dirté @dirte.net · 23husing all the datacenter power and every drop of fresh water on Earth to reply "Shut the fuck up" to every Reddit comment ever written, destroying the internet in the process 1250
dirté @dirte.net · 28/09/2026they flew me to Poster's Bay for my good conduct and nobody is here 1170
Reposted by dirtéNormal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026hello tough month!! I'm shilling my wares once again in a last ditch attempt to pay rent. some examples of my work below, though I use many different mediums so if you've got something else in mind, just ask! (you can also search "Dervy Sketchbook" on here to see more) DM if you're interested 🩵 13014
dirté @dirte.net · 25/09/2026weekend 🔜theflyinghats.bandcamp.comKick About | The Flying Hatsfrom the album Ups 120
dirté @dirte.net · 24/09/2026youtu.bethey are gutting a body of water - YouTube3.9K likes, 165 comments. "they are gutting a body of water - sour ... 161
dirté @dirte.net · 23/09/2026does anyone want to play waffles. Do they still have fun and games on this app 140
dirté @dirte.net · 19/09/2026they're making me give back all of the notifications you guys sent me 0221
dirté @dirte.net · 18/09/2026peakinglights.bandcamp.comTiger Eyes, by Peaking Lightsfrom the album 936 digi 140
dirté @dirte.net · 18/09/2026playing the song you posted during my son's middle school band concert 0120
Reposted by dirtédirté @dirte.net · 25/07/2024they are developing a new way to make it unsafe to drive a vehicle 2261
Reposted by dirtédirté @dirte.net · 20/09/2024been ordering too much takeout, so I made dinner for a change. It's not much but I'm pretty happy with myself 161
Reposted by dirtédirté @dirte.net · 27/12/2024when I repost an old post I'm dragging it out of a dark room with a gun to its head and looking at all of you for the go ahead 0101
Reposted by dirtédirté @dirte.net · 21/09/2024did you guys know that a murder of crows is called a murder of crows 0152
dirté @dirte.net · 02/09/2026the dumb ass fuckeng bull shit will continue until whatever improves 090
Reposted by dirtéslime and goop @snakeroot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026🧙♀️ | | . / ,, \ | | . | | . / ,,, \ | | . | | ` . .🦝 / ,, \ raccoon follows bread crumbs through the woods 914515
Reposted by dirtéjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton taught me it was ok to be universally beloved 45269627
dirté @dirte.net · 24/08/2026goptun.bandcamp.comDon't Say You're Ready | Fabio Kstro & Ralph Trova | Gop Tunfrom the album Don't Say You're Ready 010
dirté @dirte.net · 22/08/2026the first cow to wear a cowbell must have felt like the first human to see an electric lightbulb. And the person who invented cowbells is like the Thomas Edison of the cow world 170
dirté @dirte.net · 20/08/2026meeting a poster irl and shaking their hand, getting a picture with them, asking what their favorite post is, what software they use to post, etc 3866
Reposted by dirtéSCOM⛅️ @scomputer.fun · 19/08/2026dirté you are donkey kongstatic.klipy.comDonkey Kong & Pauline's Bananza Thumbs UpAlt: Donkey Kong & Pauline's Bananza Thumbs Up 121
dirté @dirte.net · 18/08/2026sometimes instead of sleeping, my brain will do me a solid and wake up early so I have a few extra hours to think about important business and pressing matters 1120
dirté @dirte.net · 18/08/2026in 2026 the discerning gamer seeks out exciting new situations of "Emergent gameplay" 0133
Reposted by dirtémorrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Yes, that is one of my egg mines. Why do you ask? 05315
dirté @dirte.net · 16/08/2026youtube.comConfusion And Frustration In Modern Times (Album Version)YouTube video by Sum 41 - Topic 230
