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lumberjack wharfie

@lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social
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notably sexy rascal | he/they | Chicago

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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 10h
into light
dimly lit city street. a set of stairs ascends into light. metal girders support the street above.
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ceej @ceej.online · 13/11/2023
the band Train doesn't make music that reminds me of trains. they should change their name to pt cruiser
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 7h
is it gentrification when the shoes on the wire are, like, Saucony running shoes ?
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 8h
i won at poker night let's goooooo
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 8h
*adds to the impeachment proceedings list*
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 8h
it has been brought to my attention that the quarterback for Troy is named Goose Crowder
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 9h
banana republic, thank u for these jeans that do very, very flattering things for me
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 10h
they're doing Little Caesars Rule 34
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 10h
folded 30 hands in a row time to go all-in bc i finally got pocket Kings
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 10h
the touchtunes vibes are fucked and it's mostly one guy's doing and we aren't close enough for me to laugh off calling him an asshole
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 10h
GO EVANSVILLE OTTERS ⚾️
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 10h
whoever put All I Want For Christmas Is You on the touchtunes on October 6 i'm telling the government you're developing nuclear armaments
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Meredith Lowry @meredithlowry.bsky.social · 22h
Today in design patents: D1151894 issued for a dragon flamethrower. #DesignPatents
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 11h
They’re going to keep making it impossible to ignore how half measures to address state violence simply aren’t up to the task.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 18h
Offering the fellas some of my protein shaker full of chowder at the gym
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 11h
the bus is the public forum
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 18h
im sorry that i smiled at you in public. no i wasn’t checking you out i was just laughing at my own joke i posted to the internet
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 12h
lol guy in the group chat of friends from school is defending flock cameras im gonna cook this man
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Dook of Url @uglydook.bsky.social · 13h
youtu.be
In This Bih'
YouTube video by Chris Lorenzo - Topic
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Balu Puppy @handle.invalid · 13h
Bicyclist hit by car at western and Bryn mawr. 🙏 @bikelaneuprising.bsky.social @chi.streetsblog.org @andrefor40th.bsky.social www.instagram.com/reel/DeK1vU8...
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Andre Vasquez on Instagram: "Traffic crash and blocked lane at Western and Bryn Mawr at 5pm, 10/6."
31 likes, 3 comments - 40thward on October 6, 2026: "Traffic crash and blocked lane at Western and Bryn Mawr at 5pm, 10/6.".
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Second Great Bisexual Awakening @suesswassersee.bsky.social · 13h
It's really fast and easy to comment
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evil and fucked up lady jacky ૮꒰˵•ﻌ•˵꒱ა ˖⁺。˚⋆˙★ @iminlikewithyou.cool · 14h
game genie cheat code on how to expect/acquire gentleness from others without showing any to urself
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 13h
Conspiracy to Violate Rights needs to be prosecuted aaaallllllll the way.
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 13h
ordering a Cameo where dj drama reads the weather forecast
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 13h
top-level comment of just "lmao" is some of the highest praise you can give on here
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IVE PLAYED THESE MINDGAMES BEFORE @dedusmulntxt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
straight up frankin my sinatra
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 13h
" i feel so lumberjack wharfie "
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teq @quilling.dev · 14h
my friend is coming to see me
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the womandalorian @thewomandalorian.bsky.social · 18h
the police are defunding you
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 21h
corporate memphis style artwork with girl saying: "I have multiple personality disorder." the guy asks: "Dayum! Any of them freaky???"
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23h
the main tradeoff of going to grad school isn't money or prestige. that would be laughable. the main reason to do it is so you can ruthlessly pick apart movies that touch on your area of subject expertise
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Cat Sharp @catsharp.bsky.social · 16h
It is fucking insane no one has filed charges. We know exactly who shot her five times! She nearly died! Marimar Martinez is the bravest woman in the City and she deserves justice.
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 16h
who want this
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 17h
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 17h
apollo with his dodgeball
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treegirl (halloween joke) @treegirl.it.com · 11/02/2025
a low quality image of brie cheese with text that reads "This and some crackers" overlaid on it
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𝖏𝖆𝖘 @vores.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
we must reduce labor to zero and then all hang out
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stupid man @porktartare.bsky.social · 17h
I think enough time has passed that I can confidently say this is the worst tweet of all time.
A tweet from Donzol (@DnzlWshngtn)

"YOU KILL YOURSELF AND IMMEDIATELY WAKE UP AS A CHILD ON YOUR PARENTS BED. YOU'VE BEEN ASLEEP FOR HALF AN HOUR. THE SUN IS SHINING." 

7/25/12, 3:11 PM
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 17h
🫵that's babydawg
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 17h
that witch boutta hit the stankiest whip nae nae
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 17h
[daps u up] what up babydawg
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 17h
Rich Amiri on in the background during a client meeting
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 17h
multitudes, i say
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🦇(grovetender)🦇 @orenshedherskin.bsky.social · 17h
Everyone is must be considered both bigdawg n babygirl until proven otherwise it's called Schrodinger's big baby dog girl
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 17h
babydawg
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 17h
it would be awesome if the forefront of political debate was on opinions and genuinely arguable facts, not whether reality is real
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 17h
sometimes a post is vaguely addressed to "dawg" or "big dawg" and sometimes it's vaguely addressed to "babes" or "babygirl" and to be clear none of it means anything and i contain multitudes
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 17h
these powerpoints melting my brain babygirl
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 17h
haire washe daye
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 18h
oh yeah? get a load of this! [i step directly onto a large rake that hits me square in the forehead knocking me unconscious flat prone onto the ground]
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