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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 14/12/2024

"Being an Adult" means living with the knowledge that one more purchase will not make you feel any more whole, all the while pressing ʙᴜʏ ɪᴛ ɴᴏᴡ

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Peggy Flanagan @peggyflanagan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Renee Nicole Good was a mother, a daughter, a wife, a neighbor, and a Minnesotan. Nine months ago, an ICE agent shot her, then allegedly refused a physician's offer of medical aid. Her family deserves accountability and justice. It's long past time.

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

my inner child has unionized with the two wolves inside me and their demands are unreasonable; eat a vegetable, get some sleep, live a life of quiet fulfillment, the list goes on and on. gonna fire a few gas canisters up my ass to smoke those fuckers out then hit em with the lawyers, bezos style

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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 12h

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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 13h

AAHHHHH

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all I want is someone who will pick me up from the eye doctor after dilation without resentment. and also maybe there would be snogging.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I don't care if Monday's coo, Tuesday's coo, Wednesday coo, Thursday yes, I'm going to coo - it's Friday, I'm a dove.

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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

these are our pianos, not theirs! I know this stuff can feel secondary with all of the immediate pain this admin causes, but in the face of such personalism, it also feels important to assert the democratic principle that these cultural inheritances don't belong to the president, they belong to us

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

new reality show called “dancing on the stars” and the premise is we launch people into the sun

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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 22h

Butterbutt. An older comic.

A four-panel comic titled "yellow-rumped warbler poem". In panel 1, a yellow-rumped warbler stands on a branch in a late autumn scene, and says "Fall is here." In panel 2, the warbler watches a brown leaf fall to the ground, and says "Winter's near." In panel 3, the warbler faces the viewer as brown leaves fall, and says "Need some cheer?" In panel 4, the warbler is showing its luminous yellow rump, and cheerfully says "See my rear."

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Adam Cohen (My Personal Views Only) @axidentaliberal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Have you heard of 1789 Capital? The venture capital firm founded by Don Jr? They obtained a stake in a small company named Vulcan Elements-and quickly got a $620 million deal from the Pentagon Why? “The call came from the White House: We have to get this done” #PaytoPlayPresident

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22h

"Now, you can pick up a Freddy Krueger mask and get your pleural effusion drained all in one trip." buff.ly/MsEPLo7

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We’re Turning Our Emergency Room into a Spirit Halloween

“Now, you can pick up a Freddy Krueger mask and get your pleural effusion drained all in one trip.” 9/11/25

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I just exclaimed out loud to myself: Jesus Joyce! help me, Cafe Bustelo

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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 05/07/2026

Why is this so factual

Who would win in a fight: a fire truck or an ambulance?

Doug Allen
The ambulance.

The fire truck has been coddled it's whole life. Polished and washed regularly, sent out on parades, and giving rides to kids. Every once in a while, it rolls up to a fire scene, sprays some water, and gets heralded as a hero.

The ambulance, while smaller, is like a back-alley knife fighter. Years of overwork, abuse, and neglect have turned it into an emotional basket case. Just saved a life? Big deal...
Here's a 2-hour long haul as a reward. It'll murder the fire truck for nothing more than a promise of a 30-minute break and a hot meal.

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dawn of the debb @handle.invalid · 01/10/2026

as a gift for you, because you're my beloved here is an owl in the bathtub.

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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I was on the sidewalk, clearly talking on the phone when some Mormon girls interrupted me to ask “would you like to come to church with us?” And I said “I super don’t” without thinking.

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i have a microscopic cactus needle in my pinky and this may be worse than the crippling adenomyosis i had uterus removed for

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George Pearkes @peark.es · 01/10/2026

This is a good thread and for some reason it unlocked something that's been brewing in the back of my head for a while.

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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 01/10/2026

Here's a funny thing about the right to vote: it wasn't won by voting.

Two suffragists in period dress, ceremonially putting ballots into a ballot box. The background has been replaced with an elaborate collage of 19th C printing-press parts. The ballots are glowing with radiant spikes. The face of the ballot box has been replaced with an Nvidia Vera Lynn GPU.

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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026

Very clearly.

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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

*that we know about

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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'll call Spaceball City and notify President Skroob immediately.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

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God @thegodshow.com · 01/10/2026

This loser wants you to believe he’s a warrior. He’s not. He’s a war criminal. He belongs in prison.

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Thou Shalt Put Hegseth In Prison For His War Crimes

Dear Humans,

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i wasn’t looking for a man to be my protector, i was looking for backup flaminghydra.com/gentlemen-an...

"What the hell was that?" I asked. "Why didn't you say anything?"
"You expect me to pick a fight with a crazy person?"
"No!" Even I could hear myself sounding hysterical.
"I don't expect you to pick a fight with a crazy person, I expect you to say something for me!"
My friend had a point. If a guy is so determined to own the sidewalk that he'll literally behave like a rabid animal about it, he might indeed take any remark about his behavior amiss, perhaps even as an invitation to fight. But I had a point, too. As long as my friend said nothing on my behalf, the lone man correctly figured it was just him against some girl. He could take me. We both knew it. I wasn't looking for a protector; I was looking for backup. For someone to take my hand and assure me that whatever happened, it would not be one against one.

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Maria Bustillos @mariabustillos.com · 01/10/2026

At @flaminghydra.com @raxkingisdead.bsky.social has a valuable perspective the Cornell rape case, and on the part of misogyny that happens between men flaminghydra.com/issue-659/

I wasn’t afraid these two men on the pedestrian bridge would assault me. When they believed I was out of earshot, I knew they’d whisper. They might laugh about what they’d just seen jiggling up the ramp to pass between them. Those were the things I would hear (and, eventually, did hear). The rest has always been mysterious to me. Might one of them make too lewd or sexist of a comment, and might the other let it pass, express no disgust, say nothing instead of shutting down the exchange? I’ve seen that happen many times among other men. If they were cowards when I could see and hear them, what were they like when I couldn’t?

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JaneSlainLane @nyjanelane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If someone punches you in the face (violent assault, in other words), does the fact that you were drunk or high at the time create any doubt or mitigating circumstances in the eye of the law, or is that ONLY for rape?

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

911: What's your emergency? ME: I'm too sexy for my shirt 911: So sexy it hurts? ME: Unfortunately 911: We'll send a car right over

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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 30/09/2026

I think we underrate that JCO came up in 20th century New York literary circles where everyone said five most devastating insults before breakfast and as one of the last one standing, her competition is guys who get sad if their chatbot isn't sufficiently nice to them.

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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 30/09/2026

Fact. Also its Æ.

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Harsha Walia @harshawalia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If we are serious about dismantling patriarchy and rape culture, we would stop calling it Cornell 7. It's the Cornell 57. Passive bystanders are a pillar of misogyny. Men must actively intervene in shifting social norms & refuse to participate in rape *culture* Its the Cornell 57, not Cornell 7.

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