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Dee Lomas

@deelomas.bsky.social
6.2K followers 1K following 2.6K posts

A carefully curated account of political and humorous shite. Prone to outbursts about Brexit and Tory corruption

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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 13h
Iran has categorically denied being involved in the petty shop lifting event in Wells, Somerset… #DieselGate
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 17h
It’s about time women started burning the fvcking house down…
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 17h
Stop telling us it’s not all men. In a house with 71 men in it there wasn’t one good one… And that’s all that was needed.
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 17h
My my… It’s all going on over there… Burnham - Bold, brave, buoyant… He just needs the bollocks to see this through!
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 17h
Just imagine that the President of the United States and the Secretary of Defense for the USA have intelligence so good that they knew about the ‘red diesel 5’… it’s incredible, isn’t it? Liar liar pants on fire…
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Everyone is worried about artificial intelligence. Meanwhile, natural stupidity is out there thriving…
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Them: What do you do for a living? Me: My fvcking best…
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
65 today guys and gals…
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My husband and daughter are leaving me due to my obsession with horse racing. And they’re off…
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My husband wants me to take him to Vegas to see the temptations for Christmas. Instead I’m going to Primark to get him four tops…
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Andy @andyburnham.bsky.social We still can’t fvcking hear you and the longer you stay silent and do nothing the more and more emboldened these right wing fascists will become. If anyone dies, their blood will be on your hands. Your silent do nothing fvcking hands.
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Listen guys… She’s only gone and bloody done it…granddaughter is officially accepted for the Somerset county cricket academy aged 10 years. I’m so proud!
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Houston…all I have is bloody problems!
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Says a British immigrant in Monaco who only lives there in order not to pay his fair share of taxes. I feckin hate these people with every fibre of my feckin being…
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Honestly, I’m in the real depths of despair & feeling completely overwhelmed by helplessness. What are we going to do about this right wing mob, these vigilantes & their ignorant leaders when there is no leadership from our government? There will be deaths on our streets before something is done.
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I really like @barcajim3.bsky.social Blunt as my vegetable knife right now…and I’m here for it!
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If the government don’t get a handle on this fascist shit, soon we’ll have our own ‘Ann Frank’s’ in their attics. This isn’t about boats or asylum seekers or refugees. This is blatant racism. @andyburnham.bsky.social Get your fucking finger and do something now and make it fucking big.
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I bring worse news. That poor woman who lives in Piddington & who @vicderbyshire.bsky.social interviewed after that ridiculous election has had her address leaked to Tommy Robinson & the Pink Ladies & she’s been doxxed by both of them. Wtaf is going on. These people all need to be proscribed now.
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I believe Charles Spencer… Just saying…
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They’ve closed the Portsmouth RNLI station. This is who we are now. The silent ‘majority’ have just been too bloody silent. They no longer live amongst us. We live amongst them. We have all got to do more and bloody loudly…
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dear @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu Please could you consider whether we might be able to apply for Associate member… Yours The UK
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Eddie Burfi @eddieburfi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just look at the glee on Nigel Farage’s face as he watches a Piddington resident cry about the overt racism she, her Caribbean heritage husband, and their two children have felt in the village during the referendum. Time and again he’s showing us exactly who he is.
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ed Sheeran must be thrilled that Tommeh Robinson has come out in support of him….
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Congratulations to my husband who’s reached a new culinary milestone today by setting off the neighbours smoke alarm…
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh look…not an immigrant or person of colour in sight. Where’s your fucking outrage Farage, Tommo and Robinson. We can’t hear you…
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I asked the lady (politely) in seat 5D if she would kindly switch with me as I’m going to New York with my husband for my birthday and she said no. She was incredibly rude. Now I’ve got to sit with him for the next 7 hours…
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oi Tommo - when the citizens of the newly formed Peoples Republic of Pissoffington set foot on UK soil will you kindly tell them to go back home… We’re fvcking relying on you guys…
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Let me just get this straight in my head. A woman who lives in Piddington & who’s married to a man from the Caribbean & has 2 mixed heritage boys has her ‘minority’ view thrown back in her face by Victoria Derbyshire - wtaf Vic? She’s already feeling emotional & you made her feel worse. Good job…
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I wonder if this bigoted old cow will be rolling out the red carpet for Danny Tommo when he pops in for a visit…
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is what we’ve become & unless you’re willing to stand up & say enough is enough this is not who we are it’ll soon be too late to stop it… I give you the whiter than white Susannah Pardan & the truly awful Sarah Pochin I’ve got news for them:we live in a multicultural society & I’m here for it
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We could have been part of this instead we’ve got the Independent Republic of Pissington… Ffs…
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Has he cancelled his tour yet?
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Did you all do your Macklemost today? I know I’m trying…
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My colleague: you have a certain sparkle in your eyes when you’re here at work! Me: Those are tears…
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think we should split up so we can cover more ground. I’ll go left and you go fvck yourself…
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I went to a fancy dress party last night as a fish but it turns out my mate lied to me and it wasn’t fancy dress at all. I was done up like a bloody kipper! 🐠🎣🎏🎉
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yesterday I came across a budgie that had broken its leg. I made a little splint out of two matchsticks. His little face lit up when he tried to walk…
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Me: I’m going to a wedding in West London today! Them: Maida Vale? Me: Oh no, I bought a dress…wouldn’t want to steal the brides show!
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Fionna O’Leary @fascinatorfun.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What Israel has done in Gaza is utterly despicable and criminal. But I’ll take no lessons on it from lying Putin because Russia HAS done plenty more than 10% of what Israel’s done in Gaza It’s just that UKRAINE has been able to mount an effective defence.
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We’ve got tickets to see President Obama in Manchester at the beginning of October… To say I’m excited is an understatement…
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I may be a socialist but I’m not a lunatic. I don’t think papa knows the difference…
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Unfortunately, I know some very serious wankers and all of them are getting the most Christmassy Christmas card bought from the RNLI…where I will extol the virtues of community and our shared humanity! Choose love…
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Here’s a great fundraising tip. Get a group of hooded up, masked whiny babies to threaten & abuse you and denigrate the good work you do and see how many more charitable donations roll in! Great job Patriot Platform. Great job. Follow them for more excellent fund raising help just like this….
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Them: Are you seeing someone? Me: Do you mean a therapist, a boy or hallucinations…
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Those wankers have been spectacularly good at fundraising for the ANCHORS! Hooray! ⚓️⚓️⚓️⚓️⚓️⚓️⚓️⚓️⚓️⚓️⚓️⚓️⚓️
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The RNLI volunteer has told us that donations usually run at £20,000 per day. Currently running at £100,000 per day! Bloody brilliant!
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When the lady in the RNLI shop asked if we needed a bag I said yes and asked for the loudest RNLI bag they had… Et voila…
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s time for the silent majority to rigorously out shout the nasty vicious hateful minority. Not at moments like this current one but every single day. As they say at all our transport hubs: See it. Say it. Sort it. It will require bravery but most of this balaclava yobbos are babies…
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bought Xmas cards, stocking fillers, baseball cap, jelly babies & made a donation. We’re in Salcombe the lovely volunteer manning the shop today says they’ve been inundated all week! Mostly, the British public are legends but a minority have the big gobs & say hateful things! #RNLI
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Some of these right wing knobheads have suggested that they’ve been contacted by RNLI lifeboat volunteers claiming that they are being told that they don’t want to be involved in rescuing migrants. I don’t fvcking believe that for a second, do you? These masked up babies will say anything… #RNLI
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