particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 6halso I'm putting a piece of masking tape over the left part of my screen where pfps are in case any of them are too scary 0150
particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 6hLet's see fewer jokes about liberty biberty and more checking out books from the library bibrary 0293
particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 13hsomewhere in my kitchen, I know not where, is a device for brewing a single cup of coffee 0130
particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026particle dogs can't dilute the brand with a seasonal pfp or display name, but we are thinking about dark and evil stuff for a future album 2280
particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026this youtube family trying to move to Costa Rica just got excited that there is a troupe of monkeys close to a lot they are looking at and I'm writing a letter to their government now 0130
particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026pretty soon they'll be renaming chat-gpt as chat-usa #technologyhumor #politicalhumor 080
particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026if we had free health insurance, pretty sure I could coast it on in from here 0190
particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'll listen to that lady's song after she proves she's listened to one of mine 1271
Reposted by particle dogsparticle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Made pizza and then did the dishes while the pizza was baking. Let me know what time you all want to come and carry me around on your shoulders 0332
particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026guy who thinks the poop and pee goes from the bowl up into the toilet tank before it goes to the sewer 0181
particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026when I was a kid Muscular Christianity was when a group of dudes showed up to your elementary school to rip phone books in half and blow up hot water bottles with their lungs 4263
particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026me seeing two things in a tight race: look at how close their necks are to each other 0220
Reposted by particle dogsNormal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026hello tough month!! I'm shilling my wares once again in a last ditch attempt to pay rent. some examples of my work below, though I use many different mediums so if you've got something else in mind, just ask! (you can also search "Dervy Sketchbook" on here to see more) DM if you're interested 🩵 13014
particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026planning to look at the moon tonight, see what it's deal is 3310
particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026at the tj Maxx right now and they just played the closing message over the speakers 3 hours before the posted closing time 2180
particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026almost time for another 280 square feet of Glad Press n' Seal 170
particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026you ever wonder about a mutual because you haven't seen their posts in a long time, and you look at their profile and you still follow them and they post 45 times a day 9868
Reposted by particle dogsparticle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 15/11/2025the post office does not have public restrooms, but they do offer flat rate shipping boxes 2384
Reposted by particle dogsim nicebart trans rights 👼🏼 @nicebart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026DO YOU NEED A COOL JACKET 🔥 NICEBART NEEDS WORK 🙏🎨 Denim Jacket Commission Special - lowered prices during holiday season, next 2️⃣ (two) months. $250 deposit, $600 all in Ko-fi updated, contact to discuss 🌹 im nice!!!! ko-fi.com/nicebart/com... #CommissionsOpen #art #artsky #painting #acrylic 3145
particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don't want to mute coffee, but i will mute job interview 0260
Reposted by particle dogsFlayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You’re telling me a boot scooted this boogie? 1302
particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I pumped some gas today to see if I still feel 1320
Reposted by particle dogsglue @delightedbutdying.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I felt something at the pump 1383
particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026asking my dentist to show me all of the secret-message tooth option he offers 1190
particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026if I build a Kowloon Walled City in my backyard, will any of you want to move in there? 10472
particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026after many years of there being a magnifying glass in our house, mrs particle dogs has come up with the hilarious bit of pointing it at my junk 0200
particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026An energy weapon (work computer) is beaming harmful rays (emails) at me 2639167
particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026happy that leaf peeing season is around the corner 2290
particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026at long last, the official track list for our next album, featuring, vol. 2, is here!!! there are too many people to tag and the list itself is too long for a single post, so you get an image. look at all these wonderful collaborators 3282
particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026now that I've stolen somebody's ladder, time to check in on nextdoor and see if they posted any message to me 1200
particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Everybody's favorite recession indicator is coming back! 1150
particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026almost ready to release the track list for the new album 1180
