Reposted by Loose Floorboardweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers. 66115812288
Loose Floorboard @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 23mPeople always tell me I have the "aspect of Borodin." Now I know what they mean, and I have to say I'm not happy 010
Loose Floorboard @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 1hI attempt a kick flip off this and fall horribly. My body twitches on the pavement 0151
Reposted by Loose FloorboardMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 1hstorming out of the DMV when it becomes evident from their snickering that it was NOT a "randomization coincidence" that my eight license plate letters spell out "BUTTLICE" 0372
Reposted by Loose Floorboardmartha quicklime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 4h(through the bars of the cell where I’ve been imprisoned by my usurper nephew) i just think its interesting how the farmlands are lowkey fallow since cody took my throne (illiterate guardsman wordlessly hands me a bowl of thin soup) yooo carrot. nice 1302
Loose Floorboard @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 2hIf I'm being real, one of my main hang ups re: Joshua Clover etc. is the violence. I'm a pacifist, so, uh, full bore riot and revolution is a steep ask for me. Nothing I've squared yet, but it is where I'm at 230
Reposted by Loose Floorboardrare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 5hhandsome news. my cousin Morphenius, who lives alone on the huge plain, has assumed a winsome new geometry 2352
Loose Floorboard @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 6hI'm paying for this in four easy installments with Klarna 060
Loose Floorboard @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 6hThese clothes don't fit us rightyoutu.beR.E.M Country Feedback live on Jools Holland 1998YouTube video by Nick Godfrey 020
Loose Floorboard @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 6h"It's a shame about ray tracing" – video game Evan Dando 010
Loose Floorboard @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 7hYou better not do a Street Fighter uppercut to me. I'll sue you 191
Loose Floorboard @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 7hI think we can agree that all CEOs are distended and unquiet 160
Loose Floorboard @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 7hOne thing you don't want to spark is a firestorm 050
Reposted by Loose FloorboardLoose Floorboard @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Tom Waits announces new album, BOYFRIEND MATERIAL 0235
Loose Floorboard @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 8hLevels of brown not seen in television, before or since 070
Loose Floorboard @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 08/10/2026What do we have here? A little stinker? A good guy of America? Both? 030
Loose Floorboard @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I step from the time machine. The smell of 19th century London kills me before I can deliver the Dorito to the Victorian Child 080
Reposted by Loose FloorboardNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Fuck this shit. 1153747
Loose Floorboard @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Don't tell me about a "host of Democratic notables." I see enough sad stuff in my life 020
Loose Floorboard @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Get in, loser, we're rewilding the Ivies 040
Reposted by Loose FloorboardMO Natural Events Calendar @mo-naturel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Listen for the trill of field crickets. 041
Reposted by Loose FloorboardI Am Butter Bessie @scrubby.bsky.social · 23/02/2024the falcon hath borne my mate away...this is the last fucking thing i need!!! 1213
Reposted by Loose FloorboardGood Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026An especially disgusting betrayal. This ghoul is a pediatrician. 0636
Loose Floorboard @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Oh my god they brought the boat indoors 180
Loose Floorboard @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It's time to listen to R.E.M.'s cover of "First We Take Manhattan" 210
Loose Floorboard @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"I am the Lorax. I grease up the trees." – Dr. Seuss 040
Loose Floorboard @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I know it makes the "snik" sound when the red bolts come out 040
Loose Floorboard @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 08/10/2026One must have the mind of a penguin and the maw of a pelican 0101
Loose Floorboard @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I can affirm what folks on here were saying yesterday: Stone Age Masterpiece, the most recent Nova episode, is powerful 020
Reposted by Loose Floorboardrare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 07/10/2026proposing a new biome called "foulcountry" comprised of stinking grease pits and iridescent, daggerlike crystalline spires 3677
Reposted by Loose FloorboardKathleen Neeley @kathleenneeley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sleep, linocut on kitakata paper 626465
Loose Floorboard @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I cannot agree with Abbi Jacobson (Broad City, A League of Their Own) that Rift is the best Phish studio album. It's either Hoist or Billy Breathes. It's Hoist 130
