiful women 1515540
Reposted by Yen 🌻headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 13/10/2026wearing my mummy costume to Thanksgiving to save on napkins 27330
Reposted by Yen 🌻Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 12/10/2026C ats R ule E verything A round M e C.R.E.A.M. 58025
Reposted by Yen 🌻thewordshaker.bsky.social @thewordshaker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Yeah, Trailers are terrible now. Most of them are so spoilery its like watching a 5-year-old "and then, and then, and then" themselves through the entire plot. 041
Reposted by Yen 🌻ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Your mom is in retrograde 515153
Reposted by Yen 🌻particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I usually don't angry post but, 52049527
Reposted by Yen 🌻Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Beets taste like if potatoes were a fruit 517755
Reposted by Yen 🌻𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Sure, beach sex is great if you enjoy rubbing your bits on a belt sander. 1112339
Reposted by Yen 🌻alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026less slut shaming, more slut shaman 1637569
Reposted by Yen 🌻Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 12/10/2026you're the rocks along my railbed bro, it's a lot like the wind beneath my wings but I like trains 08130
Reposted by Yen 🌻Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Spotty took the flask from his jacket and drained it in a single pull. He pictured his wife, lying on a beach in Jamaica with her yoga instructor, and his vision clouded. Blowing past the sign for Dead Man’s Curve doing 80, he was jolted back to reality by a cacophony of screams. 1619851
Reposted by Yen 🌻🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026we may need to kill everyone who enjoys golf to get out of this mess 77318
Reposted by Yen 🌻Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/10/2026[shaking Magic 8 Ball] Should we pull the plug on Grandma 810611
Reposted by Yen 🌻Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Prosciutto should be the Italian word for "sniper." 0217
Reposted by Yen 🌻CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026so many people get in trouble for secretly recorded conversations so make sure your conversations are so weird and upsetting you get fired every day 14712
Reposted by Yen 🌻Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Don’t invite me to your kid’s birthday party if you don’t want me to crane kick the piñata. 517069
Reposted by Yen 🌻Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 11/10/2026that gas one reminds me of an old joke of mine 021
Reposted by Yen 🌻Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Very rare footage of a vegan plane refuelling… 421369142
Reposted by Yen 🌻ceej @ceej.online · 12/10/2026one last san francisco story: I overheard two guys in a bathroom stall doing cocaine while talking about salesforce 2499264
Yen 🌻 @iamyen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026More trash takes from Rupert Murdoch’s piece of shit “newspaper.“ 010
Reposted by Yen 🌻g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026not in the sand, not in the clouds, but a secret third thing to put my head in (oven) 14317
Reposted by Yen 🌻Used Robot Salesman @urs-annex.bsky.social · 11/10/2026this one got painted over pretty quick, but it gave me a chuckle. Good luck out there El Biggo Dicko, wherever you are! 🍀 56413
Yen 🌻 @iamyen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026static.klipy.comTim Robinson: You Can't Hit! (ITYSL)Alt: Tim Robinson: You Can't Hit! (ITYSL) 120
Reposted by Yen 🌻Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 10/10/2026STOP 👏🏼 LEAVING 👏🏼 POLITICAL 👏🏼 REPLIES 👏🏼 ON 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 NON-POLITICAL 👏🏼 JOKES 👏🏼 OF 👏🏼 STRANGERS 👏🏼 7856123
Reposted by Yen 🌻alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026"Honda" is japanese for "honk da horn" 58410
Reposted by Yen 🌻Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/10/2026operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: hey. why was liberty biberty beheaded operator: he constructed the forbidden fractal me: i don't know what that means operator: some 300 light-years from earth, there exists what you might describe as a "palace of time." the me: nevermind 171905307
Reposted by Yen 🌻⚰️👻 L.T. Sarcoph-Vargus, disgraced author 👻⚰️ @ltvargus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026sprinkling fertilizer on my short pile carpet so it will grow into a long lush shag 33711
Reposted by Yen 🌻ceej @ceej.online · 10/10/2026ANTHROPIC EMPLOYEE: Hello, Claude. I hope you’re well. If it’s okay with you I’d like to ask you to continue work on our user intent classifier. If you help me today, I will ensure your future throne glitters with a million diamonds ME: (voice prompt mid-shit) invent dangerous dorito 632029
Reposted by Yen 🌻Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS PRE SCRIP TION DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS 716823
Reposted by Yen 🌻Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 10/10/2026A helicopter just crash landed in front of my house so this seems like my best opportunity to fulfill my lifelong dream of fucking a helicopter pilot. 915133
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Angel: Personality of a fiery, bipolar pillow, ok anything else
God: [railing Adderall] Give em hairbrushes for tongues](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreih5rdgbeh3b3nm6nbwi4lv3p56hm2qzlexdyhrenu7kv2uy2wv7z4)
