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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

I like avocados more than I like most people.

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mensch @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

I think I’ll be a cutie patootie tomorrow to dunk on my haters.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 11h

About half of Gen X are now basically Boomers who drank from the garden hose.

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Notorious P.I.G. (Your Halloween Hogmother) 🐽🦇 @anotoriouspig.bsky.social · 10h

you will DIE begging for my croutons

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 10h

The apocalypse is coming (Charges Vibrators)

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Ruth Burger @ammtuesday.bsky.social · 13h

Anti vaxxers using GLP-1s are my favorite thing about our country.

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Anna Vangala Jones @anniejowrites.bsky.social · 13h

love this time of year when I pass several large skeletons on my morning walk & smile in greeting like I’m seeing old friends

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🎃Jennifer Sistrunk🎃 @jennisis42.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

*pops out of interdimensional portal* "BONJOUR!"

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Notorious P.I.G. (Your Halloween Hogmother) 🐽🦇 @anotoriouspig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Don't say I do things all Willy-Nilly I am a lady I do things all William-Nilliam

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 13h

Yesterday after waiting 3 hours in packed waiting room at walk-in clinic with Mom (she's sick but okay) Me: *bursting out* FLEETWOOD MAC! Nurse: *startled* What? Mom: Sorry. She's had the waiting room playing name that tune

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harpy @harpy.party · 13h

getting screampied for halloween

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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 13h

my booty shakes when I'm giddy

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just realized you can always tell when my temper starts rising because I raise one hand slowly & just stop & leave it there in the air much like the universal sign for "Wait a minute..." or one of those hunting dogs that point.

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🎃Jennifer Sistrunk🎃 @jennisis42.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

*skips aways merrily*

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Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

There is no McTry. There is only:

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 18h

Ever have to deal with a full grown adult who regularly drops sound and mouths random words instead of speaking them as though you can lipread? Have you ever taken them by the shoulders and yelled, “Use your fucking words!”? Did it feel good? I imagine it would feel good.

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 17h

would you like that with or without a hint of irony we do both here

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Phantom Limb @hyde85.bsky.social · 17h

It's funny the kinda Thing that happens on those trips. 😂😉🖤

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 17h

Sorry I'm late, I was assimilated by an extraterrestrial parasite at a remote Antarctic research station.

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I can glue yarn on your head for free, if you'd like. I've got plenty of it.

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mensch @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 17h

Goldfish have pharyngeal teeth. So think about that the next time you go canoodling for carp or whatever.

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 17h

hold me like a taco while i fall apart

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Bluesky is like a masquerade ball, but with jokes

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 17h

Whoever has my voodoo doll, would you kindly pull the pin from my sinuses and scape it right above my bra line? No, a little more to the right. My right. Up. Up. Too far, down. Right there.

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 17h

Someday I'll know what's going on

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Mieka @craftyname.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I have yet to ever see my state's name listed in the news followed with something positive.

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Mieka @craftyname.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

In my rage era

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Mieka @craftyname.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

*drinking queso* Yeah, everything is fine. Why do you ask?

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mensch @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 21h

Sorry I quoted Mac Miller while we were sexting.

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Phantom Limb @hyde85.bsky.social · 18h

Yeah, and next time you see him, tell him to keep my city out of his fucking mouth.

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🎃Jennifer Sistrunk🎃 @jennisis42.bsky.social · 19h

The coffee kissed me, and the morning slapped me.

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mensch @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

I just wanna live my life with the carefree ignorance of a handsome person who’s had too many concussions and the reckless confidence of someone with a comfortable retirement plan.

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