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Misery Highlight 🕷️ @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 18h

all the best people are at least a little unhinged

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 18h

The reason I'm not in prison can be chalked up to pure lack of motivation.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 18h

Maybe I've been hard on life

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 18h

a filter for my news feed that only shows me stories about good dogs get on that, AI!

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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 18h

spirit halloween is actually a type of invasive fungus.

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 18h

I look forward to the day that ICE is prosecuted as domestic terrorists.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 18h

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 18h

Rain, rain stay all day and come again everyday

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 18h

Me: Hey gas tank, check out the prices on this pump. Gas tank:

A gas tank opening that resembles a shocked face.

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crabbydaddy dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 17h

cow hides are easy to find as cows aren’t easy to hide

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 17h

I called the turkey schnitzel a giant dino nuggie and now everyone at this Oktoberfest event is lined up to stab me with their schnitzel forks and knives.

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 17h

If I were a schnitzel I wouldn't be super thin but still delicious with a bit of lemon to obscure the greasiness

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 17h

Halloween? Not yet. Hallopeen? Just in time!

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 17h

I, for one, am looking forward to a pillowcase full of rocks this Halloween

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nina 🪷 @ninachaubal.com · 17h

what about an indecision model? a stupor intelligence?

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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 17h

Wait, Son of a Preacher Man is about sex? That seems scandalous

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misty @skedaddle74.bsky.social · 17h

The delivery for my thc and my review.

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I don't need a therapist. I need a factory reset button installed on my head.

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I look like a bottle of buspirone with a lit cigarette dangling from its mouth.

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Godzilla should smile more he’s prettier when he smiles.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Think about it . . . If love didn't hurt so much, it wouldn't be called love . . . it would be called pepperoni pizza.

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I like frosted flakes but i hate scooping tony the tiger's litter box. He's gr-r-ross!

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I wanna make a bad hat joke but I’m worried it’ll go over a few heads.

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My car's backup camera now displays a little message: "Objects in mirror are as disappointed in you as I am."

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misty @skedaddle74.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hello morning. Be gentle, I'm still running yesterday's update.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A stranger is just a friend you never want to see again yet.

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I wanna be on a reality television show so I can blame all of my bad behavior on editing

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Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Open casket funeral? I don’t even want people looking at me when I’m alive

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Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

being a kid in the 80s meant going to a coin show would likely be the highlight of your month

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The truth is not fake news. Fake news is when your wife says, "I'm fine," and you believe her for half a second.

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Being a kid in the '70s meant your car seat was your mom's arm. And if she had to slam on the brakes, congratulations, you were now a hood ornament.

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You’re a hardcore drinking connoisseur if you like to chug Peach Schnapps.

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My first girlfriend in the summer of '81 was into "Pac-Man". She'd stand at the machine for hours, muttering "waka waka waka" under her breath. It was the first time I saw a girl possessed by a pixel-made demon.

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