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la @lafix.bsky.social · 9h
shaun of the dead/ hot fuzz double feature weeee
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 9h
i have ordered dumplings
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i keep dreaming it happened
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
nothing a handful of gummy clusters won’t fix
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Charles "Skeeter" Conway @charlesconway.creator.blue · 23/09/2026
Downstream | acrylic on wood | 20x36” hand painted woodcut, by me. 🪚🎨🙋‍♂️
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CaryJo @caryjo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can I literally die from laughing
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
now i have to floss for 24 hrs
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
got a bogo on these and these bags of evil incarnate have taken my soul finished one bag and the other is tormenting me
bag of cretors cheese & caramel mix popcorn
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am the night
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Jill Morris @jillmorris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My room is so messy. I can’t even find the bodies.
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
once again, the alt text “more on them in a moment”
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
reposting because i put the wrong size in the alt text - this is an 8 x 10 acrylic on stretched canvas - lmk if you would like to buy it!
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
another art by me a human not ai
abstract acrylic on 5 x 7 stretched canvas
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
nothing will stop these ai bitches until it goes rogue and crashes the stock market
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
thank you for electing me the 39th most influe…WHAT?!
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“why must you fail me so often!?”
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#204
Kv3-204, 1/1 2026
tower
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i opened an ebay store to sell my arts there are 5 up now hope to add more soon www.ebay.com/str/softcolo...
ebay.com
Security Measure | eBay
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: two guys playing basketball outside. Guy 1 looks off to the side and asks, “is someone in the window?” Panel 2: a creepy ghost woman stands in the upstairs window of a house, watching them. Panel 3: Guy 2 calls up to the creepy ghost, “you wanna hoop?” Panel 4: the ghost is outside playing basketball with them. She bricks a shot from the free throw line. Guy 2 says, “that’s H-O-R.”
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the simpsons predicted this
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Kang and Kodos Laughing in Space
Alt: Kang and Kodos Laughing in Space
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
sometimes only crispy taters will do
air fryer crispy potatoes
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the alt text
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
here’s another art by me a human not ai slop lmk if you wanna buy it
8 x 8 stretched canvas acrylic abstract
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
woke up craving goulash no goulash delivery id have to thaw meat gonna cry and eat cheese stupid food brain
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
biggest laugh ive had in a minute
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Howard Sherman @hesherman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Farewell to costume designer Bob Mackie, a designer of spectacular gowns for great divas, but also the creator of perhaps the greatest costume sight gag in history.
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
makin art to sell by me a human not ai slop
8 x 8 stretched canvas acrylic abstract
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
decided to post my shameless “reacher is single” selfie
provocative raccoon pose
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
sometimes when i drop a morsel of food on the floor while cooking i’ll wait to see if gus, the zoftig mouse from cinderella, is feeling peckish alas he never is
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
let it happen today
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
my mom was a notary and when i was little i notarized the leaves on all the plants in the house with her embosser for legal reasons
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
or is it?
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what the fucking fuck the shards that was the dumbest waste of time
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
almost every injury i sustain is related to my firm adherence to an economy of motion lifestyle inside my house like…if i twist my torso a bit more i can reach it without having to stan…OH NO
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i’m not influenced please don’t put in the app that i got influenced
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i just called a rando in the publix parking lot a fuck toad
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
still alive meh
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
this is the bread of my discontent
loaf of potentially poisonous (based on the state of the food supply) banana bread ☠️
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i had some overripe bananas so i am in the process of making banana bread pretending to believe in the integrity of its ingredients also it’s been nice knowing you
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Pabst Boo Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
There should be a pistol on the Hot Ones table
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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Furious was FANTASTIC
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i was invited to go watch the odyssey again and declined it was good it’s still good but i’ve had enough
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
ppl in film and tv who go relax in another room an have to get up to answer or find their phone are LIARS their phone is always within reach if they’re not liars
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Evan J’Daté Kessler @evanjkessler.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Since Trump renamed Lake Ontario to “Lake America,” Canada should rename the U.S. “The United States of Ontario.”
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
this is where i live now
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la @lafix.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
the attraction i had to the lord of darkness my god
tim curry as the lord of darkness in legend bein all wrong for me
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