Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.social🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 30/09/2026now that’s what I call an abomination 68851152
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialtlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Getting lassoed around the ass 0404
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialDavid Hood @thoughtfulnz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026For members putting of voting in InternetNZ until the last possible weekend, the time to follow the instructions emailed to your membership email address is upon you, and register for the AGM (also in the email) 65126
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialbooté @dirte.net · 06/06/2026my son Batrick has incredible posture from sleeping upside down 0181
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialGrobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I'm taking a wee handful of candied nuts out of my inventory 5352
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialgaaah @snugfever.bsky.social · 16/03/2026absorbing my adult twin for fun 1122
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/03/2026me: i got a little too heavy into the guac and now my tummy's in a bad way 911: oh my god [the Tummy In A Bad Way sirens begin to sound across the city] 2677
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialRandom gashapon! ランダム・ガチャポン @randomgacha.bsky.social · 04/03/2026gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/15866 『不思議な生き物 カモノハシ』発売！ "The Mysterious Creature: The Platypus" now on sale! #ガチャポン #gachapon 06628
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialglow moss @tolecrien.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I was called gay for saying my homie lights up the room 0465
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialit took an hour, maevey a day @maeveynot.online · 04/03/2026transmission through time 1257
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 08/02/2025They’re making the great satan worse 827128
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialAndrew Digby @digs.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Female #kakapo Kohengi on her nest with a newly-hatched chick and an egg (unseen). We removed the egg from underneath her and gave it to another female (Phoenix) who had infertile eggs. We're trying to ensure each female on Anchor Island has 1-2 fertile eggs to hatch. #kakapo2026 #conservation 11834177
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialAndrew Digby @digs.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Checking on 1 day old #kakapo chick Waa-A3-2026 in Waa's nest on Pukenui/Anchor Island. We check the chicks twice in the first 4 days, and then less frequently as they get older. #kakapo2026 #conservation #parrots 7501123
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialkrat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 13/02/2026White night, white noise. As if speaking in static, a parched, crackling voice repeatedly croaked these words: I am a doctor. I used to do cocaine off toilet seats 1282
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialBandaged Arm @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Deep brain thrombosis 062
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialte pua o te rēinga @cucumber.bsky.social · 30/01/2026near kaikōura 1122
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialGupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 24/01/2026invitig a gurl into my pork house 1283
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialDavid Farrier @davidfarrier.com · 24/01/2026i was at the scene shortly after ICE executed a man they were piled on top of. my report and photos are on webworm: www.webworm.co/icekillsagain/ "There is no justification for letting that many bullets go. That's messed up, That is no regard for life at all" a lifelong resident told me. fuck ice.webworm.coIt Was a Point Blank ExecutionDavid Farrier's Webworm reports from the scene as ICE executes another American 1319698
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Let everything they release into the world be returned to them times ten. Spirits, hear my prayer. 0677
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialBrendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 19/01/2026politics is being a guy with multiple houses and millions of dollars and saying ‘times are tough’ with a straight face 38722
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialBrendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 19/01/2026rnz financial advice column 161
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialjims @jims.bsky.social · 19/01/2026look at us, brother; suckling from the teat of Big Tech. which industry is ready for plunder, can we be disruptors in the bog space? listen to yourself. we need to sit in the brackish waters and lay amongst the moss. the swamp will provide its own milk and nectar and hot goth gfs/bfs #creamernation 1668
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialonewhitelight @onewhitelight.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Bruh there were Orca in Wellington harbour today, and they got right up to the waterfront! 0142
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialAndrew R _ @andrewr4.bsky.social · 19/12/2025We’re watching a baby pūkeko. Look at the size of that foot! 1124959
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialNurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 10/12/2025We gotta get people off the computer somehow. Making it suck fucking ass isn’t working so far 15610
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialgibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Level 1 bandit boyfriend giving me the ick by making a little gurgling sound as his rusty pot helm is stove in by a mace 06815
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialGupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 15/11/2025hey bro do u feel that pastoral wind? 2458
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialGupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 11/11/2025grizled settler scanning the brocapped mountains we cant homestead here this valley is chopped 2356
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialgibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 04/11/2025It's always "why did you drain the swamplands, our families can no longer make a living crafting leather goods from swampgoblin hide" and never "how is the new tourney ground? Are ye winning sire?" 1485
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialbootion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 05/11/2025in the end ishmael never did call me. still, i hope he's happy out there 1435
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialgibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 04/11/2025When you smelled only one stench in the air, It was then that I had stunk everything up with my overpowering stench. 0161
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialJane @jane.meangirls.online · 05/11/2025they’re gonna try to make Conservative Star Trek and it’s gonna make the rest of the Nu Trek shit look incredible in comparison 816210
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialBusiaco @busia.co · 10/10/2025When I'm being fed oranges by concubines as an honored guest of the Sultan 😄🍊 When I'm taking the fall for a failed plot to swipe a powerful gem from the Sultan's magnificent turban 🧎🗡️ 1222
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.social"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 26/05/2025the deal i struck with burger king 10788123
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 24/10/2025 132772436
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/10/2025*me if I was the cop hunting Hannibal Lecter and I had him cornered* Stop eating people you jackass!!! 2876837
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 22/10/2025We can save the White House from demolition but it’s going to cost money. A lot of money. Don’t worry, I have a plan: let’s put on a show 4382057
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialspirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 23/10/2025free line for democrats to use on the white house shit: donald trump has done what the flight 93 hijackers couldn’t 261933457
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.sociallauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/10/2025Since every comedic actor of a certain age gets a documentary after they die now i think it's important we establish that the dan aykroyd one should be no shorter than 6 hours, one episode of which is entirely dedicated to his relationship to fairies and magic 42116690
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.socialBeTheCookie @bethecookie.bsky.social · 23/03/2025A list of things we don't need in this dancery: 1. Hateration 2. Holleration 05426
Reposted by @gsamsa.bsky.sociallittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Mentally I’ve been in a bunker since 2008 0223
