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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Analysts say you can expect the hearty and toothsome bean to take center stage in fall meals
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FRODO: They're called "chastity cages". SAM: That sounds good and well for your little peeper frog, but I don't see how one could handle my own bull toad. GOLLUM: We won't wear it! SAM: YOU'LL SLITHER YOUR STINKY LITTLE EEL IN THERE OR I'LL SLICE IT FROM YOU FOR MY MORNING SAUSAGE. GOLLUM: AAAAAAAAA
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Senator Bobby Boucher: I-I-If the president wants to show up i-i-in good faith to work on high quality H2O I'm always ready to reach across the aisle
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think it's nice they have that kind of thing in western Massachusetts. Imo replace the dominant strains of antisocial behavior with monomaniacal vendettas against small business owners for being insufficiently woke
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In my timeline where Howie Mandel died in state custody we call it the Mandel Effect
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I invented saying ladies and germs
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Looking at Sydney Sweeney's tits and shaking my head so everyone knows I disagree
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Biting a button battery like a gold coin to see if it's real
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Everybody a stooge until it's time to do stooge shit !!
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Moe: Who's flying this thing anyway? Larry: I think we're gonna have to bring her in, we're a quart low Moe: Whaddya mean, there should be enough gas in this bird to get us to the west coast! Curly: The plane's fine, it's the pilot who's a quart low!
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Holistic Hog BBQ
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A Sovereign Citizen In King Arthur's Court
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
May all your blood stay in your neck today as you reflect on the virtues of civil discourse
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“Oh it’s not a real consult just a quick curbside”
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Maha is just another astroturfed front in the American Reactionary Movement. This movement is responsible for every public health crisis: climate, automobile deaths, gun violence, homelessness, poverty. Its the Don't Tell Me What To Do movement. They are few but they're mobilized for war.
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The few things that maha "gets right" are such banal and commonplace ideas that no one disagrees upon and are not worth mentioning. Ah yes, Eat better and exercise, an idea that doctors are famously hostile toward
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Megaphone News @megaphone.news · 07/09/2026
When the latest war broke out and Israel displaced residents of the South, Rima Sharara took the Bint Jbeil Library archive with her, determined to preserve the history of Jabal Amel, its people and their traditions.
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Lately i've been thinking about how the law of unintended consequences has been abused to make regulation and oversight seem destined to failure. If you try to regulate you'll only create more chaos, inefficiency, waste Here we are living in the age of intended consequences
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I was curious about drunk driving and asked my doctor about it and he was so rude to me. Never driving sober again
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
We really need to push back on the narrative that actually doctors were so snooty they made people say “I’m still glad I didn’t vaccinate my kid who just died of measles”. The pathos is way fucking deeper than a pediatrician was condescending one time. This framing undercuts medical expertise.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
David miscavige is running the church into the ground and needs to go.
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 05/09/2026
Killed my puppeteer so I can lay here limply
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The thing you are mad at is an ad meant to make you mad
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That's not true. First of all video games are for children
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
going to delphi for oracleslop y'all need anything
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
God: hotbox it. Stockton Rush, captain of the oceangate titan submarine: No, this is a journey of discovery! I will never smoke weed at 8000 feet! God: You have made a grave mistake.
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
(Watching the ocean of Solaris resolve itself into a formation in the unmistakable likeness of Peter Griffin) Holy crap
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 03/09/2026
If you miss the “house” thing of Harry Potter spend time figuring out what kind of communist you are instead. Simple as
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Chat Pile @chatpileband.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
In honor of our upcoming fundraising show for SISU Youth Services, we're offering an exclusive CHAT PILE X SISU t-shirt on our online store chatpile.myshopify.com - all proceeds go to SISU and their mission to help unhoused youth in OKC. Design by local legend Ross Adams.
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I see the former gifted children are coming to the defense of data centers. Like very annoying moths to a poop scented flame
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i seem to be more affected by baby diego's death than i realized, sir
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Great Value cola isn't the best cola, it's not even the same cola from one bottling to the next. The complex variability makes it more like a wine. It can be really shitty or enchanting. I mourn the $0.25 Sams Choice 12oz can vending machine (the only thing colder than the tile under my bare feet)
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SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
modern medicine is about being gay with your dad
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Modern medicine does not work, because these bodies doing medicine upon each other are nonsensical globs of infinitely recycling matter. Grotesque emergent machines that trick themselves into an existence of essential suffering. Suffering, because it is so false and perverse. Animated by nothing
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Watching some gizz videos with the kids... it must take a lot of pressure off knowing there are five other dudes playing guitar
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I get bad vibes from this trump guy
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Hello mudda Hello fadda Globalize the Intifada
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Magnolia, one of the movies of all time. I wonder if Phillip Baker Hall had questions about being cast as a pedophile two movies in a row with PTA
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
if i’m reading a book before bedtime, even if i like the book, i can only get through maybe 20 to 30 pages before my eyes get heavy and i want to fall asleep. but the phone? the phone with all the angry people inside it? it’ll keep me up for hours. probably not a good thing.
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I love when the robots fall over and their legs scrabble in the air like an overturned bug
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I heard Taylor Lorenz lives in a data center now because it's the only place she can enjoy a constant 93 degree ambient temperature
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Being the presidents fart decoy is actually more meaningful and rewarding than I ever would have guessed
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Guy who's confused about how drug tests work: anybody got any clean cum?
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
2026 and frozen pizza still doesn't fit shopping basket... Feels personal at this point
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
bro I heard you may have untapped equity. bro you gonna tap that or what
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
"If you find yourself pondering flood insurance just make a snap decision or you'll entangle some disaster contra your deliberations. You must read Sophocles as well as your atomic manuals." - my 194 year old ass, an ombre diffusion in a quart jar, senile, offering folksy wisdom to the vacuum
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
You know what. Don't look on my works. Fuck you. You don't deserve them. Despairing ass.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Grandpa is selling a life size doll and planning on delivering it himself. He’s putting it in the passenger seat and I’m not stopping him
NOT a body
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 12/12/2023
Me and my houseboy noticed you from across the rave and we wanted to know… do you like LAN parties?
A photo of Trent Reznor and David Lynch circa 1996. Trent is wearing a Quake shirt.
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Do you think that's a lot of people or not a lot
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