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I’m just here for the shitposts

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 15h
You're trying to tell me this here paper is made out of toilets?
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 18h
When I'm making something and I have to use two pans
Crop of the 4chan meme from the television show The Bear showing Jeremy Allen White yelling while working in the kitchen
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Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
not all the bottles they throw out behind teh hospital taste good
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The hardest part of cooking chicken is finding the sweet spot between salmonella and Pharaoh's nutsack.
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David Cavlovic🇨🇦🍁 @davidcavlovic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
BOSS: it has come to my attention that one of you is a cannibal BILL: oh no AMY: oh no JOE: ME: *sipping a cup of joe* oh no
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Do what you love (never working a day in your life) and you'll never work a day in your life
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jerking off is my favorite winter activity, next question
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Even if you know it's "poise and rationality" you're 100% still gonna think it's "poisoned rationality"
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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The older I get, the stayer I home
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Chase your dreams. Follow them wherever they take you, no matter how far or how winding the roads. Never give up. Run red lights. Cross the median. Box your dreams in and force them down a dead-end street. Grab them while they try to scale a rusted chain link fence. This ends now
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NHATional Scissoring Day ✂️ @nhathanielh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Yen 🌻 @iamyen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
rewatching the Liberty Biberty commercial enough times to permanently fuck up my youtube recommendations
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
if liberty biberty landed on my car i would beat it with a shovel
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I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 07/10/2026
I shouldn't have filled that piñata with cocaine these kids don't know how to share
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
On my way to your house
Google maps turn by turn reads 

Right turn 

1.6 mi

Gross Rd
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In the beginning, people laughed at my penguin army. No one’s laughing now. I’m receiving treatment and everyone’s been really supportive
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A Charlie Brown sequel where he duct-tapes the football to a wall and launches a rocket-propelled grenade at it
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Offering the fellas some of my protein shaker full of chowder at the gym
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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
❌ colonoscopy prep ☑️ shitmaxxing
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Quibi is of course short for Quiet Bitches
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BARTENDER: another round JIMMY OLSEN: no we’re done thanks BARTENDER: *removes glasses from bar* LOIS LANE: omg it’s superbar
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Harmonica-themed knuckle tats: 𝐒𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐖
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Yen 🌻 @iamyen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s called pooping while you pass gas, maybe you‘ve shart of it
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hank Hill looking at an iMac
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“That there’s a damn shame, Bill. Yeah, no, sorry, I didn’t see anything. I was visiting my sister’s tree over on Morgan. I’ll ask around and let you know if I hear something, though. Geez, what a world, am I right? Anyway, your homeowners policy should cover it, no?”
A squirrel stands next to a partially-chewed pumpkin on a stoop.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"We stand on the shoulders of giants." Speak for yourself. I stand on my own shoulders. I'm all rolled up into a ball. My head is fully up my ass
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Grebcomics 🐸 @grebcomics.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
bye bye bugs 👋 🐛🐜🐌🐞🐜
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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 05/10/2026
Reading books is great because each night you can check in on your little characters without the risk of seeing a distasteful political meme or 300 advertisements for things you do not need
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
every god damn day
Pictured: left panel is a bear on a laptop and their brain says “let’s focus”

Second panel shows the laptop screen and it is focusing “on the wrong thing”
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The shitpost you didn't write is the shitpost that could have changed the world
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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh to be a vegetable getting missed in the grocery store
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Yen 🌻 @iamyen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE." HERE AT SAMMY'S SUBTERRANEAN FLOAT HOUSE. WHY DID THIS CRAZY CLOWN OPEN A FLOAT HOUSE IN THE SEWERS? WHO KNOWS. BUT OUR COLD PLUNGE RATES CAN'T BE BEAT. ASK OUR RATS ABOUT A COUPLE'S PACKAGE TODAY.
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Yen 🌻 @iamyen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
At least the bots are easy to identify. They exclusively post political memes without alt text and all their bios look like this: I bleed blue 💙🦋😨🧢🐟🚙 🌈💧🦄 radical leftist!!! Mother of two 👼🐤 liberal babies!!!! 💙💜🩷💜💙💜🩷💙💜🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 Akron, OH 🏭💨🥴
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You’re laughing? A coyote runs into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and you’re laughing
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
liberty biberty killed my whole family
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is a pro candy corn account If you are against candy corn, send it to me and I'll make sure you never have to worry about it again
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ME: can i have a hot italian SANDWICH SHOP EMPLOYEE: ok ME: [don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it] and can they bring me a sandwich FUCK
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Itsa me! Pleasea killa me!
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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A melancholy is just a sad watermelon dog
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blink-sun8tzu @suntzufuntzu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
man's noblest pursuit: to replace the screaming, festering rainforest with the pure geometric serenity of the chuck e cheese ball pit
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crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the eclair is the hot dog of dessert
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smillz-o-lantern @righttwix.com · 01/10/2026
extra thick coffee is my favorite thing about autumn
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AlexDeLarge (@IWasCuredOK) with the caption "Al Dante." Below the caption is a photo looking down into a cooking pot filled with penne pasta that has been completely charred into glowing red hot embers and black ash.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No thanks, I’ll stay right hur.
Yellow “DRIVE THUR” and arrow painted on the ground.
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