Reposted by Gloria Fallonla @lafix.bsky.social · 07/04/2026things would be so much better if i couldn’t read 1187
Gloria Fallon @gloriafallon.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Say what you will about Biden’s presidency, but not once in those 4 years did I wake up in a panic over the Strait of Hormuz 050
Gloria Fallon @gloriafallon.bsky.social · 17/10/2025With Duolingo, I went from hardly speaking a word of Italian to saying “I am a turtle” in just one day! 030
Reposted by Gloria FallonMarjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 28/07/2024actually, I was just resting my eyes for a minute till Brooklyn 4427113
Reposted by Gloria FallonNot JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 05/04/2025I’d go to the gym but who has time for all those selfies 131168156
Reposted by Gloria FallonPath (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 04/03/2025I'm just nine trench coats divided evenly between three trench coats in a trench coat. 519679
Gloria Fallon @gloriafallon.bsky.social · 05/04/2025When I drive in the rain, my anxiety increases and decreases along with the speed of my windshield wipers 0176
Reposted by Gloria FallonSarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Honestly this kind of drama is exactly why I no longer participate in group chats 172167
Reposted by Gloria FallonNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Housing is so expensive. I'm going to move into a giant peach. 3958386
Gloria Fallon @gloriafallon.bsky.social · 23/03/2025I don’t think we’re going to hell in a handbasket after all. I think we’re going in a Tesla 1162
Reposted by Gloria Fallonmark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Me: how do I do my taxes Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance 682857390
Reposted by Gloria FallonUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/03/2025existential crisis at the drive-thru 26761141
Gloria Fallon @gloriafallon.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Just once in my life I’d like to get the shopping cart that isn’t the absolute loudest in the entire grocery store 1132
Reposted by Gloria Fallon𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025My favorite novel is 100 𝘠𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘖𝘧 𝘚𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘦 because just imagine *closes eyes and clutches fist* all that fuckin’ solitude. 13683141
Reposted by Gloria Fallonsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 12/02/2025you should come on my podcast it’s called i hate the way you chew and breathe 1835583
Reposted by Gloria FallonAimee Giese @greeblehaus.com · 13/02/2025Insomnia insomnia, that wonderful treat. The more you stay awake, the more you eat. 616615
Gloria Fallon @gloriafallon.bsky.social · 20/02/2025It seems obvious that humans shouldn’t create technology that can replace humans but whatever, they’re the smart ones here 0165
Reposted by Gloria FallonFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 20/02/2025well whatever happens in the next four years i just hope it inspires some sick bars from lin-manuel miranda 320930
Reposted by Gloria FallonJerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 05/02/2025Hey, 1983 called but I didn’t answer because I was trying to figure out how to play “Electric Avenue” on the clarinet. 3558
Reposted by Gloria FallonKalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 01/12/2024HER: you didn't use my shampoo again, did you? ME: *shakes my head no but the luxurious bounce of my hair says otherwise* 7849128
Reposted by Gloria Fallondonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 02/02/2025If you act like you're on drugs when you’re not on drugs, they put you on drugs to make you act like you're not on drugs 439767
Gloria Fallon @gloriafallon.bsky.social · 06/02/2025People can be so judgey about people who are judgey 051
Reposted by Gloria Falloncat damon @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social · 03/01/2025[bruce wayne speeding around in the batmobile] (roxanne voice) baaaatman, you don't have to stop at the red lights 138490
Reposted by Gloria FallonIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 31/01/2025"if you're not scared, you're not paying attention." WHY DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING SO HARD NOT TO PAY ATTENTION 181347155
Gloria Fallon @gloriafallon.bsky.social · 31/01/2025I’m really sorry but no, we just don’t have time for a bird flu epidemic right now 071
Reposted by Gloria Fallonshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 31/01/2025truly don't have enough faces or palms to get thru this era 691987130
Reposted by Gloria FallonRob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Whoever invented how to pronounce the word "macabre" did a really good jabre. 21539100
Gloria Fallon @gloriafallon.bsky.social · 30/01/2025We need more jokes about how long it’s been January 081
Reposted by Gloria FallonPinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 28/01/2025It’s not box wine, it’s cardboardeaux. 261522376
Reposted by Gloria FallonViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 23/01/2025It’s a great time to be dumb and mean-spirited 19697102
Gloria Fallon @gloriafallon.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Actually a little sad about the price of eggs since it was basically our only perk for the next four years 030
Reposted by Gloria Fallonhotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Gaslighting myself to sleep. 2374
Gloria Fallon @gloriafallon.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Something nobody tells you: aging gracefully is fucking expensive 082
Reposted by Gloria FallonJames Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Space alien: Take me to your leader. Me: I’d rather not. 19540133
Reposted by Gloria FallonAmish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 29/11/2024A four-year coma sounds nice. 17704139
Gloria Fallon @gloriafallon.bsky.social · 26/01/2025If you love someone set them free—and then follow their life without you on social media for the rest of eternity 030
Reposted by Gloria FallonYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 22/01/2025don’t come around here no more? ok tom petty and the threatmakers 829454
Reposted by Gloria Fallonkim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 24/01/2025porcupines are just squirrels that listen to the sex pistols 812923
Gloria Fallon @gloriafallon.bsky.social · 24/01/2025You know you’re getting old when you low-key side with the mom in Pink Pony Club 051
Reposted by Gloria FallonDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 24/11/2024“How can you make jokes at a time like this” why do you think jokes were invented? 291825365
Gloria Fallon @gloriafallon.bsky.social · 24/01/2025I’m not watching the news for the next four years so figured I’d join another social media platform… 3352
