Reposted by chief kyivchief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 11/02/2025pressing my ducal signet ring really hard into my advisor's forehead 051
chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 22hSetting up a telescope at the fair, charging kids $6 to look directly at the sun 060
chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 29/09/2026Leaving the sun shield on and telling my date i can drive by instruments only 070
Reposted by chief kyivchief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 09/07/2025i get why China is proud of its civilization they were doing Bamboo Halliburton in 80BC while everyone else was Fucking Around 0123
chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 29/09/2026iCarly is an ancient hereditary title (iCarolus Magnus, 8th Century -> iKralj, iKaralius, iKról, iКороль) 040
chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 29/09/2026Q: Bond, squeeze the filter of that cigarette to release a burst of cooling menthol oil into the stream. Inhale and enjoy. The compound i added will kill you instantly. 0141
chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 29/09/2026i really like the syntactic rearrangement Stevie Wonder did in Pastime Paradise #SongsInTheKeyOfLife 130
chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 28/09/2026Krillion #75 🦐 435 🏮🦑⬛🏮🏮🦑🦑 Bullshit that "sulfur dioxide" doesnt count for "used to block the sun" 020
chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 28/09/2026active "twitter intellectuals" falling for a "vocab IQ" test made by white nationalist race science cranks 060
chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 27/09/2026You can re-use the SCOBY from diet coke to ferment more of it 1364
chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 26/09/2026it appears that this bonfire ritual site belongs to the Smashed Miller High Life Bottle Culture 017240
chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 26/09/2026at interviews, make sure you repeat your motto often so they know what you're about 090
chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 23/09/2026tried to explain what skim milk is like to someone with a lifelong dairy allergy and i said it's like when you finish most of an iced drink and come back to it in an hour; the watery, thin, almost offensive remains is like skim milk 140
chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 23/09/2026had to step away to take a piss for 3 random mins in the middle of an 8 hour planning zoom meeting and came back to them finishing up talking about my tasks like "oh he's back now" 👍 why did i even bother saying brb 1100
Reposted by chief kyivthe devil @thearbiter.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Ancient Proverb: The best time to start attacking was twenty years ago. He second best time to start attacking is now. 0123
chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 19/09/2026picked up a Hokkaido cream souffle roll from H Mart. Tastes like how you imagine a twinkie is, before you actually bite into a twinkie and are struck with reality. 1210
chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 18/09/2026we are getting shellacked out there, captain. My men can't take any more glossy varnishing 080
chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 18/09/2026they shouldn't have made the Protection spell a slightly different pronunciation than the Obliterate spell. I dont think they're gonna let me pet sit again 130
chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 18/09/2026“mediterranean paid leave? you want worldwide pride? i went among ‘zombies’ admired, liked nobody prideless tiger.” — #fridgle 35 fridgle.net/p/4ynfridgle.netfridgledaily fridge poetry toy 031
chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 17/09/2026ok, boarding a flight. Time to do my 32-second inspection of the small part of the fuselage visible around the door. Alright, looks good - we should be good to fly. 1100
chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 17/09/2026“weasellike plumber stripped something why black water? lively closing.” — #fridgle 34 fridgle.net/p/4p3fridgle.netfridgledaily fridge poetry toy 040
chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 16/09/2026“worrying shots go bam. slightly shaken concentrating to bandaging hands telling lies they say blame youth. sit i know through publishing are not alone” — #fridgle 33 fridgle.net/p/4d4fridgle.netfridgledaily fridge poetry toy 110
