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@mixbean.bsky.social
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Accidentally went to the top of the wrong mountain
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Getting lassoed around the ass
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Are you going to use your far flung regions
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You can eat these for lunch
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Bro still has the capacity to surprise and delight
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Doc says I’ve got fish lung
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
China discovers stockpile of water
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Man of letters: oh he gets sucked but not me?
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Bros keeping his egg warm
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
The logical twins
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Your movements remind me of lower animal
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Keep climbing up the shop ladder to show off my new shoes
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Fixing my culprit posture
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
My monks keep crashing out
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
My luxury mud
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
The 1,000 co worker choir
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
My enemy: care for a delicious meal? Me: how can I say no to such kindness
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
When you’ve studied clumps for over 50 years
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Not going to look at clumps anymore
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
1 homer simpson vs 100 hittites
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Promoted to commoner
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Megaslum civilians love to be corralled
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
General: we’re making you commander Me: ☺️ General: of outpost 1000… Me: 😞
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
They’ll let anyone be commander of outpost 1000
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I’ve been the subject of a grenade attack
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Tricking the computer
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
You have failed to surrender
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Would you commit the ultimate act?
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
The humanoid farmer
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Reopening a 1000 year old murder case
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Reluctantly telling my 100 hour story
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Sluggo behind a turret accidentally blowing up Nancy’s favorite store
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
This crater suggests a massive detonation
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
The mega mold ate my block
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
The haunted cemetery
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
The next big discovery should nourish the imagination
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
My cows give pure and abundant milk
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
A piece of meteorite flew into my eye
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Can’t wait to tell another fib
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
You pulling up water well bucket: sure is heavy Me inside the bucket: 🤗
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Washed ashore then got hit with sticks
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Hope that’s enough TNT
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
The beagle boys are killing me
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Always on the receiving end of blows to the head
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Lunch time where I am
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Torture stamina increased
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Releasing my man made fog across the city
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Emil A. Meal @emilameal.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Dance of the Dinnermen
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
The ordinary genius
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Press “yes my please” to accept
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