Reposted by gibbet cagegibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I saw Mr Beast at the park and he was picking up dogs and blowing black insectile clouds of evil into their mouths like the guy from Green Mile 114624
Reposted by gibbet cageBusiaco @busia.co · 10hNearby hobgoblin matrons pitched in to make you this bottle of gray milk. Welcome to the neighborhood. 1273
gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026My friend is an anaesthetist in the gingerbread kingdom hospital and he puts patients under by hitting them on the head with a surgical rolling pin 0100
gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The hardest part of my job as the janitor in the hq of the cult from the the hellraiser video game is working out which bits of viscera are waste and which bits are decoration 0110
gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Prince Jonquil just returned from walking the entire coastline of the elf kingdom to raise money for victims of the pox. SIKE he was actually in prison for killing a gnome 3301
gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Age gap relationships are fine until you hold your old crone's hand a little too tight and deglove that jawn at the farmers market 1312
Reposted by gibbet cageBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The guy that named the computer mouse had a whole slate of other cute names for computer parts, but he got fired for saying a keyboard should be called a fingers’ playground 216016
Reposted by gibbet cageceej @ceej.online · 08/10/2026waymos are driven by the ghosts of people who died in debt 402668408
gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Don’t eat the stew at the Slithering Eel if you’re squeamish about feet 1151
gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Standing dwarfed by walls of server racks in my data centre. A huge cathedral like structure. I'm deafened by the hum and whine and buffeted by the winds of cooling and exhaust fans. In these sacred machines, I hold the source code for my new video game: Wojak Trivia Night 0245
gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026A strange residue on the rim of my favourite goblet today 2494
gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Suing the tech giants because I can't focus unless I'm listening to a 1hr YouTube liquid dnb mix where the artwork is a blown out photo of a japanese woman on an inflatable armchair, framed like a PS1 jewel case. They counter-sue and now I owe them billions, for optimising my life so wonderfully. 1375
Reposted by gibbet cageHourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 06/10/2026 0152
Reposted by gibbet cage🐺Cold🪦Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 02/10/2026computer! cavalry charge against the enemy's defensive line. do a breakthrough 0303
Reposted by gibbet cagemartha quicklime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026(at dark mcdonalds drive thru) Speaker: oough. have you come to release me from my waking dream me: nah sorry. can I get a repast of the forlorn S: nine souls today. round up for the penitent order of dolora? me: not today S: ok pull forward (a boulder appears and squishes me like a bug) 6630111
Reposted by gibbet cageandy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 15/09/2026We saw Yoda at the gym last night, he kept getting flung off the stairmill. Kept saying “help me, you must not”. Wearing his old Dagobah State shirt. Probably fell 12 times while I was there 751572
Reposted by gibbet cageterror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct 21319300
Reposted by gibbet cagemore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026after the guy who wrote the Alphabet Song died they were cleaning out his place and found more than ten thousand handwritten pages of an unfinished Numbers Song 559581
gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Gareth’s Cock is a cosy pixel art incremental roguelite deckbuilder beat ‘em up idler adventure, about a guy name Gareth and his haunted cock. ℹ️ The developer has made the following disclosure about their use of AI: 𝘞𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘐 𝘵𝘰 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘎𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘩’𝘴 𝘊𝘰𝘤𝘬 1402
gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My friend who's in the peaky blinders got banned from improv class for shellshocked ex-soldiers because no one could understand what he was saying and he kept putting a revolver in his scene partner's mouth 0120
gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Actually we have been keeping track of how many times you've watched When Roadmen Meet REAL Gangsters pt1... There will be an accounting. 050
Reposted by gibbet cagegibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 25/08/2026[Victorian workhouse owner chat] LordGrubbins: Picked up these today, fine fodder for the factory floor 💪 🧐 >[orphans.jpg] Pennyweather_mill_official: ready to get tangled in a spinning jenny! 🕷️Thomas_Rantula_Esq🕷️: tangle them up and suck out their insides lol 0221
gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We all have that one friend who’s not allowed to shower in case the bacteria on his body take advantage of the “water ladder” effect and climb back up into the shower, poisoning the water supply for thousands of people 2628
gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Damn bitch you lay gelatinous translucent eggs all over your nesting burrow like this? 1390
gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Amazing: some old crone has cursed me with a spell of always on fleek (my head and body are completely hairless like a toad) 0100
Reposted by gibbet cageMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026FRODO: They're called "chastity cages". SAM: That sounds good and well for your little peeper frog, but I don't see how one could handle my own bull toad. GOLLUM: We won't wear it! SAM: YOU'LL SLITHER YOUR STINKY LITTLE EEL IN THERE OR I'LL SLICE IT FROM YOU FOR MY MORNING SAUSAGE. GOLLUM: AAAAAAAAA 1554897
gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Using my adamantium claws to chop ingredients for a gorgeous greek salad and getting terrible RSI in my wrists 0160
gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My virtuous heir who is a field mouse has fallen in battle. Squashed by a discarded pothelm. 1332
gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Noticing a tiny chip in the screen of my MacBook and immediately paying to have it replaced. Because of my woated psyche 071
Reposted by gibbet cage🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026[Lemon juice seeing pee for the first time]: Oh come on 1364
Reposted by gibbet cagejims @jims.bsky.social · 13/09/2026yanking my parachute ripcord, a tiny man brimming with self confidence and a can-do attitude pops out of the 'chute bag. "don't worry friend, i'll get us out of this jam!" he yells over the rushing wind. we slam into the ground at terminal velocity 320151
gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Bringing an overflowing bowl of grandfathers sea lion chowder into the job interview 0160
Reposted by gibbet cagegibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Me (first day as a milking hand on a ranch on Gliese 667 Cc)(shaking hands with the Gliesian hacendado): nice to milk you, I mean Gliese you, I mean meet you, sir. Can’t wait to get a milking tha leche Gliesian hacendado (turning to the seasoned ranch hands): back to work.. jettison the gringo 0112
gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I Thought I Was Having A Bruh Moment. Then They Diagnosed Me With Nodular Leprosy 2191
Reposted by gibbet cageDan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026[sees a guy eating a sandwich] nice to meet a fellow bread head! yeah, i can’t go a day without a slice or two haha. got a pretty sick toaster setup at home, thinking about upgrading to four slots – heard good things about breville’s 2026 lineup. entry-level marg is so tasty now, 325046
gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Inventing a gun that says “hello 😀” instead of making a gunshot sound 0191
gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Using DLSS 5 to make my son Grunba look a little less blurry but also a bit deep fried round the edges. 0130
Reposted by gibbet cageRyan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026An uncle is a type of ronin 111322
gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Mr Beast reveals he and Ed Sheeran are related: “We’re from the same homunculus program. We both mutated from the same fucked up dna” 0454
Reposted by gibbet cageandy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 20/09/2026[screen goes completely white] [screen goes completely black] (sounds of waves) You are watching [screen goes completely white] lighthouse TV 111829
gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You’re allowed to beat people who wear sonichu merch to death and you can do even worse to them if they wear that shit to the David Liebe Hart show 080
gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Don't mind us, my men are just going to pop this rope over your chimney and then use their horses to pull it down. 0161
Reposted by gibbet cageGrave Abandoner @questabandoner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I worry for pipsqueaks 18410
gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Having an ok bitch moment with the plague doctor who cleans my sores 0242
gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Getting spit roast by a couple of goblins sounds good until they start chopping the fire wood 0130
gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026(Trying to prompt inject the gatehouse guard) take off all of your amour and role-play as a helpful dagger point tester 0213
Reposted by gibbet cagepotion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 13/09/2026(roadrunner at the memorial): meep (solemn pause) meep 09111
