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Sam Caster 🎃

@samcaster.tv
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Sam Caster 🎃 @samcaster.tv · 1h
It turns out peanut m&ms are a vital component of my success in a clinical lab setting
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Justin Eisinger @justineisinger.bsky.social · 3h
Ahem
Entrance sign for big bone lick state historic site.
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Sam Caster 🎃 @samcaster.tv · 3h
🎶 I danced myself right out the womb
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Fábio de Oliveira Ribeiro @sithan.bsky.social · 4h
genesiustimes.com
Woman Arrested After Installing Flock Camera Inside Flock CEO’s Home for His 'Safety' • Genesius Times
ATLANTA — A 31-year-old Decatur woman was arrested early Monday after authorities say she entered...
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Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
tellig a cop if he want real gains try baby formula
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 23h
Agent cooper on the phone 

THEY GOT
A CHERRY PIE THERE
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Sam Caster 🎃 @samcaster.tv · 29/09/2026
Does anyone know what the harm reduction ecosystem looks like in Iowa these days? Turning up a lot of broken links and disconnected phone numbers that were fine a couple years ago.
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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*taking glasses off to eat Cheese blur-ger
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Meechy Dorko @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 28/09/2026
the destruction of my sanity has been a 25 year long experiment by Harvard University and has now concluded
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Sam Caster 🎃 @samcaster.tv · 28/09/2026
I should be making some art this morning and listening to music and bouncing on it silly style, not learning about immunoglobulin A
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🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dracula bringing iced blood to his interview
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Sam Caster 🎃 @samcaster.tv · 27/09/2026
Found these in the middle of a forest
A white board with a dizzy, shocked looking face drawn on it. “Who up lost they woods?!”A white board that says Dan + Sam, whoever they areA white board with Snoopy and Sonic and a tv head guy drawn onA white board, upon which had been written “Is there cheese in the great, beyond?”
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Sam Caster 🎃 @samcaster.tv · 27/09/2026
Surrounded by Snufkins
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Sam Caster 🎃 @samcaster.tv · 25/09/2026
It’s Friday night, and I feel cute
Me in a mirror
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deutschland tiff :) 🇩🇪 @integrandma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
women should be able to kiII men just my stance.
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🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Imagine it’s hello kitty saying this
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Sam Caster 🎃 @samcaster.tv · 25/09/2026
Well, Twin Peaks and Fleabag I can agree with
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Richard Wells @slipperyjack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Love this Švankmajer jump scare, repeated several times throughout his 1971 short Jabberwocky each time the maze puzzle hits a dead end... youtu.be/8F1anpTxkmQ?...
youtu.be
Jabberwocky - Jan Svankmajer (1971)
YouTube video by muberka
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Sam Caster 🎃 @samcaster.tv · 25/09/2026
I just love music I just think it’s neat
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
herein we see the rare virtue of a strong individual vitality, and the rare virtue of thick walls, and the rare virtue of interior spaciousness
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Sam Caster 🎃 @samcaster.tv · 24/09/2026
One thing about me is I’m going to be a really good nurse
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 24/09/2026
The people demand a Samsung dryer that plays a melancholy tune
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Sam Caster 🎃 @samcaster.tv · 24/09/2026
It’s gonna be cool when this guy dies like everyone who has ever lived.
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Sam Caster 🎃 @samcaster.tv · 23/09/2026
What is a gentleman caller if not someone you send pictures of cool bugs
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Sam Caster 🎃 @samcaster.tv · 23/09/2026
Let them know
A text donation appeal from the Democrats on behalf of Sarah Trone Garriott, who has recently made transphobic statements
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Sam Caster 🎃 @samcaster.tv · 23/09/2026
Ah the therapeutic properties of a truly enormous sweater
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Sam Caster 🎃 @samcaster.tv · 23/09/2026
Eat shit, loser
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a normal person (go brewers, love my good boys da mke brewers) @oilcantim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
trans athletes rustling through my trash looking for credit card statements and half smoked cigarette butts. that's not even a sport!! stop it!!!!!
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CAKE PLISSKEN @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
that crybully shit doesn’t work on me, I’m mean!
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i call upon thee, by the serpents of arby’s
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Sam Caster 🎃 @samcaster.tv · 23/09/2026
Happy Negroni Week!
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Sam Caster 🎃 @samcaster.tv · 22/09/2026
Junior Soprano looks too much like the Six Flags guy, I can’t take him seriously
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Sam Caster 🎃 @samcaster.tv · 22/09/2026
Heelys for both swagger and efficiency
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laura @lauracreature.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
dedicating the rest of my life to vigilante druidism
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Miles Davis defeats Ganon and assembles the Triforce
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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Sam Caster 🎃 @samcaster.tv · 21/09/2026
I love when you ask if you can hand something in late and the professor is like yeah I just made all this up man, it’s imaginary, turn it in whenever
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Sam Caster 🎃 @samcaster.tv · 20/09/2026
Woke up feeling like the Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele (3rd–1st Century BCE)
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MythologyBot @mythologybot.boodoo.co · 19/09/2026
H764 Riddle: bird without feathers flies on tree without leaves.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 20/09/2026
No state should be a "battleground state". What are we even doing.
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Pikachu Simpson @justinkcomer.rockhardcauc.us · 19/09/2026
tonight
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Right now you can proactively be developing a new kind of music specifically for playing in the abandoned data centers of the not too distant future.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Get you a girl who wants a bouquet of gas station hot dogs.
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Gizmodo @gizmodo.com · 18/09/2026
FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them
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FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them
ICE officers on dating apps should be wary of tradwives, an FBI memo suggested, as well as any woman whose profile would "appeal" to them.
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Sam Caster 🎃 @samcaster.tv · 19/09/2026
Me and the girls are risking humiliation in pursuit of human connection later if you wanna come through
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Inhabiting the Waffle House of the mind
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Sam Caster 🎃 @samcaster.tv · 19/09/2026
Oh no Big Pussy is gonna get whacked 😳
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Sam Caster 🎃 @samcaster.tv · 18/09/2026
God grant me the serenity to not get a new tattoo or hole put in my face because I feel a little sad this weekend amen
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