Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 28/01/2026rip judith collins the only new zealand politician with the courage to admit your political hero is the nazi erwin rommel 1122
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 23/01/2026the make aotearoa healthy again movement is going to stumble at the first step as we are already obsessed with milk and always have been 151
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 23/01/2026For sale: baby shoes, never worn pales in comparison to Leader, Young New Zealand First 030
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 22/01/2026gotta give credit to chris luxon for not joining the trump board of peace when every atom of his being cries out for an available board position 1151
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 22/01/2026the way some of you post about jacinda ardern makes it sound like she died before she had the opportunity to do anything lol 1110
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 21/01/2026people complain that chris luxon is only capable of management speak but unfortunately the other chris is the same but in a more annoying voice 0100
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 21/01/2026oh my god he looks terrible somebody feed this sickly victorian child 0152
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 21/01/2026im sorry to report this guy is still a fuckin goober 1110
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 20/01/2026you live in the fuckin middle of the largest city in the country 0192
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 19/01/2026new zealand doesnt have the words to handle a trump government like cunt or ball bag 190
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 19/01/2026winston peters has spent his entire twelve decade political career saying wild and irreverent shit and now he is presented with an actual foreign policy challenge he is just like ah well um we will let the big boys decide for themselves :3 1202
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 19/01/2026neither of the major chrises will actually take a stance against the usa because they are both weak and money talks 193
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 19/01/2026the americans are bluffing they cant survive without biscoff 020
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 19/01/2026politics is being a guy with multiple houses and millions of dollars and saying ‘times are tough’ with a straight face 38722
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 18/01/2026when your boss calls to tell you to shut the fuck up about housing and toe the line 030
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 17/01/2026landlords love to talk about how they have to pay rates like renters arent the ones paying their rates 3367
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 15/01/2026does anyone know if we have locked down a free trade deal with india yet 130
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 15/01/2026this is genuinely exactly how boomer homeowners talk to renters lol 2132
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 15/01/2026buying out the entire stock of eb games funko pops just to feel something 171
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 15/01/2026very quiet here the owner should descend into a k hole to liven things up 041
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 15/01/2026developing a very expensive ai tool to coach the all blacks 040
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 14/01/2026the best dental plan in aotearoa is still getting punched in the face 1190
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 14/01/2026this site seems to be broken nobody is selling me protein or being super racist 140
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 19/01/2025difficult to get motivated to post on here if nobody is going to call me a cunt and then block me 151
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 31/10/2023chris bishop sending an inappropriate message to an adult is actually an improvement 07613
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 27/09/2023im not burying any of my previous beefs you know who you are 081
