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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

[Pam from HR staring at my Bluesky page] What did you mean when you said, “Hyucking on Goofy’s dick till he gawrshed”

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/09/2026

it's about fighters, not age, example #4,398

And for an 80-something, Markey was well-positioned. Unlike biden, he speaks clearly and walks confidently. He's been a strong supporter of Medicare for All, the Green New Deal, and other left-wing policies, so progressives love him. including younger ones. Markey, not Moulton, was backed by Pressley, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Boston Mayor Michelle Wu, and numerous other younger Democratic politicians.

Markey took full advantage of Moulton's transgender remarks, painting himself as the defender of LGBTQ+ community and other groups that often face discrimination.

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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

📌Google maps. These sniveling tech companies and the billionaires who own them are grotesque — geographically and morally lost. We must never forget who surrendered to hate and fascism.

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feral bat @feralhattie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

he’s in this one, as is the Pupette formerly known as Pickles, alongside (formerly known as) Dave, and yep they’re @hotsietozzi.bsky.social originals honey youtu.be/QXd9r6N1XYU

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Puppet Anxiety

YouTube video by Bingo Bangou

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feral bat @feralhattie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

my kid (not featured in this particular vid w face, but def w voice) has acquired a few @hotsietozzi.bsky.social handmade pupettes, and bb, youtu.be/d19Xy6pYwzs

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Prank phone call (GONE WRONG)

YouTube video by Bingo Bangou

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

live your life in such a way that when someone else dies, everyone isn’t wishing it was you instead

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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Mitch McConnell called. He said he won’t be able to make it in today cuz he ate too many chili cheese dogs (12)

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Scott Linnen @scottlinnen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

blood in the streets. diarrhea in the sheets.

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump ADMITTED to doing 9/11 live on the air, as he calls for war on Israel. 🚨 Hear the stunning confession now!!!

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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Jesus fucken Christ is he fucken dead yet?

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House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

It's the USA's 250th anniversary. Alright everyone, let's pack it in. We had a bad run.

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

YOU: the 250th anniv— MJM:

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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Aw nuts! Can’t go back to Walmart just because my helper ape “Touchy Ann” tore a toddler in half in the diaper aisle :-(

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Mike Wiebe @mikewiebe.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Ah yes House of Dragons is back! All my favorite characters: Aegon , Ameon, Aegeyar, Aegalon, Aegeon, Aegistar, Aemritsar and of course The Wolf Snake!

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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Sad news. I just found out my favorite carpenter ant is a snitch. :-(

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

In case you missed it, I am running a fundraiser this month for our local animal shelter! Our region has been hit hard by housing insecurity and other socioeconomic issues in the past few years so their services are more needed than ever. Please help if you can! ❤️ givebutter.com/mollys-birth...

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Molly's Birthday for Shelter Kitties!

Cats can't get jobs so they need our help.

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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Recently, I received a surprise bill for $342 from a billing agency for a routine medical exam I had TWO years ago. I checked my insurance online — it showed it had been fully paid. I called my insurance — they saw that it was fully paid. 🧵

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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Hognose snakes are the drama queens of the serpent world. Thanatosis is how the small snakes hope to avoid predation, theatrically fakings death. Original post

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Jeff @gojeffgo.com · 24/05/2026

Me, never mentioning or searching anything related to pants or fashion. Instagram, non stop, for the past few days: "Jeff, have you considered giant pants?"

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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Many frowned upon this, but I finally taught my cat how to smoke.

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Jeff @gojeffgo.com · 23/08/2025

I go on long runs on Saturday mornings so I eat a ton of food on Friday nights. Just between us, on the Saturdays I don't plan on running, I still eat a ton of food on Friday nights.

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Thanks, but I prefer my enemies diabolical, smart, extremely hot, & often wearing low-cut leather pants.

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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

My Visible Son by The Tozzi Puppet Factory

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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Important Message from The Tozzi Puppet Factory:

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harpy @harpy.party · 15/05/2026

once i achieve my life goal of being murdered by a mysterious drifter i won't have to spend so much time online

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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Uh-oh, the commenters who cannot identify playful humor have arrived :-(

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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I hate when I wake up too early in the US and Bluesky is all: Lord Minister Flafferbunt and Glennsders at 12 Pembertwine reject Klorus Singular Berthwaits Pinkerbushwells push for Pobbelwaggins Clip Clopp

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

the best thing about living in a bog is the 24hr news channel only talks about cranberries

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

whenever someone in my village dies we perform a very sacred ritual where we throw the deceased into the creek & they float down to the next village that has a mortuary.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

calmly trimming a bonsai tree with my teeth

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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

The hantavirus is what killed Casper

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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Can’t attend the Met Gala anymore cuz last time I went dressed as “A Living PB&J” and put one of the Kardashians into anaphylactic shock :-(

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HALLOWEENTime, M.D.🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @saigontimemd.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

finally found something to make me laugh and it's this I've watched this like 30 times in a row

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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

My best seahorse just died in a terrible auto accident (he drove into a Wendy’s)

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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

On which of the Four Horses does the oil ride in? (Rhetorical)

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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Absolutely LOVE hearing everybody’s petty grievances. (This is my petty grievance.)

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