Jane @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 17hAfter they taught a slice of brain to play the piano I’m feeling pretty bad about myself 0134
Reposted by Janeweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We were all worried about the singularity, nobody expected the doublarity 1012217
Jane @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Why do fraternities haze and sororities like make you sit in a circle and talk about how you’ve always wanted a sister 020
Reposted by JaneThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Fraternity Under Investigation After Forcing Pledges To Volunteer At Soup Kitchen 8840108
Reposted by JaneFrenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don't have followers I have concerned onlookers 317565
Reposted by Jane[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Hey I live in the moment I just need top hits of the early 80s to be playing during that moment 1268
Reposted by JaneIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026One of my weirder preoccupations in celebrity bodyguards. Imagine your job is just being paid to be massive and hover and make eye contact with people and glower and be like "I wouldn't, babes." Have you seen Kendrick Lamar's bodyguard? 764660
Reposted by JaneDii Moffatt @diimoffatt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Who is the fuckwit who decides to rearrange the entire supermarket? 021
Reposted by Janecb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Do you want to add fries with that?" "Buddy I don't even want anything at all. I broke free from the chains of desire " 1426
Reposted by Jane🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Hooters Girls should have secret service detail 31066
Jane @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Me everytime some one says I hope your but never itches 010
Reposted by JaneA-A-ron @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Oh fuck! I just turned 46 this month 0133
Reposted by JaneJames @james.tarnation.lol · 21/02/2025damn jonathan taylor thomas save some first names for the rest of us 648488
Reposted by JaneFiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Brings a lawyer to a knife fight 25823
Reposted by Jane🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍 @sassycanadian0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It's almost candy corn season for those of you that like to eat crayons. 96724
Jane @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 26/09/2026pro.tiktok.com/t/ZTyMqQ6dW/pro.tiktok.comTikTok - Make Your Day 000
Jane @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Hey guys the Sopranos didn’t make the list because it debuted too early… but 30 rock made the list so I’m confused surely the sopranos came after 30 to oh wait I was thinking 3rd rock from the sun ok I’m okay 041
Jane @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Stop looking at all the people doing better than you and start looking at all the people doing worse than you. There’s Probably far more to choose from 082
Jane @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don’t need a list to tell me to watch the sopranos again 040
Reposted by JaneBrie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Succubus is probably not a good name for public transport 03610
Reposted by Janecrumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Back to the dismal busywork of dreaming. 15731
Reposted by JaneAnya Taylor-Melancholy @interdiction.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The microplastics are my friends now. 37233
Reposted by Janeslacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 24/09/2026until someone attaches AI to a fleshlight my answer remains a firm no thank you 141
Reposted by JaneJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Bro last night was a true feast for the senses 16227
Reposted by JaneViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 23/09/2026What’s your favorite thing being an adult? Mine is selling uranium to global terrorists 1315227
Jane @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I need some one to intervene on my short form video use 121
Reposted by Janeaaron @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 23/09/2026I'm on a keyboard which means I can use punctuation and capitalization very easily. But I still may choose not to. 051
Reposted by Jane jaypea @jaypea.bsky.social · 17/04/2026*climbing into a handbasket* “Sure are a lot of other people in here. Time to get cozy.” “It’s moving now? Wonder where we’re going. Somewhere good, I bet.” 0247
Reposted by JanePandy Fackler 🍂 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 22/09/2026They wouldn't let me leave the grocery store until I bought 500 grams of protein 515031
Reposted by JaneLizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026people with too much energy y’all know it’s because they steal it from the rest of us 614048
Reposted by JaneViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I hate when you meet someone and everything is going great and then they ask you to answer their riddles three 1627053
Reposted by JaneGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026more people would use public transit if it was a roller coaster 2840093
Jane @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I feel like if some one is gonna say something bad about Cindy Crawfords family it should be about Kaia Gerber‘s acting 100
Reposted by JaneWilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If someone makes you calamari, you should make them calamari in return. Squid pro quo 22710
Reposted by Janealber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 21/09/2026almost got into an accident on the freeway because some fucking clown was texting while driving! so dangerous! i had to pause my youtube stream to honk and yell at him 29513
Jane @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I saw the hottest dude in his yard while I was walking my dog so I told him that my dog had previously shit in his yard and if another dog ever shits in his yard to give me a call and I’d come clean it up. then I asked him if he had a phone and I manually entered my phone number and called myself 381
Reposted by JaneKaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Me: can you be serious for a second? Him: what? like the radio station? 13111
Reposted by JaneBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 21/09/2026James Dean was in three movies. Three. None of them were great. You guys can try to build your legacies through a lifetime of meaningful achievements if you want. I’m going to continue focusing on what really matters: looking awesome 791643209
