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Mox is great at commentary for the same reason he’s great at promos - motivation, intent, and hype. He builds up his guys and his opponents equally, explains motivations, kayfabes strategy. He truly was born for this shit

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Extremely cool to have Bryan wrestling in this match

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Honestly feels like they should just turn the Death Riders full face now, who’s gonna want to boo them for a while

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@mbcnotnbc.bsky.social I don’t know if you saw my posts, but the DJ Shadow show was tremendous

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well, now we see what happens when your pitchers throw 400 balls and the 401st pitch is dead red

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Victor Von Doom actually IS Tony Stark and he was alive the whole time, they'll figure out how in post bsky.app/profile/ign....

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everything is gambling now bsky.app/profile/fint...

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Is it gauche for me to say Orange should win the Continental belt tonight because what better way to celebrate his life than strap up the opponent most associated with him

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honestly think I'll give CFB a rest forever if this happens bsky.app/profile/awfu...

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People are saying "you're all focusing on the ridiculousness of the sports thing and not on the brute stupidity of the hearing itself" and, like, I can't control the way our government works but I can laugh at nerds that ruin their own careers bsky.app/profile/mari...

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The 50 Cent song How To Rob, except it's all about people that can buy Criterion's The Complete Kubrick at MSRP

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you're thinking about her..........she's thinking about the Knicks bsky.app/profile/youh...

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They should change the ABS signal from tapping the top of your cap or helmet to pointing at your head like an 80s wrestling heel showing the crowd how smart he is

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It would be so fucking funny if the White Sox, for three straight years the Team That God Forgot, are the first team to get out of the wild card round

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what the fuck is this attendance in Houston, do they think it's still August because it's probably 200 degrees outside

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You could probably write a whole book about just the parodies and responses to Uncle Tom's Cabin bsky.app/profile/joxl...

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you think when Bart Giamatti said "baseball is designed to break your heart", he meant it sarcastically

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honestly I'll take the Phils over these doofuses with a racist name and a racist chant and a stadium like a half hour away from the actual city any day of the week

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I voted for Nader in 2000 and would vote for him again knowing what I know now, because I'd contact the Florida DNC and tell them to prepare for war with the ballot count bsky.app/profile/jill...

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 13h

sounds good, Samurai Version of Billy Mitchell from The King of Kong bsky.app/profile/fact...

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the phillies have tied it up. phillies fans are madder than theyve ever been about this development

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It’s pretty great how the Phillies exist to give their fans eternal ambient anxiety

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A K @aklingus.bsky.social · 17h

I'm incredibly glad Mike & Co. got their shot at reviving MST3K, but man, I truly wish this had all worked out. Maybe it was never going to work out bsky.app/profile/opti...

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I think it's gotta be "brain on drugs" because there was a sequel with Rachael Leigh Cook youtu.be/dAHoxaphbEs?... bsky.app/profile/elie...

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The Original Rachael Leigh Cook Brain on Drugs

YouTube video by Robot433i

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A K @aklingus.bsky.social · 17h

@aanand.style happy birthday, my friend, aka The Toat Man

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A K @aklingus.bsky.social · 18h

The only real bright spot of the Sox getting rinsed last night is they won't have to see Schlitter again barring a Game 3 relief appearance and the rest of the Yankees' rotation isn't particularly good. Other than that, oof baboof

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Just saw that Hundreds of Beavers is on Dropout now, an interesting licensing choice and also one that fits the channel to a tee

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When you get back from three days out of town and discover you’d left your fridge door open

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Britt has the mental capacity of drywall and yet even in that moment she knew Schmitt and his gang of dopes had totally biffed it bsky.app/profile/circ...

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Nice to remember that for all baseball has done to speed up the game, the things that still slow it down are excessive pitching changes and commercials, both of which are doubled up during the playoffs

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One of the funniest punchlines in anything and Oyama came up with it right off the dome, what a king bsky.app/profile/ryan...

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Having seen that Social Reckoning clip, I can safely say that Strong acts and sounds way more like Zuckerberg than Jesse Eisenberg did, and I sincerely doubt his performance will be as good despite that

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I haven’t listened to a Kanye song in a bit and there’s one playing in the restaurant I’m in now, and I was reminded that oh yeah, he never got better as a rapper

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Wandered over to Twitter to see how they were taking the Man City deal and I saw some meathead talking about how Haaland and Rodri were nobodys until they came to City, and I closed the tab on the browser and sat silently for a few minutes

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Spoiler: he sails away on a blueberry boat bsky.app/profile/antl...

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Just for the record, I have seen an Atlanta Hawks game. The arena’s got pretty good sightlines, and Big Boi actually showed up for OutKast night, in which a high school marching band played OutKast songs for the halftime entertainment

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It’s too bad Missouri is chud-captured now, because this smug dipshit getting owned on TV would make for one hell of an opposition ad bsky.app/profile/sahi...

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I don’t know what book you throw at City that is large enough, maybe War and Peace? Gravity’s Rainbow? The Recognitions? bsky.app/profile/arse...

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I am going to get a hell of a lot of use out of this, thank you bsky.app/profile/wook...

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The Price is Right | Showcase Results | 1/20/2010

Every so often, as an inveterate Price is Right clips watcher, you will see something that makes you grimace because it’s so painful, and this is one of those times youtu.be/LcWhmPc1lZg?...

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YouTube video by Triniswagg92 Beastmode

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I will always have a soft spot in my heart for the first Wet Hot American Summer sequel (well, prequel) for the batshit storyline of Elizabeth Banks’ character actually being a rock magazine reporter doing an undercover feature on teen camps

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It’s so wild you can go down that thing even when it’s snowing bsky.app/profile/dill...

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