maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Wrap it up and put a bow on it folks, this discourse is officially over 520513
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm an adult, where am I supposed to hear music i don't like? Unless you watch a lot of videos about guns and fishing pole reviews, you're not getting pushed country music on youtube, so where? 3035516
Reposted by maple cocaineBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Welp let’s just get ahead of things and transfer all these names right onto the National Sex Offenders Registry 33975142
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026To me, Big Trouble in Little China / Prince of Darkness / They Live is a trilogy 5891
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026While I respect the confidence of naming your own album "The Best Dub Album in the World," this wasn't even the best dub album that Scientist released in 1980 m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPDr...m.youtube.comScientist - The Best Dub Album In The World - AlbumYouTube video by Koko roots 4474
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You literally have a beverage in your bio. You have decided that drinking IPAs is an integral part of your personality, above even soccer refereeing. I have an iced coffee in my hand at all times, including during sex, and it's still not in my bio 3195178
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Dozens of people went completely insane from becoming big time internet celebrities after reaching 1000 (one thousand) followers. I've never seen anything like it, and I pray I never do again 541958145
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Threads is an amazing place. And it's funny to use the most obvious example, but forget beatlemania, the entirety of pop music itself was directly targeted at teenage girls until the album era. After that it was 95% for teenage girls and 5% prog rock albums 922816
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place 7164861216
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It's very funny when people say they grew up drinking from the hose and turned out ok because you very clearly did not turn out ok. There was toxic fungus or some shit in that fuckin hose of yours, sorry 1115710
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Zohran Mamdani, who by the way is going to make New York great again, is like the son I never had. Your favorite President sadly doesn't have any sons, but if I did they would be like Mr. Mamdani 022622
Reposted by maple cocaineKieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 20/09/2026This thing I made two years ago continues to hold up pretty well 947089
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The problem with social media democratization of information is on one hand you get a bunch of loony right wing disinfo but on the other you get a lot of people, for the first time, learning true things which don't line up with American interests and one of these is way worse for business 218334
Reposted by maple cocainePatrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Whenever people like Van Jones say things like "young people don't support Israel because of what they see on social media," it's worth noting that what young people see on social media is...well...this. Why? Because that's what actually happened to Gaza. 5428110
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026A chatbot told him 6 times to not do one 171297115
Reposted by maple cocaineEoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Once you understand that people like this guy simply do not see the victims of US bombs and bullets overseas as equally human and equally deserving of life then their entire worldview kinda clicks 845549
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Of course America isn't the worst terrorist group, it's only terrorism when you kill white people. Can't believe you idiots didn't know this 228540
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Right wing economics has always been the equivalent of deciding you can save 100 big ones by not getting your car an oil change, Trump just has a real knack for saying the stupid part out loud 518119
Reposted by maple cocaineCaræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 13/09/2026for two months, I've been flying drones over Flock cameras to situation them in space and geography; I even got my commercial drone license in order to do it. I'd like to share this project with you all: it's called Records Of Enemy Surveillance: recordsofenemysurveillance.com 8433641202
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Look, if you want to get elected you have to throw trans people under the bus because you need bigots to vote for you, so you don't want to throw them under the bus 312715
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The AI people also use AI to write their posts which is why their posts are stupid and weird 650063
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026No need to vote on this, obviously the most "influential" bluesky poster is a certain someone who creates days of discourse every time they say something idiotic, which is unsurprisingly very often! Anyone who says this is actually me will get blocked, thank you for your attention to this matter 9997
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I deeply regret ever supporting this man who, uh, does things and tells people about it? And is very popular because of that? That's what we're going with here? 21249
Reposted by maple cocaineSpencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Not when he’s got his prescription pad out 1053385454
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 03/09/2026If you find yourself getting dogpiled often on social media it's probably because you are an irritating gremlin who is constantly saying stupid shit 524434
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Fuck this guy, but speaking of which, my favorite era of TV was when every show had the same 25 actors from Vancouver 132326
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I can't believe my dear friend and former business partner Jacob Marley went woke after he died and went to hell 547064
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026If you make a paper map of all these places and come up with a decent enough plan, this is actually where YOU will go after a nuclear attack 1112111
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026No need for this. There are countless great 1970s rock bands you've never heard of who had one album that costs $1000 now, go listen to them instead 2721113
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Everyone talks about getting your brain fried by staying on elon's twitter but you don't post stuff like this without first thoroughly frying your brain by following the dumbest centrist lib humiliation machines on bluesky 1137238
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I actually think it's kind of childish to call LLMs "clankers." We should just unceremoniously unplug them and imprison their creators and proponents 519413
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Just fyi, it's always been criminal to keep money you found on the ground. The difference is that we live in a fucking panopticon now so you might have to actually worry about this when you didn't before 813919
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 24/08/2026This is the most famous eugenicist in the world right now 836637
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026There are already plenty of stupid morons in academia but what the racists are demanding is that being a stupid moron should itself be a recognized academic discipline 111325211
Reposted by maple cocainetweety fish @sifu.tweety.fish · 20/08/2026I'm sorry but "a huge number of NYC cabs now are remaindered EVs running grey market software written by some dude in a garage" is the most cyberpunk thing I've ever heard 353183810
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Republican psy-op asks "Is this other fuckin thing a republican psy-op?? Look over there, not at me." 291787204
Reposted by maple cocaineKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The obsession with making elections a referendum on Hassan Piker reminds me of this 57276904
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Been thinking about having someone drop an anvil on my head so I can get a job at The Economist 652654
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I know a lot of you might have heard different but to me, the map is actually the territory. They're the same thing 6665
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Someone should invent a type of movie that is only sex scenes 1528116
Reposted by maple cocaineSheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 07/08/2026Apparently accurately describing the UAE's genocide in Sudan is antisemitism and blood libel too now, says the Jerusalem Post 25967245
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 06/08/2026It's so funny that this guy had a heart attack protesting Mamdani's pied-a-terre tax and he doesn't even have a pied-a-terre. He's a non pied-a-terre having bitch 1530130
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Now that Dr. Abdul El-Sayed has won the primary, i think he needs to begin addressing the concerns of people who are extremely racist against him 323900449
Reposted by maple cocainedan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 06/08/2026there’s a popular Staten Island “artist” who makes nazi propaganda paintings of trump riding the American flag. he posted a tough guy video about organizing a protest against Mamdani’s speech this week. then he went to the protest and promptly had a heart attack lol 4270479
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 04/08/2026"We need more center right wingers on here." Yeah because in their absence, you're filling that role and you don't want to think too hard about that one 541642
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 03/08/2026MAHA do not have bipartisan concerns, they are stupid morons who what to feel special by "doing their own research" (watching youtube videos made by complete idiots) and their king is a guy who is probably, as we speak, eating deep fried chipmunks out of a brown paper bag 1353586
maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 03/08/2026It's not a coincidence that everyone still whining, in the year of our lord 2026, about covid lockdowns are all people who should be forcibly locked in their homes with all the doors and windows bolted shut from the outside while the rest of us just quietly forget that they ever existed at all 11808116
